Noears711XI

Happy Belated Birthday Darlin may you have many more in the years to cum. Good now that I know you are of age I can continue to molest in game.

Movies on 1channel.ch: Hitchcock, Upside down, Cabin in the woods, Django, The Possession, Sinister, Cloud Atlas, John dies at the end
TV on 1channel.ch: Battlestar Galactica, Supernatural, Misfits, Lost Girl (a cheesy romp), Boardwalk Empire, Dexter, DOCTOR WHO!!!,

Best movie out there - Hxtr does Google and Llama
 
Sorry Dean - couldn't resist - owe you one

Great News Arrienn congratulations you deserve it and more. I am very proud to call you my idiot sister.

go into console use tilda key then type: /reconnect it works all the time for me

Hey Everybody!
 
Missing having much time for anything right at the moment, but enjoy talking with those of you who need assistance through xfire, or just to chat. I should have some more time in server soon.
 
Anyway, I have great news I just had to share... As some of you know, I work as a graphic artist in the publishing industry, and I just got a really great opportunity that sprang up. So I shall be heading off to LA next month for a big Book Launch party at Rock & Reilly's on the Sunset Stripe. Will be a great opportunity to network and possibly a foot in the door for some new possibilities. The book thats launching there I did the cover, promo art, trailers, and a bunch of illustrations. They will be featuring all of my art for the book on all the flat screens for the party.I also know that the for sure, Peter Winther (the guy that produced Independence Day, Godzilla, The Patriot, etc) will be there, An actress that starred alongside Pierce Brosnan in one of the James Bond movies, Pia Toscano (singer made famous through American Idol, Lead singer of the band Candlebox (anyone remember Far Behind?), and the list goes on. They will be featuring all of my art for the book on all the flat screens for the party. I am so excited. I just had to share. Plus, I get to stay in Bel Air while I'm there which is crazy.
 
And because Im excited about this too, I wanted to share the newest book trailer I created. Its actually for a 5 book series, not just one book. Let me know what you think.
 

Blk Plague it's about time Fooker now it will be even more fun killing you. Congrats my brother and welcome to the family

Thank you for letting me join the family,I look forward to a long life together.

oh nooooooooooooo.....
well, great u finally found out u r a real idiot...lol
 
WELCOME

Excellent Addition--Welcome Aboard IDIOT!!!

Hey Plague, welcome home.
 
And Google, I could have done without seeing that this morning. You sick person.
 

welcome

well we can officially call you an idiot now!!

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HXTR you cleared up her head cold she needed that she hasn't laughed that hard in awhile. Oh! BTW du-te dracului Google catea for all of you out there this means Fu Google Beeech in Romanian. I like touching you it makes me feel special Beeech

'A young person asked me the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?'
 
'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I informed him.
'All the food was slow.'
 
'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?'
 
'It was a place called 'at home,'' I explained. ‘Mom cooked every day and when Dad got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I was allowed to sit there until I did like it.'
 
By this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table. But here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I figured his system could have handled it :
Some parents NEVER owned their own house, never wore Levis, never set foot on a golf course, never traveled out of the country or had a credit card.
 
In their later years they had something called a revolving charge card. The card was good only at Sears Roebuck. Or maybe it was Sears & Roebuck. Either way, there is no Roebuck anymore. Maybe he died.
 
My parents never drove me to soccer practice. This was mostly because we never had heard of soccer. I had a bicycle that weighed probably 50 pounds, and only had one speed, (slow)
 
We didn't have a television in our house until I was 12. It was, of course, black and white, and the station went off the air at midnight, after playing the national anthem and a poem about God; it came back on the air at about 6 a..m.. and there was usually a locally produced news and farm show on, featuring local people.
 
I was 21 before I tasted my first pizza, it was called 'pizza pie.' When I bit into it, I burned the roof of my mouth and the cheese slid off, swung down, plastered itself against my chin and burned that, too. It's still the best pizza I ever had. Pizzas were not delivered to our home but milk was.
 
I never had a telephone in my room. The only phone in the house was in the living room and it was on a party line. Before you could dial, you had to listen and make sure some people you didn't know weren't already using the line.

All newspapers were delivered by boys and all boys delivered newspapers --my brother delivered a newspaper, six days a week. It cost 7 cents a paper, of which he got to keep 2 cents. He had to get up at 6AM every morning.
 
On Saturday, he had to collect the 42 cents from his customers. His favorite customers were the ones who gave him 50 cents and told him to keep the change. His least favorite customers were the ones who seemed to never be home on collection day.

Movie stars kissed with their mouths shut. At least, they did in the movies. There were no movie ratings because all movies were responsibly produced for everyone to enjoy viewing, without
profanity or violence or most anything offensive.
 
Growing up isn't what it used to be, is it?
 
MEMORIES:
 
My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house (she died in December) and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it.. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to 'sprinkle' clothes with because we didn't have steam irons. Man, I am old.

How many do you remember?
 
Head lights dimmer switches on the floor.
 
Ignition switches on the dashboard.
 
Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall.
 
Real ice boxes.
 
Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.
 
Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner.
 
Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.
 
Older Than Dirt Quiz :
Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about.
Ratings at the bottom.
1. Blackjack chewing gum
2.Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
5. Coffee shops or diners with tableside juke boxes
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines on the telephone
8 Newsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11.. TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning. (there were only 3 channels... [if you were fortunate])
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S& H greenstamps
16. Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice trays with lever
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulb
20. Packards
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers
 
If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age,
If you remembered 16-25 = You' re older than dirt!
 
I might be older than dirt but those memories are some of the best parts of my life.
 
Sent to me by my daughter.

what can i say LOL... that beats my morningwood LOL

Your an idiot. LoL

So, head into MW2 FT server... having fun.. getting kills... get a car.... blow someone up... use RC spawn protection to get to back of enemy spawn and notice not one... but TWO green smoke bombs go off... OH LUCKY DAY!!!! Wait for it.... wait for it... wait for it... see package#1 drop from chopper... shoot enemy 1... shoot enemy 2... Grab carepackage 1... carepackage 2 hits ground beside me... grab it too!! Smart bombs AND a sentry nade gun ontop of the screams over evesdrop made for a HUGE BONER!!!! EAT CROW FUCKERS!!!!!

thx All...hahahahaa
 
Noears you are a sexy Man also with no ears grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

wow Kline! congrats! Being one of the first XI members and having stuck around this long... shows your loyalty and dedication to our great clan! I think if i am not mistaken, you were the first "friend" i made on Xfire when i joined the website last year. You welcomed me open arms! thanks! and I hope you have many more years with us!