RobMc

Yes it's the old Ostrich syndrome, stick your head in the sand and it will go away. Unfortunately few youngsters believe how devious and corrupt politicians can be, I certainly didn't in my youth. It is only in very recent years that many are realising that the news, may in fact not be the real news.

Putting our normal discourse aside over here it is far far worse than you think, we are in the grips of a corrupt Marxist government. We no longer joke when we talk of civil war, it is in everyone's minds, just this week our generals wrote to the government expressing their displeasure. Ireland is much the same, and @Barron will confirm this. We have had many many years of uncontrolled immigration, now in the tens of millions over the last ten years. However a large portion are illegal and flooding in every week, and many of the remainder on benefits from our taxes, all housed and fed by the taxpayer. We are now the rape capital of Europe, displacing Sweden who made the same mistakes. A fifth of prisoners are foreign, our prisons full, gangs of immigrants defacing our statues and recently burning our poppies on remembrance day. The illegal immigrants alone now outnumber our police and armed forces by around 5 to 1. There have been over 300 church fires this year, they are sexually assaulting our children leaving school, and it goes on and on and one. But if we protest, even by a tweet we are jailed, and I mean for years, but it is the hypocrisy that is galling. Just last week the deputy leader of the green party (ultra left) who for 20 years has been supporting immigration wrote to parliament complaining about dangerous men being housed in her constituency, I'm not making this up. I could type all night with what is going on, but the people are waking up. What you may not realise, but sadly true is that even writing this could get me jailed and a criminal record, democracy is dead in the UK and normally I could tell you a lot more. The news we are fed is doctored and mainly false, such as recently by the BBC. Luckily they haven't yet been able to control the internet, so with care we still see what's occurring. However talking of hypocrisy you are ANYTHING but moderate lol.

Fair enough Pete, regarding Tommy research the Syrian at the school, they gagged the teachers with a court order, paid them off and shut the school, hardly the actions of an innocent party is it? Just one of many cover ups he has exposed, they are currently delaying the grooming gangs inquiry deliberately, in fact they pay lip service and only started one due to a private inquiry being lodged. He's been continually jailed for the most innocuous reasons, often illegally, and taken to court on nonsensical charges in order to beggar him as they never award costs. I'm afraid our legal system is more corrupt than our government, but he battles on, a true patriot. GOD BLESS YOU TOMMY

No my boy, read it again, what I'm saying is do your own research, use your own judgement and pick your experts wisely. If as you point out I thought there was anything medically wrong, and I disbelieved the first 'expert' I would seek another opinion, and I would strongly advise anyone else to do the same. I'll say it once more loud and clear please read carefully this time, I do believe certain people have more knowledge and experience than others these are the ones to consult. But if you yourself have no knowledge at all of whatever it is how do YOU know they are experts? So once more - do your own research, especially of the expert, ideally you should use more than one, but if dissatisfied ditch them and get one you trust. Four years ago I had a dear friend die of a brain tumour (English spelling) funnily enough, initially diagnosed by an expert (he had private health cover) as ear wax. I have dozens of similar stories, all true, if you wish to pm me and listen to them. Yes sometimes you have no choice but to believe experts, but I wonder how many people have been convicted by poor solicitors, lost their pensions to advisors and fortunes to investment gurus?? I'll say no more, it is a basic skill of survival mate.

Oh dear someone who believes in 'EXPERTS', who no doubt also believes in fairies and looking forward to Santa's next visit. Let me tell you son in my working life I met many many experts who were anything but, and a handful who were. The difference came in their practical experience coupled with natural intelligence for the ones who were, always quiet and understated. Their belligerent cousins spouted bullshit like confetti, but of course some fools believed them, their knowledge came from reading things from real experts, sadly these were the ones who made the money. So having read the article in your link for me personally it is bullshit, based on nothing but conjecture. I'm sure I've said this before, and older members may remember that in the 80's scientists were predicting an ice age, now it's global warming. A bit like what you'd believe about Tommy Robinson if you watched the BBC or Sky, whilst the truth is the opposite. Never ever pin your faith or life on 'EXPERTS' or you'll regret it

Hey I got this wrong, my greatest fear isn't a shark it's a @Sharpe fckr Someone buy him a blunt knife for Christmas

Paddy says, “Hey Mick, I found this pen, is it yours?” Mick replies, “I don’t know; let me have it so I can give it a go.” He tries it and says, “Yes it is, thanks Paddy.” Paddy asks him, “How can you be so sure?” Mick replies, “Dats easy, I’d recognise my handwriting anywhere.”

