RobMc

Unlike you buddy

Well I'm still here young lady, every day is a bonus to us dinosaurs??

Why all the screams when I take off my coat because I'm sweating ?????????????????????????

True, it never fails to amaze me how excited people get about other people playing any game? They know every statistic, every player and never move off their ass from the tv. It's like acting your life through watching films which unfortunately many do, we can all see that Rob is James Bond can't we?

You're getting confused buddy, cut down on the carbs, we were talking about football, never heard of soccer??

Wow I'm amazed, it appears football is becoming popular in the USA?? be careful now this is the slippery slope to being as dumb as the rest of the world.

Reading this again what I meant was in game they have no mercy, drunk of course when I wrote it and just picked some names out, no offence intended, you know Rob by now?

Reading Randalls Norway football post got me thinking, and as most of you know that's usually dangerous, but who will be remembered in the future when the idiots finally pass on? Now looking at history amazingly it's always the nasty bastards who are looked upon fondly by future generations, their murdering, raping and pillaging and other horrid merciless acts are applauded by those in the future. So putting it into context, congratulations @monkie, @WldPenguin, @StormCrow and @Essssieeee you are the future heroes

Did you join in the Viking row??? Fckrs still have the gold from my local church

That's very unusual?? Wood ducks English translating to Wood ducks French, the only difference is the French ones are made of branches not trunks. For the idiots who have only recently fallen out of the trees these branches are what you were clinging to before the new reality of ftag. My bestest buddy (FU Budman and TBB) @jointz is an expert carpenter, he'll knock us up some wooden ducks for sure to put in the maps, send Rugger the bill (how many will get that one?) When you're all playing with people like Mark and Athena remember, to get them to put their heads down shout 'Canard', duck don't work

May your BBQ never get cold Are 'wood ducks' what the rest of us call decoys??

Nice colour for a lawn mower, my last one was green and I lost it

With that amount of chicks I think it was more than twice ???

PART 9 1/. Feedback from fans travelling to the USA from GB and experiencing America for the first time A/. Scotland - the Jocks are struggling with dietary problems, used to a diet of neeps and tatties, offal (haggis) washed down with Irn Bru (pure sugar) and finished off with a deep fried Mars bar. Many have been overwhelmed by the plethora of options they are now offered. Wee Shugs from Glasgae, tried Mexican food for the first time, after flattening the staff in the restaurant for attempted murder he was last seen in the town fountain, drinking it. B/. England - It has been hard to put together an English team following the predominance of foreign players in their leagues. However on the plus side they suffer no dietary needs or allergies, and are indeed delighted at the portions given at KFC and McDonalds. Their only gripe is the beer, being idiots they followed the recommendations of a well known alcoholic beer taster from Florida. It was far too cold and far too light for real British ale, no the wonder they can't shoot straight. 2/. In the true spirit of wokeness British commentators will no longer use the words 'kick off' (referring to a riot or fight, 'tackle' (which could be associated with mens genitalia) and 'sent off' (which is offensive). 3/. Rob is still awaiting the first client on the offside rule

PART 8

What did they taste like??

PART 7 1/. The world loves football, that is apart from the only sensible nation, but it's being played there now, they're playing with fire. 2/. I remember my one and only game, the 'manager' said he'd let me kick off then pull me off at half time??? blimey I was only expecting an orange? 3/. We learn the offside rule at school in the UK 4/. Scotland are hopeless but humour them, their Rugby team is great (American soccer without armour, only for real men) 5/. I got interested once when doing my nails and the commentator said the game was reaching a climax, how disappointed was I? 6/. There is womens football now, played by girls who arrive at the ground in checked shirts, dungarees and chewing tobacco. 7/. Watching womens football is only for the biggest perverts on the planet, @TBB prints a newspaper describing the highlight (when the whistle blows)

UNLIKE YOU

The triangular and cigar shaped seem to be the larger ones and the saucer and orb the smaller, if it wasn't for the fact that everyone has a camera on their phones, and there are few pictures, I'd believe more.

Dreamer

Wow, watching these programmes about UFO's this missing time and implant seem to be a recurring theme, was the ufo triangular or round?

PART 5 1/. Football is really interesting once you have grasped the offside rule, though officials struggle with this 2/. In an effort to hijack the origins a certain country calls the game soccer, oh no no no, deal with your own failings 3/. In the UK we still remember bitterly 'The hand of God' 4/. Apparently in the UK it's our national sport? despite ten times as many people fishing 5/. The 'experts' are called pundits, the pundits haven't a clue, however their bank balances suggest otherwise 6/. During the tournament, for a very modest fee Rob is available for consultations on the offside rule Enjoy it, I'll be fishing

Ah??? the acid years?? and I'm impressed you have a friend, strangely I don't have many on here. Seriously though tell me about it Mike, more people need to come forward if it's true.

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PART 4 1/. The main object is to score a 'goal', many games reach a climax without any goals after two hours (normal plus extra time) 2/. This is mainly because the average thick football player does not realise this, a 'goal' is when you beat the goalkeeper and the ball hits the back of the net. 3/. New observers will see a team get the ball in their half, pass it right up the field to within yards of the opponents goal, then pass it all the way back to start again. 4/. If by accident some overpaid egotist of a player actually scores then the other members of his team kiss and hug him. This game might be highly suitable for @jointz and @TBB, who as we know need a hug now and again. 5/.Buy a book and spend a few hours in the sun familiarising yourself with the offside rule 6/. If watching on tv and there's a foul it's not like your football, you can't take the family out for a meal until it restarts, remember we have a magic sponge.