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THIS JUST IN.... LONDON (Rooters) - The Home Office this morning verified reports that during the Second World War, secret nuclear bomb research conducted at Darlington in County Durham leaked a huge amount of radioactivity, poisoning tens of thousands in the town and leading to second- and third-generation mental illness. "We can confirm that because of this radiation poisoning, most residents of Darlington are first class idiots, incapable of functioning in modern society," said Home Secretary Priti Patel. "It's all they can do to tie their shoes in the morning, much less give birth to an intellight thought," said Patel, herself afflicted with a smugness that causes those who listen to her to lose their last meal on the spot." Asked what the government intended to do with an entire community of morons, Patel said "we will wait them out. In time, they will ascend to heaven amongst all those chemical trails that cause people to become sterile."

I quit about four years ago. Just couldn't get it up anymore.

All of this is a failue of government, which is inevitable when you transfer wealth from those who produce it. When those who receive it become the majority, this is what results. There is only one way to fix this. By force if necessary, change the government.

No thanks. Best stick with what you do best.

The women I remember were those inhabiting the bars along 100 Pi Alley in Saigon, so nick-named because you could buy their services for 100 piastres, which wasn't worth much American. First thing they'd say to you: "You buy be Saigon tea?"

That's because you're ugly. Get over it. I did.

You've got to learn to read the fine print. It was right there on the syringe: DO NOT take this vaccine if, before your birth, either parent had unprotected sex with an employee of a Chinese meat market or was ever bitten by a bat. If your dick or nutsack shrivels up and falls off it is recommended you do not take the followup shot.

From everything I know Dean that would be yes to the one question, and I'm not sure but I'm saying no to the other question, except that one of the answers is a could be, but then, maybe it should be couldn't be. Glad to help.

There's a back door. I can get you through it for $100 U.S.

Didn't vote. I'm holding out for Duke Nukem.

You left?

Thanks Merlin. As usual, please bill Rugger for your time.

Hope for all the best for your lovely daughter. Keep the Faith!

Holy dog shit! Mississippi? Only steers and queers come from Mississippi and I don't see no horns on those Idiots. So that kinda narrows it down.

I used to employ deep penetration. But while your nose and ears grow as you age, other things shrink.

You look like you're pushing 80. Great news Toes. Really happy for you!!!

Over more than a decade I never heard a bad word about Johnny. He was everyone's friend. People like that make - and leave - a greater impression and I miss no one more than Johnny Dos.

I'm from America. Hot dogs.

Do keep in mind that there is a large difference between free speech which contributes to informed debate and understanding, and, the ravings of an idiot as the dictionary describes. (No slight intended; typically, idiots are born, not made.)

Deepest sympathies.

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Good luck Toes.

Just throwing cash at 'em this year until I get that vaccine.

Some of you Idiots will see some bum walking toward you on the sidewalk dressed in rags with shit all over his pants and when he gets to you, give him a hug. Then, like me, some of you Idiots will cross the street before he gets to you because you have no desire to cross paths with someone like that.

So very sorry.