RobMc

Rob, the ultimate Lounge Lizard

Danny is a Walter Trout trained protege, he is a fantastic blues guitarist, but his band never made it, seen him live 3 times in small clubs, well worth a listen. He does his own stuff but on the album shown he does dare I say better versions than some originals.

That's amazing Kapt, I honestly watched this very clip 3 hours ago spooky?

True, very true but

You been on that red wine early girl?? You're getting me worried

Do you get the impression she's a teaser? I hesitate to ask what you of all people consider 'a good gift' ??? Hint - I like rum

Can I recycle through my kidneys first? where you been? my Bio free week flirting is nearly over?? Have you another??

From experience I know just how generous idiots can be (FU @BUDMAN), it is approaching the season for begging giving, we all love a good cause don't we?? I propose that this years donations should be in points to me, never mind little Nbingo who has to walk 15 miles for water, Ahmed with the missing leg, kittens, donkeys or any of the usual crap. There is a far greater and nobler cause and that is Rob, now apparently spurned by Essssieeee, Dot no longer laughing at his jokes and the burden of points deficit, it will be a sad Christmas for Rob Open your wallets or purses heart and donate generously to a good cause, I can't go cap in hand yet again to Rugger to sponsor my addiction (can I?), I must learn to control my urges to hang, draw and quarter the dealer, after all, he's only doing his job, cunt. So with forgiveness in mind and a little prayer, Rob will bathe in your love and affection as always. Seasons Greetings Rob

An elephant, an ostrich and a crocodile stop a bloke in the street. The crocodile pulls out a police badge and says, "We have reason to believe you are carrying substances of an hallucinogenic nature, Sir

You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital. Now that's stressful. At the hospital they say she is pregnant and congratulate you on becoming a father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl insists that you are. This is becoming very stressful. So then.... you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are definitely not the father, because you are infertile, and probably have been since birth. You are extremely stressed but relieved. On your way back home, you think about your 3 kids at home. NOW THAT'S REAL STRESS!!!

Don't you just hate it when your finger go's through the toilet paper ??... Other than that i'm loving my new job at the old folks home

A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast. To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers. Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg, 'E-G-G'. 'Very good', says the teacher. Peter says he had toast 'T-O-A-S-T'. 'Excellent.' Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him. 'I had bugger all', he says, ' B-U-G-G-E-R-A-L-L'. The teacher is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude answer. Later when the lesson turns to geography, she asks the students some rudimentary questions. Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada. Peter is able to tell her which ocean is off Canada 's east coast. When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from the nutrition lesson, and decides to give him a very difficult question. Johnny, she asks, 'Where is the Mexican border?' Johnny ponders the question and finally says, 'The Mexican boarder is in bed with my mother. That's why I got bugger all for breakfast'.

Sounds a bit 'Shady' to me?

Bastard robbed me of another half million this morning, I'm thinking of selling my body or pimping I never expected an Alien to reply though??

I've talked about this a few years ago, about if we believed in aliens or not, there were some interesting answers. A new documentary is being released 'The age of disclosure' which features many high ranking officials talking about the fact we are being watched. In light of some of the videos released in recent years, and the many credible witnesses I'm coming off the fence a little towards belief. However there are still many arguments against it, and a lot of hoaxes going around. So just as a general census of idiots, how many believe in aliens and the fact they are watching us? I'm guessing more than last time, do the following poll if interested. Won't let me post a poll probably because I'm not a member, someone want to do it for me i.e. Do you believe that Aliens visit Earth Yes No Unsure

Hey I got this wrong, my greatest fear isn't a shark it's a @Sharpe fckr Someone buy him a blunt knife for Christmas

Paddy says, “Hey Mick, I found this pen, is it yours?” Mick replies, “I don’t know; let me have it so I can give it a go.” He tries it and says, “Yes it is, thanks Paddy.” Paddy asks him, “How can you be so sure?” Mick replies, “Dats easy, I’d recognise my handwriting anywhere.”

OMG you have pictures of @Essssieeee as traps??? you cunning carpenter

No need to spend time or money 'experts on riding' are usually the idiots trying to get an early funeral. Take it easy, in your own time and learn how to corner, it comes with practice. Keep an eye on the 'Chicken strips' wear on the tyre towards the outer edge, when it wears to the edge you've made it. Another indicator is when you are so confident you can let go of the handlebars and steer with your knees or weight shift, this comes with spending hours in the saddle, I never owned a car until I was 28, rode every day in all weathers.

Christ?, I thought I lived in a rough area?

Hi @jointz my old woodworking buddy, you've been quiet, bet you've been concentrating on some new projects?? Some of the idiots tell me you've designed a front door that is impossible to break into, must keep your secret projects safe eh?? that's my boy. A little Birdie also told me you loved gardening and were keen on growing your own plants?, bet you're the envy of your neighbours, all that healthy food. It's lucky you don't smoke with all that timber lying around, must be a fire hazard in some carpenters shops. Now down to business, with Christmas coming I heard that your speciality is getting high, just what I'm looking for, a new highchair for the grandson, make sure that the little fckr can't escape though. Perhaps you could send us both a sample of some of your crops for Christmas Day, I'm sure they're delicious. In fact the wife only yesterday asked me to buy her a present that made her pretty and sexy, can't wait to see her face when she unwraps the three cases of beer under the tree. Let me know the estimate and sharpen your tools, I've a feeling you'll be busy this year, probably sewing mail bags that one idiot said was your new hobby when 'inside' I'm sure though when the weathers fine you like it better outside being a health fanatic? Rob

You're a gent

Three Scots and three American tourists are traveling by train to a football match. At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Scots buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one of the three tourists. "Watch and you'll see," answers one of the Scotsmen. They all board the train. The Americans take their respective seats but all three Scotsmen cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Americans saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Americans decide to copy the Scots on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Scots don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed tourists. "Watch and you'll see," says one of the Scotsmen. When they board the train the three Americans cram into a toilet and the three Scots cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Scots leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Americans are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."

Brilliant Bio, how about this (To a background of guitar and wailing voices) ‘One putting in light bulb’ The bulb has gone, Jolene has left Without the light I am bereft My dog he died, fell out the truck This Goddamned music, I’m out of luck ‘Chorus by the remaining five’ He’s out of luck, his heart is broke To see him now is not a joke He loved that light bulb all that time Tossed away when in it’s prime ‘One putting in the light bulb’ Now the Grand Ole Oprey’s in the dark My poor old Hound dog cannot bark Dolly cries in tears and fits A rubbish voice but boy what hits ‘Another 50 verses to drone on after this, followed by the singers suicide’