HarryWeezer

GREAT news Toes. Happy for you!

Ducky asked how the FuckYou Command should work. I gave that a lot of thought but couldn't come up with a good answer but as luck would have it, I was due for my annual confession at the Lizard Lick Catholic Church of the Most Blessed Holy Redeemer. So I asked. ME: "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It has been a year since my last confession." PRIEST: "You shouldn't store up sins for a year at a time. It'll give you the shits. So what sins have you committed since last year?" ME: "Well, I've been pretty good in the sin department father except that I repeatedly find myself choking the chicken." PRIEST: "Why would you do that to a harmless bird?" ME: "No, you misunderstand father. I was slapping the radish, flicking the dog, whipping the willy. You know, jerking the gerkin." PRIEST: "What in the hell are you talking about my son?" ME: "Father, for god's sake, I was greasing the bishop." PRIEST: "Oh, now I got ya. I have to do the same thing every week. I have to grease the bishop with 10 percent of the take from passing the plate under threat of excommunication." ME: "No father. I mean I've been masturbating at least three times a week and twice on Sundays." PRIEST: "Well stop dong that. You'll go blind and grow hair on your hands. Say 26 Holy Marys and dip your dick in the holy water on the way out." ME: "Thank you father but before I leave, a question please." PRIEST: "Ask, and yee shall receive." ME: "How should the Fuck You command work?" PRIEST: "Excuse me?" ME: "Xtreme Idiots wants to know how the Fuck You command should work in game?" PRIEST: "My son we should not tell others that we would like to have intercourse with them particularly when they're engaged in monopoly or checkers. Now which extreme idiots are you talking about, the members of the United States Congress?" ME: "No no father. Sitting Duc asked us..." PRIEST: "WAIT! Sitting-Duc? Do you mean the same Sitting-Duc from over in Somerset across the pond?" ME: "I guess so father." PRIEST: "The same Sitting-Duc who was an alter boy who would drink the communion wine every Sunday at St. George's on Billet Street in Taunton?" ME: "I guess so. I know he's from Taunton." PRIEST: "Small world. He used to be my little bugger. St. George's was my first church before I came over here to avoid being arrested. He would stay after religious instruction and I'd bugger him in the vestry closet." ME: "Holy shit." PRIEST: "Only from Jesus my son. But do give my little ducky a message for me." ME: "Glad to father." PRIEST: "Tell him I said fuck you for giving me the AIDS that you caught from playing games with idiots. Now go forth and sin no more." ME: "Yes father."

Need 20-year tags because I don't think I'm gonna live another eight years so could I have them early? I thank you.

You were gone? Welcome back.

And I'm the Pope...

That depends on how much you contribute the XI Senior Admin Retirement Fund.

Doesn't work.

Lest there was any doubt, now you know what a dick Beers really is. I was told that Beers would lift the ban he apparently has on me on his server if I asked him to. I take it that Beers banned me when he set up his server because I had warned him that unless he got his head out of his ass, he wouldn't be around much longer in XI. He didn't, and we all know how that went down. Bottom line, Beers is a first-class prick. Always was, always will be. And Foxx, I take your point on loyalty. Others may do as they please but even well before I became a member of XI more than 10 years ago I've never gamed on any other server and never will. Fuck Beers and the horse he rode in on!

I suppose Crackle and Pop are awaiting approval? Welcome Snap.

Hey, you're not alone. We can't find the damned thing either.

I've always liked Hxtr. Did from the start and still do. But he is what he has become and that will never change. Sadly, he no longer fits here.

Have a happy

Happy Birthday

McGrimm… I kill you!!!!!!!!!!!

Everything we know about the origins of life points to it being a natural evolutionary process anywhere the right conditions exist. It is inconceivable to me that life does not exist elsewhere. Much rarer would be intelligent life - it took us hundreds of millions of years of dinosaurs before intelligent life evolved on this planet. Yet, given the vastness of the universe, there's no question that it abounds with intelligent life that could predate us by billions of years. But if so, why have we found no evidence of it in the form of radio waves, etc.? Has intelligent life visited us? I doubt it. The distances are simply too great. It makes no sense that even if an alien civilization was able to get here, that it wouldn't interact with us in some way. Some say they have been abducted but never is there verifiable proof and where that's lacking, the claims are to be rejected. That includes supposed Loch Ness monsters and susquatch, ghosts and demons, devils and gods, and, space aliens.

We don't know if there's something on the other side of the universe, or if there is another side. We don't really know how big it is. The most distant objects we can see with a telescope give us an approximation of a universe that's about 93 billion light years in diameter and 14 billion years old but much of what we think we know is speculative. And it could be very wrong. For instance, our current science says the universe started with a "big bang" of a particle which was infinitesimally small. I don't buy it. I can't accept that all matter/energy that we see in an estimated 200 billion galaxies, each of which contains several hundred billion stars, came from something so small we wouldn't have been able to see it. It's a fascinating field because there's so much we don't know.

The error occurs when the map you're playing finishes and you don't have the next map. The only other way around this is to leave the game immediately when the map ends., wait a minute, then rejoin and if you don't have the next map, it will download.

I've got video and photos taken at various XI Fests which I can't explain.