Draygunnar

Good evening

im in

Here's wishing one and all a very peaceful and happy Christmas. Also I'm raising a glass to absent friends and family . I may not know you all personally but feel we have lasting friendships around the globe. God bless you one and all.

mmm don't join otherwise it becomes a habit.. mind you that is a place you'll get nun! nah you havent a prayer!

Lol bio that women is so demanding

I saw a women doctor today, and she said your going to have to stop masterbating. Ooh I said is this affecting my health. No she said I'm trying to examine you!

If your short I can wear tights

The fire chief was mexican I heard. Had two sons one was called Jose and the other Hoseb

Just heard that the factory where my uncle works as a security guard has just caught fire. We were a bit worried as the poor bugger has two wooden legs. Well we've just received a phone call to say that through the hard work and bravery of the fire service , the factory was saved. Unfortunately, we weren't quick enough and your uncle was burnt to the ground......

couple celebrating over 50 years of marriage, decided that as they had just gotten over serious illnesses it was time to sit down and just chat about life and things. Well After an hour of some lovely heart to heart stuff the husband asks about an old shoe box that had been in the cupboard since they were married, with a note from the wife. Under no circumstances do not open! Well she said I think today is the time to share it's contents. She opens the box and inside is a fine embroidery, with the words I'm sorry , love you lots and 25000 pounds. Well that's a lovely embroidery why is it there? Well she said on the day we got married my mother said to me, if you ever feel your husband has been, unkind, or just a dick and you take solace in the arms or bed of someone else, just ask for forgiveness and sew a little sorry note and save it until you feel the time is right! Well the husband shed a little tear, hugged his wife and remarked, although they had their ups and downs in that 50 years he was feeling blessed she only felt the need to transgress once, he hugged his wife again and forgave her . But he said, what about the 25000 pounds? Well I made that by selling of the others!

Your welcome

Good god what next Eassssieee as Admin.... Oh she is

That's why I like Czech beer

And to think this started with a pint of Guinness