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My parents always told me to look out for the other morons on the road I agree with them 100 % and that video is proof to it.

Happy Birthday you little witch and I might even come hunt you down in cod2 to give you a wildthing special.

I love that map no don't take my toys away.

Welcome whiskey tango foxtrot and I know you know who I am

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there I am with my father in 1988

Thats a picture from when i was in school

yeah but only a moron gets caught with live grenades.

the right and women should just tell the world to fuck of I love me for me.

That wa a pitbull pete not a pigdog no wonder you lose danko you don't even know who you are going after.

You are still here? How would you like it if someone sat in front of you as you cried. ROTFLMAO that was great.

The letter would have gone to file 13 and as far as free speech I have this to say "I have the right to say what the fuck i want when I want and if you don't like it or it offends you then get the fuck out I am not here to please everyone else but to live my life as I see fit." Have a nice day!

Happy Birthday DR

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her tosee what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day andput in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I gothrough. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. Thenext morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman... He arose, cookedbreakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, Fedthem breakfast, Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, Came home andpicked up the dry cleaning, Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank tomake a deposit, Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away thegroceries, Paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat'slitter box and bathed the dog..Then, it was already 1 P.M. And he hurried tomake the beds, Do the laundry, vacuum, Dust, And sweep and mop the kitchenfloor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with themon the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do theirhomework. Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did theironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoesand washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped freshbeans for supper. After supper, He cleaned the kitchen, Ran the dishwasher, Foldedlaundry, Bathed the kids, And put them to bed. At 9 P.M. He was exhausted and,though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expectedto make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bedand said: -Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife'sbeing able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back...Amen!' The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: 'My son, I feelyou have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to theway they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnantlast night.' ?

going to have to check that out looks good

Happy birthday capt fuzz glad to see you still with us.

LOL thank god it isn't barney and loved the mod for doom when you could put barney in there and kill him with a chainsaw made me feel so much better about him.

those were great brought back some good times.

ROTFLMAO that was a good one.

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My god I am that old wow I remember alot of those due to my mother teaching me about the world around me. Thanks Johnny and to help you though not Billie Joel which I have his whole collection. Here is one from Phil Collins I feel brings me back to appreciate the things I do have and to keep me humble.

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Crack I forgot to tell you that is why they put dream in the dictionary because you know one win does not say much for you. Beside you beat the worst player in XI nice bragging rights LOL