RobMc

Only if we get Hammer going

'Abandon hope all ye who enter these forums, evil lurks here, common sense abandoned, you have been warned' and that's only my posts

Hammer

My mate asked me this morning if I was going on holiday this year 'Don't know I answered' when I went to Greece 6 years ago the wife got pregnant, then I went to Disney World 5 years ago, she got pregnant there too, 4 years ago I went to France, guess what? yep she got pregnant' 'Well why don't you take her with you next time' he replied

I asked the wife if she liked the old mod or the new mod better?, shes never played (but voted 15 times), she said she didn't give a fuck, but reckoned I was a lot quicker with my false leg fitted as opposed to repeated requests from me to 'hop into bed' with her? New mod it is Sort it Boss

Caveman

Pia @SnullerDk might remember, although she always forgets to reload?

I played - Morris Oxford, glitchy as hell

Sorry Wayne can't help there we have lots of Danish pork products but not raw bacon as far as I know in UK wasn't this was it, best fried and very salty ASDA Bacon Grill - ASDA Groceries

Hell Key, you know how much this lot love conspiracy theories, fld marshall and hammer will come up with some explanation.

Absolutely agree 100%, it's like the last Presidential elections asking the tourists to vote, I've said this many many times, Non member no vote on what goes on internally, become a member then fine, no problems with putting in their comments, but voting no. Conclusion, as far as the members go this vote means sweet fuck all

Now sometime today I'm going to play on the old mod, but I'm worried, will it be like the old car you fondly remember from your youth? Very basic, unreliable, no mod cons but it lives in your mind as the greatest you ever owned, that is sadly anything but, looking forward to it. Morris Oxford here I come Hope the kingpin holds this time (For the snowflakes the entire wheels had a habit of falling off when driving)

Only the Brits will get this, we should rename this post :- 'Mods 'n Knockers'

They reckon he'd caught a virus in prison ?

Yea buddy, sad when the only sexual encounter all year is a rubber glove on the doctor

Bless him, he never loses hope

@Dessy 'Double Dutch' is a saying in the UK where you can't understand it, i.e. 'he was speaking Double Dutch to me'. As you have probably noticed people from the UK are not the greatest at languages, and Dutch is one of the hardest to speak. Hence double Dutch is twice as hard to understand as even normal Dutch. We also have a less complimentary saying of 'Going Dutch' i.e. if you went for a meal each individual pays their share of the bill, no good when courting.

It's great to see someone so enthusiastic and upbeat about his sport, he really loves it doesn't he? PS FU SC PPS FU Budman

Ah? now I know where the term 'Double Dutch' comes from I didn't quite get that Dessy but there is still the very good point that the old mod is there, just no one plays on it. Now to me (and most logical people) is why don't all those crying for the new mod play on the server it's on? I'm baffled as to what exactly this argument is about other than swapping mods on 2 servers. It's no good whining about voters for the new mod (minority, in a voting system open to the world as you rightly point out), when no one is playing on the old one. I think they're both good so if you want when I get the chance (babysitting today) I'll sit on the old mod for 1 hour max and see if it will pick up. Or alternatively if a few of you want to pick a time we can all turn up and play.

That's why you should keep a regular profile copy, anyone who doesn't know how put in search, been posted many times, but very strange this is happening to so many people around the same time?

I live in a fairly rural area gal, you've given the county shows 'Ploughman of the year' competitions a wider audience.

A man dies and arrives in heaven. As he’s being greeted at the pearly gates by St. Peter, he notices a huge long wall of clocks. “What are all those clocks?” He asks. “Those are sex clocks.” Explains St. Peter. “Everyone on earth has one. That one there is Mother Theresa's, the hands have never moved . That one over there is Budmans its hands moved just twice”. “Has Icequeen got one?” asked the man, with a smile on his face. “Oh yes”. Replied St. Peter. “It’s not on display though, we’re using it as a ceiling fan”.

I have weird things happening when I join the ftag server, happened last week and happened again today, I notice a couple of others with the same problem (@Being?) might not be the same. When I join the message server disconnected comes up and theres a flash, join again and I have lost all my rank points and go to basic default loadouts. I solved this last week by reloading the GFG file under my profile as I keep copies, it worked. This afternoon same thing but reloading GFG file didn't, I had to restore my Robmc profile folder from last restore point, but it doesn't look right (but works although I've lost 2 ranks) this is what I see in my user profile under Robmc :- Folders Mods, Mods1 and Robmc again + CFG File config_mp.cfg and file mpdata If I open up the above Robmc file I see mods, cfg and mpdata Could someone have a look please and tell me what it should be, I suspect in the first Robmc - Mods1 and second Robmc should not be there Like I say I played with Being this morning and he'd lost all his ranks too

Oh boy are you in trouble with the snowflakes - period

change to dark theme, always does this with cut and paste