The issue of admin going incognito has caused certain members of the senior admin group to violate their sworn oath and reveal to certain other XI members a secret plan put into place several years ago. Because of that, we have decided to reveal this program and bring it into the light of day, before the XI rumor mill gets carried away with it.
Three years ago, due to concentrated hacking on several of our servers, I was tasked with becomming the clan's full-time undercover administrator. While continuing to play openly as HarryWeezer to disguise my undercover operations, I was also playing discreetly under a variety of pseudonyms in order to crack a hacking ring at work in all of our COD servers.
The hackers were being supported with payoffs to certain XI admin and through months of investigation and hard work, I was able to identify these traitors within the clan and they have been quietly removed. You may have noticed over the past several years that some number of admin have left those positions for various stated reasons, all of which were false. We ran them out of Dodge.
Then, just two weeks ago, my efforts came to fruition via Operation Suck Our Hairy Balls in which 3,936 hackers worldwide were blanket banned from all of our game servers. We have cleaned up the mess, and now, it's time for me to reap the glory and it's my pleasure to announce that I have been awarded the XI Medal of Honor for my incredible and noteworthy efforts. In all humility, I can only say that it is richly deserved.
So there you have it. You may add your congratulations below.