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wildthing

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Everything posted by wildthing

  1. rotflmao that was great now that was a moron.
  2. Happy birthday and have a wonderful day.
  3. LOL those were great I do love that first one.
  4. I see a new olympic game coming up.
  5. http://www.videobash.com/video_show/kittens-playtime-6319 LMAO
  6. http://www.videobash.com/video_show/invisible-drumkit-6681 I found bud working and now you know the rest of the story.
  7. To think you got all the way to the top to change the bulb and forgot the bulb on the truck and have to go back and get it. I would say these guys have to be this
  8. Amen Bud SR
  9. I need a babysitter LOL
  10. No that wasn't Mal because she would have taken the top off and security would have tried to remove her and she would stick the 12 gauge up thier ass and said bend over boys I am going to show you how it is done.
  11. Nice one Olive LOL
  12. I was watching this and coco started barking so had to record it. LMAO
  13. lol
  14. This is an awesome video of a great man and friend god I miss you. even the part where he was in game and say I will get you you piggy.
  15. 5 Minute Management Course Lesson 1 : A priest offered a Nun a lift... She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg..... The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up herleg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. Itsaid, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. Lesson 2 : A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch whenthey find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of youjust one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk.. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world..' Poof!She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endlesssupply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' Poof! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I wantthose two back in the office after lunch.' Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. Lesson 3 An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and donothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, afox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson 4 A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to thetop of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. It's full of nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enoughstrength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eatingsome more dung, he reached the second branch.... Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top ofthe tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there... Lesson 5 A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the birdfroze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realizehow warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy... Apassing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. .. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung,and promptly dug him out and ate him. Moral of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut! THUS ENDS THE 5-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
  16. Happy birthday man
  17. What about Zorg not seen him in awhile either
  18. That is the best sign and was made by Bud SR so top that boys and girls.
  19. Well Most of you know but those of you who don't my name is Eric Vaughn Swan and the movie major league the pitchers name was ricky vaughn wildthing so when i went for a job interview the guy hired me and said ricky vaughn wildthing has stuck ever since.
  20. Thats rugger not me LOL
  21. Thanks bear LOL I CAN'T HEAR YOU
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