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> Splinters in her crotch
>
> A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal
> Democrat and an
> anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .
> There was a
> large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted
> a good view
> of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the
> big tree. As
> she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked
> her. In her
> haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and
> got many
> splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a
> local ER to
> see a doctor . She told him she was an environmentalist, a
> Democrat, and an
> anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The
> doctor listened
> to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the
> examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat
> and waited
> three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman
> demanded, "What
> took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to
> get permits
> from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service,
> and the Bureau
> of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a
> 'recreational area' so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm
> sorry, but
> due to Obama-Care they turned you down."
>