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  A definition of globalization that I can understand...
  Question: ​W​hat is the truest definition of  Globalization?  Answer: Princess ​ ​D​iana's​ death.​ ​ Question: How's that?
  Answer : An​ E​nglish Princess​ with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes​ in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine,
driven​ by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, ​ ​
using Brazilian medicines.
 
This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology,​ ​
and you're probably reading this on your computer, that​ uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor,
 assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers,  ​
hijacked by Indonesians,  ​unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and  trucked to you by Mexicans who  ​
are in the US illegally because the current president, born in Kenya and educated as a Muslim in Indonesia​ ​
refuses to enforce US law. 
 That, my friends, is  Globalization !

  A definition of globalization that I can understand...
  Question: ​W​hat is the truest definition of  Globalization?  Answer: Princess ​ ​D​iana's​ death.​ ​ Question: How's that?
  Answer : An​ E​nglish Princess​ with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes​ in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine,
driven​ by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, ​ ​
using Brazilian medicines.
 
This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology,​ ​
and you're probably reading this on your computer, that​ uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor,
 assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers,  ​
hijacked by Indonesians,  ​unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and  trucked to you by Mexicans who  ​
are in the US illegally because the current president, born in Kenya and educated as a Muslim in Indonesia​ ​
refuses to enforce US law. 
 That, my friends, is  Globalization !

  A definition of globalization that I can understand...
  Question: ​W​hat is the truest definition of  Globalization?  Answer: Princess ​ ​D​iana's​ death.​ ​ Question: How's that?
  Answer : An​ E​nglish Princess​ with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes​ in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine,
driven​ by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, ​ ​
using Brazilian medicines.
 
This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology,​ ​
and you're probably reading this on your computer, that​ uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor,
 assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers,  ​
hijacked by Indonesians,  ​unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and  trucked to you by Mexicans who  ​
are in the US illegally because the current president, born in Kenya and educated as a Muslim in Indonesia​ ​
refuses to enforce US law. 
 That, my friends, is  Globalization !

  A definition of globalization that I can understand...
  Question: ​W​hat is the truest definition of  Globalization?  Answer: Princess ​ ​D​iana's​ death.​ ​ Question: How's that?
  Answer : An​ E​nglish Princess​ with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes​ in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine,
driven​ by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, ​ ​
using Brazilian medicines.
 
This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology,​ ​
and you're probably reading this on your computer, that​ uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor,
 assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers,  ​
hijacked by Indonesians,  ​unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and  trucked to you by Mexicans who  ​
are in the US illegally because the current president, born in Kenya and educated as a Muslim in Indonesia​ ​
refuses to enforce US law. 
 That, my friends, is  Globalization !

  A definition of globalization that I can understand...
  Question: ​W​hat is the truest definition of  Globalization?  Answer: Princess ​ ​D​iana's​ death.​ ​ Question: How's that?
  Answer : An​ E​nglish Princess​ with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes​ in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine,
driven​ by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, ​ ​
using Brazilian medicines.
 
This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology,​ ​
and you're probably reading this on your computer, that​ uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor,
 assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers,  ​
hijacked by Indonesians,  ​unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and  trucked to you by Mexicans who  ​
are in the US illegally because the current president, born in Kenya and educated as a Muslim in Indonesia​ ​
refuses to enforce US law. 
 That, my friends, is  Globalization !

1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.
 
2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
 
3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
 
4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
 
5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Coors, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.    

1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.
 
2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
 
3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
 
4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
 
5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Coors, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.    

1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.
 
2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
 
3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
 
4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
 
5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Coors, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.    

1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.
 
2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
 
3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
 
4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
 
5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Coors, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.    

1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.
 
2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
 
3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
 
4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
 
5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Coors, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.    

 
 

• How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
• Venison for dinner again? Oh, deer!
• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
• Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O.
• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• PMS jokes aren't funny...period
• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
• We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
• Broken pencils are pointless.
 

 
 

• How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
• Venison for dinner again? Oh, deer!
• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
• Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O.
• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• PMS jokes aren't funny...period
• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
• We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
• Broken pencils are pointless.
 

 
 

• How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
• Venison for dinner again? Oh, deer!
• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
• Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O.
• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• PMS jokes aren't funny...period
• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
• We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
• Broken pencils are pointless.