RobMc

The Government have just imposed new lockdown laws in my area (despite it not being too bad, but as a precaution) and I sense the peoples sense of reality leaving them, we are moving into a surreal world in experts minds (they never obey them of course). See if this makes sense to the rest of you. The new rules ban people from meeting with others from outside of their own households or support bubbles in private homes and gardens, unless for specific purposes listed below. A support bubble allows a single-adult household to join with one other household of any size. Residents are also advised not to socialise with other people outside of their own households or bubbles in all public venues. People can only come inside your home for these specific purposes: where everyone in the gathering lives together or is in the same support bubble; to attend a birth at the mother’s request; to visit a person who is dying; to fulfil a legal obligation; for work purposes, including repairs and other building work, or for the provision of voluntary or charitable services; for the purposes of education or training; for the purposes of childcare provided by a registered provider; to provide emergency assistance; to enable one or more persons in the gathering to avoid injury or illness or to escape a risk of harm; to facilitate a house move; to provide care or assistance to a vulnerable person; to continue existing arrangements for access to, and contact between, parents and children where the children do not live in the same household as their parents, or one of their parents. BUT, you can still go to pubs and restaurants ?? All above enforceable by fines, you are encouraged to 'grass' on neighbours breaking the rules (I'd grass on the lot if there was a reward lol), the big plus side is that you cannot visit your children or grandchildren or anyone else unless it's at the pub, at last a return to gin palaces, drunkenness and debauchery, been waiting all my life. Now wtf a 'support bubble' is escapes me, unless it is some sort of support given to get you home after the pub, good idea. Needless to say the general opinion of the public is music to idiots ears, as one they are saying FU, big brother is definitely here for good.

You guys have parents ????

That's no way to talk about our Rosie Key ?????? ?

Wtf are you on for that pain Rosie ???

Photoshop ? ????

Come on now EC tell the boys and girls the truth, you're a licenced (state) collector of women's clothing, why these pictures of guns ????

Lovely machine, enjoy it while you can buddy.

If some of the Leftie fckrs over here had their way they'd ban pencils cos they're sharp and we might hurt ourselves.

You be careful boy, especially in the wet, my advice after 45 years of motorcycling (before it ended) would have been for newcomers and those returning to buy an older bike as on the learning curve you will probably drop it, don't get put off it happens. That is a nice reliable commuter bike but shouldn't you have bought it earlier?, weather turning now.

You guys get house and fire insurance easily ?? serious question as insurers love to find a way of ducking out of paying anything, do you have to declare ?

You've just got to go one better haven't you ??? ?

Shit, read the title and got completely the wrong idea ?

OMG, you had to pay for them? They told me the Netherlands was a free country ??

Every time I went through Schipol airport I'd go to the supermarket and stuff my bag with these, lovely.

Maz try restoring to factory settings and go from there, you need to make a note of your numbers first

I always remember the STD clinic at Christmas, I send them some crabs.

Yea

Got a strange text the other night, some bloke inviting me to meet by the toilets in our local park for a dick sizing contest. The fucking weirdo didn't show up ?

Hey now, I've come out of the closet ?

Always the big romantic eh?

Thank God, I read this quickly first time and misread 'clock', the girls are safe.

Great to see Hammer waking up ?

Omg you naughty girl ?

You're great to play with Bori so the only problem is we miss you?