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Merlin007 got a reaction from google in Firefox 16.0.1 Problem And Solution
I switched to Chrome a while ago just because I was getting tired of the all updates Firefox goes through. Chrome has worked well and is quick.
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Merlin007 got a reaction from Boomer in Behind The Map Making
Looking good Markoff. A lot of work I'm sure.
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Merlin007 reacted to Hunter1948 in Happy Thanksgiving Day!
Yes all the best to all my Canadian buddy's .Boy it was good to have friends and family around.
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Merlin007 got a reaction from baldie in Hxtr Dressed For A Night Out
That picture is just all wrong & nasty. Gonna need a lobotomy to get rid of that image.
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Merlin007 got a reaction from HellKid in G'day all
Welcome to the forums HellKid and glad you are enjoying the servers. A lot a good Admins here that hard work by them in keeping the servers fun and fresh with regular map rotations. To keep up, would suggest using the XI Downloader program so you can download any new maps in rotation before game time.
See you in the servers.
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Merlin007 got a reaction from CplAh in Merlin007 Sig
Seen a few awesome sigs lately so thought I'd take that Q to refresh my own.
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Merlin007 reacted to Labob in Cod5 Dm Server Has Moved Again To 68.232.178.87:28960
Do try and have a weekend as well please Rugger we can go a day or two without
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Merlin007 got a reaction from Joe Canadian in Iphone 5
I will be looking a new phone in the new year when my current contract runs out but will NOT be looking at anything Apple. A preference thing but I don't like Apple and despise iTunes. I'll be looking at the HTC or Samsung.
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Merlin007 reacted to little_old_man in Got Bored
There is nothing stupid about it. You're just experiencing first hand one of the many major differences between men and women. When women are bored they read or make something creative like a wreath or experimenting in the kitchen. When men get bored they play video games, masturbate, or both at the same time.
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Merlin007 got a reaction from BigPapaDean in Police Comments...
The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car videos around the country. Count down to #1...
#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."
# 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the
speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
#11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can
write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think
it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not to do that
again or I'll give you another ticket."
#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go
to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and corn dogs and step in monkey poo. "
#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
#4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"
#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
#2 "I'm glad to hear that chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend
of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
The envelope please.....................
AND THE WINNER IS ...
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."
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Merlin007 got a reaction from LtLaszlo in Can We Sue?
Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true." Responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?"
"Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?"
"Cause what I want to know is, I was thinkin' Can I sue Budwiser for all the ugly women I've slept with ?"
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Merlin007 got a reaction from Unchileno in Can We Sue?
Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true." Responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?"
"Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?"
"Cause what I want to know is, I was thinkin' Can I sue Budwiser for all the ugly women I've slept with ?"
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Merlin007 got a reaction from Damage_inc- in Can We Sue?
Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true." Responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?"
"Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?"
"Cause what I want to know is, I was thinkin' Can I sue Budwiser for all the ugly women I've slept with ?"
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Merlin007 got a reaction from pancakes in Can We Sue?
Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true." Responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?"
"Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?"
"Cause what I want to know is, I was thinkin' Can I sue Budwiser for all the ugly women I've slept with ?"
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