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I heard the West server has free street tacos... just saying.. 

Dear Boss,
Only ones I can find are :-
Around 2 playing by myself
Around 65 playing with myself
 
Any use???

miss you Rob 🙂
 

A couple of days ago ????????????????
I think of you and Pia every night lol
The times I've defrosted you and I'm forgotten
Bitch   🤣

Exciting New Venture
Sorry I’ve been away so long but I have been investing a lot of time and money into my new business, I’m sure you’ll wish me every success, and ladies if you’re passing by I’ll give XI people a 50% discount. (Just mention me to the Madam on the door)
As you’ll all recall I (like most of my contemporaries) used Facebook for years, and very successful it was too, however it had it’s limitations, especially on finding public toilets in parks, Not many turned up, I suspect they got lost, uncannily the local Police did not have this problem and I am great friends now with most of the WPC’s, who have a penchant for handcuffs and beatings, perfect.
I accidentally stumbled upon these premises for rent, only 5 minutes from the local girls sixth form college, and in time for the school holidays, how lucky am I ???? I was a bit disappointed with the door number and I petitioned the lady on reception at the council for a change of 1 digit. However she threw me out when she asked did I want it going up or going down and my reply was ‘both’, last time they get my vote.

I offer the following amenities to the young ladies :-
1/. Nude bathing area, well to be truthful 2 bags of builders sand in a corner of the back yard with an old golf umbrella and a kids paddling pool, thoughtfully under the surveillance of the rear security camera.
2/. Hot Rod surprise car training area, I chopped the rear end with the back seat off a Mondeo, painted it red and installed blackout curtains. I offer one on one training to the young ladies on how to conduct themselves in boyfriends cars, I’m all heart me. The surprise comes at the start when they ask where the ‘Hot Rod’ is  – bless them, the look on their faces is priceless as they grasp it.
3/. Sun beds, (3 available) one way mirrors with an LED bulb, interconnected so the voyeur can swap tables when required (underneath). They may not get a tan but they will be ‘hot’, at least to the voyeur.
4/. Hot Pool, they are required to play with no clothes on, snooker is also an option - get it?), strict house rule – no licking the balls, that is cheating.
5/. Gambling room – Strip Poker
6/. Fun room – Pin the tail on the sixth former
7/. Preparing for after school (special lessons given by myself and the madam) – Stripping, finding a decent pimp, Street corner etiquette, hotel room selection criteria, and how to dress and undress
8/. The Discovery room – In line with modern thinking on discovering your true sexual leanings in your teens, Rob offers one to one ‘discovery lessons’. It doesn’t take many to decide which way you swing, ps girls only please, cross dressers etc not welcome (That means you Chris).
9/. Pregnancy advice – Rob will demonstrate how to get pregnant, think of the benefits (UK readers will get this)
 
 
Grand opening tomorrow, that’s me outside doing my sales pitch with one of my chicks in the background, wish me luck.

Everyone around is forgetting about Covid around here.
For most it isn't a problem, but for people like me that have VERY BAD LUNGS, I still have to be careful.  What I hate is people looking down on me and saying crap when they see me having a mask in public.  
I think it is just a lack of compassion.  
Opto66

5 times this morning server freezetags get down 😢

Getting there - stop eating all that food you post and you loose all you want -send it out my way

Now you can bunnyhop even higher you fcker! Good job

Well, I was debating whether to get the 3rd booster and felt it might be better to wait till it starts peaking again in the fall. WRONG!!  Contracted it (probably at my daughter's graduation and I feel like crap.  Slowly getting better though.  For those of you and WAW I miss playing you guys. Hopefully back in 4-5 days.  (like most MDs I am a lousy impatient patient).  For everyone.  You still need to use masks indoors and if not vaccinated DO IT.  Stay safe!

what,s the definition of disappointment?
running into a wall with a erection and breaking you nose...
 
 

thx 🙂

thx 🙂

So much meat to wake up to! 😎
It all looks amazing, guys, thanks for sharing. Now I'm hungry!

Sauce boss! Lol 
 

I bought a smoker about 5 month ago, honestly just set it up about one month ago. Got it on discount.. $400 off retail because it was missing a $20 leg. I finally purchased the leg and set it up.. I’m not disappointed!
The results so far.. 
Generally I have smoked to desired temp, then switch to the grill to sear adding my bbq sauce mixture. Some of the first ones I seared then on to the stove and wrapped.. I didn’t end up like wrapping them like I would off the grill. So I started searing on the grill. Then let rest. I’m still learning, but it has all teased  great.
Meats in pictures include TriTip, boneless chicken breast and bacon wrapped chicken with cheese inside.

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It's more like this one @RobMc testing his new dildo and it's his favorite type of test! 

Shit, how did you get hold of my 'dildo' testing???
That's industrial espionage 😆
Budman has a 50% stake, he'll be pissed

Hi guys and girls just got arse k when i get kicked from the cod 4 ft server because a member needs my slot why do you send me to the ffa server and not the other ft server ? O and why is it always me thats kicked my theory is its because im amazing ! the real theory behind my being moved is admin Yacc gets upset when i smash his back doors in with my nades .

Guiding hands.mp4  
Tap to start

ello chile come back in game

...French-style omelette, wth a sauteed onion thr0wn-in for good measure:  @TBB believe it was you calling for an onion.  Here you go:  

ello chile come back in game