OMG you have pictures of @Essssieeee as traps??? you cunning carpenter

No need to spend time or money 'experts on riding' are usually the idiots trying to get an early funeral. Take it easy, in your own time and learn how to corner, it comes with practice. Keep an eye on the 'Chicken strips' wear on the tyre towards the outer edge, when it wears to the edge you've made it. Another indicator is when you are so confident you can let go of the handlebars and steer with your knees or weight shift, this comes with spending hours in the saddle, I never owned a car until I was 28, rode every day in all weathers.

Christ?, I thought I lived in a rough area?

Hi @jointz my old woodworking buddy, you've been quiet, bet you've been concentrating on some new projects?? Some of the idiots tell me you've designed a front door that is impossible to break into, must keep your secret projects safe eh?? that's my boy. A little Birdie also told me you loved gardening and were keen on growing your own plants?, bet you're the envy of your neighbours, all that healthy food. It's lucky you don't smoke with all that timber lying around, must be a fire hazard in some carpenters shops. Now down to business, with Christmas coming I heard that your speciality is getting high, just what I'm looking for, a new highchair for the grandson, make sure that the little fckr can't escape though. Perhaps you could send us both a sample of some of your crops for Christmas Day, I'm sure they're delicious. In fact the wife only yesterday asked me to buy her a present that made her pretty and sexy, can't wait to see her face when she unwraps the three cases of beer under the tree. Let me know the estimate and sharpen your tools, I've a feeling you'll be busy this year, probably sewing mail bags that one idiot said was your new hobby when 'inside' I'm sure though when the weathers fine you like it better outside being a health fanatic? Rob

You're a gent

Three Scots and three American tourists are traveling by train to a football match. At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Scots buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one of the three tourists. "Watch and you'll see," answers one of the Scotsmen. They all board the train. The Americans take their respective seats but all three Scotsmen cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Americans saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Americans decide to copy the Scots on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Scots don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed tourists. "Watch and you'll see," says one of the Scotsmen. When they board the train the three Americans cram into a toilet and the three Scots cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Scots leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Americans are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."

Brilliant Bio, how about this (To a background of guitar and wailing voices) ‘One putting in light bulb’ The bulb has gone, Jolene has left Without the light I am bereft My dog he died, fell out the truck This Goddamned music, I’m out of luck ‘Chorus by the remaining five’ He’s out of luck, his heart is broke To see him now is not a joke He loved that light bulb all that time Tossed away when in it’s prime ‘One putting in the light bulb’ Now the Grand Ole Oprey’s in the dark My poor old Hound dog cannot bark Dolly cries in tears and fits A rubbish voice but boy what hits ‘Another 50 verses to drone on after this, followed by the singers suicide’

Before you start Kapt - This is another joke

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I fear it is too late now mate, the damage is done and recovery is nigh on impossible for the next lot, sad isn't it?, and our country condemned to the 3rd world by it's own people.

Ah dogging?? I took the missus the other day, but by the time she'd parked they'd all left ????

I got the distinct impression it was one of two things A/. Starvation and B/. Being locked out of mens toilets? we've had so many photo sessions of both

Please send clubs First seal pups of season born off Northumberland coast as annual survey launched The remote Islands off the Northumberland coast are home one of the largest grey seals colonies with around 3,000 pups born each autumn New

You have an admission Queenie??

At the end of the day Trump is hopeless at politics, he does what he says he's going to do, people just aren't used to that are they. Far better to lie, promise and not deliver, it's what some people feel comfortable with, how dare he put America first?? what a ludicrous policy, never catch on will it?? We've got a fantastic Prime Minister, he's broken every promise he ever made, daren't go out in public, everything he says is a lie, we're lucky as we'll soon be completely broke and won't have to worry about money. Can we swap and we'll give you our star for SuperDon??

Poor Pete?, he thinks everyone is loving and fluffy, bet if he got burgled he'd make the burglar breakfast.

Hypnotism at the Care Home It was entertainment night at the Care Home. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance. I intend to hypnotise each and every member of the audience.' The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the light. Claude the hypnotist said: 'I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.' He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...' The audience became mesmerised as the watch swayed back and forth, light shimmering off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.......................... 'S**T!' said the hypnotist. It took 3 days to clean up

Where you been???? thought you were never going to join in