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RobMc

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  1. Someone mention pimping ?
  2. I curse and swear This has occurred after joining a group of idiots who's morals are non existent, they revel in debauchery, sins of the flesh, drink, drugs and foul language. I have tried to resist but feel myself being sucked into their world, help me and my trenchcoat to remain clean and pure with no exposure to sin. Oh and FU
  3. Well done for trying to help yourself
  4. The best was Black Heart now no longer made, but this comes very near.
  5. I have terrible thoughts about our ladies The fckrs keep killing me, they are all better players than me, and at my age the only thing I want to stick in them is my knife, like everything else it is blunt? prayers for Rob
  6. Tuesday, be patient you randy old sod
  7. He has a good shot at it (but as in game non too accurate)
  8. I drink, think lustfully of Guinness and rum, and the 'sun is over the yardarm' at 1300 May the Lord have mercy on my liver, the liver is evil and must be punished.
  9. Wer thay deeing a Manc accent or Cockney? cos theres nee chance marra of them deeing a genuine British accent. The bastards think that because they speak English they are English eh? Me Wildthing and Spawnicus are probably the most near to perfect speakers on the site and will look into this immediately, or as soon as we have sobered up. Fear not
  10. My acupuncturist Fat Kok is also Chinese, he's also a sooth sayer just before the treatment on me he always says 'I'll feel a little prick', he's never disappointed, he's currently advising the NHS in Worcestershire. People in Evesham probably encounter his wife 'Fuk Mei' at clinics, when meeting her for the first time don't repeat her name when she introduces herself, she takes mispronunciation badly, be warned.
  11. Sorry Kapt, I know nothing about stamp collecting ?
  12. Would you like a stroke ?
  13. Read this title buddy and first thought was that you'd missed Pete ??
  14. Wow, the years fly bye ?
  15. I used to have the most beautiful faithful dog ever, he went everywhere with me, one day I went in the bath and he lay down beside it. I must have dozed off with the heat and when I woke I'd completely forgotten he was there. When I got out of the bath I stepped on his tail, in a completely reflex action he turned and bit me on my dick. Broke all his teeth
  16. Tight after 2100
  17. Oh my experience is certainly that in general women are smarter than men, health medical papers eh? Rosie never fails to surprise. I have no interest in medicine but enjoy engineering science and physics. I have not read a book now for two years, after devouring thousands in my lifetime due to eye problems, miss them, tried audiobooks but not the same.
  18. Are you 'Fit' Rosie ??? More seriously what type of scientific papers
  19. I'm a cunt !
  20. I'm just amazed that @the baron can read
  21. This will be after Vegas
  22. Hey poppet settle down, I don't care what anyone thinks, now a lot of idiots are going to be rolling around laughing at you thinking Rob ever had 'a healthy mindset', no rush, you still have two hours to pick the horse I realise it's only noon and you'll still be waking up.
  23. Hey cupcake, it's 5 in the morning and needing to make some 'adult' decisions for the day, then I thought of you with all your worldly ways and experience. In the 1425 at Sandown who do you think I should back ? Natural history or One true king ?
  24. That's amazing Mike, guess what I have in the garage? with Wharfedale speakers
  25. Will you spend it on stimulants ?????
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