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Crap I sure hope not. Mule.. how are you doing? looking at that again.. man fuck me.

Of course it was filled with dildos not guns.

Know what is funny. They changed the size because of me. My gun case was the reason.

SOB is their enough room in the back for you and Mrs. SOB to have some fun?

Who wants to bet his last words were.. "oh shit". Nice job Mule... did you get video?

Nice paper... I remember as a kid dreaming about utopia.

hahhahahahha Shrimp would be a bonus.

Crack and I are suppose to play sometime. @Crack when you want to get a game going? And it really is a great game..... fast and fun.

Oh nothing important. Enjoy this wonderful Chemtrail filled Saturday. Lets see if they spay today.

Something is missing.. feels like something should be in my mouth.

Here is more truth. I misunderstood myself. Damn did it take a long time to even kind of understand. Why I made sure my kids understood me. Now they understand themselves.

Never mind they only register 120mhp.. hahaha unless the CMAX got an upgrade.

I dont even know what a CMAX is. lol Did a good on the dash.. see a few that fit the bill. Nice!!!!!

I tried to scratch in 3 pockets but was only able to hit one.

Shit I got my ass beat.. I got punishment and corrections. hahahaha It is life man. Each of us has a story which helps define us. This matrix of a world we live in is a damn game. Took me years to learn how to play it.

Was it Trump?

Man.. Quake is my favorite game of all time.

She wins...I am just happy I got to play.

Come on Shamu. Put some new batteries in and get your ass back to full charge. Hang in their bro. You had heart problem before. We need a Shamu alert for now on.

You forgot to pay your change name taxes. You will need to make a $10 donation to get this fixed for you otherwise your property will be auctioned off.

That is great she opened her house to other needy kids. Bless her heart. May she rest in peace.

OK I wish I was making this one up but I am not. 12 years old living in Germany.. my German friend who was 16 and I was 12.. he knew my dad was OSI and he would get high on hash and send me home. hahahaha I almost got busted the first time. We go smoke a chuck of hash in the attic and I had to go to dinner a hour later. I go inside and went strait to the bathroom super high washed my hands and brushed my teeth paranoid as shit just knowing I was going to get busted. My brother narked on me said.. mom dad.. Jeff is hiding something, he washed his hands and brushed his teeth. I knew I was dead at that moment. If my dad found out my dad would of found a way to put me in jail or under the jail. At the infamous dinner table all three start grilling me trying to get me to talk. I had no idea what to do and I was shitting bricks. I had to make a choice so I made one.. I told them I drank a beer. My brother was happy he got it out of me.. my parents went from about being fuming mad to... oh.. oh you yea you best no.. haha ye bad boy. Totally defused the issue. They still pretended to be mad and I continued to pretend I was scared. I was one lucky ass kid that wonderful day.

I have a rule.. make fun of yourself as much as you do others. All fun and games.