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AyaqGuyaq

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  1. AH1

    AH1    AyaqGuyaq

    Whats up buddy, how is everything going?

     

    1. AyaqGuyaq

      AyaqGuyaq

      Hey, buddy, save a spot for me up there, will you?

      Miss you, man.

      Paul, aka "Ayaq."

  2. AyaqGuyaq

    On this day, thirty-seven years ago, a poor woman endured many hours of hard labor, but ultimately succeeded in delivering Eric, aka @J3st3r.

    Though she was exhausted and drenched in sweat, she hugged and kissed her baby and held him up for her husband to see.

    "Look, Honey, isn't he a treasure?"

    Eric's dad took one look and said, "Yeah, let's bury it!"

    Lol.

    Hope you have an awesome day, buddy.

    Ayaq, aka "Paul"

    1. AyaqGuyaq

      AyaqGuyaq

      Lol.  Didn't wanna insult ya.

      Heheahehahehehaehaeheahahaeh!!

      I'll be getting a job soon, bud, where I'll be able to talk and play with you guys (play with you guys?  Doesn't sound right.) and gals again.

      I hope your day was awesome.

      Ayaq

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  3. J3st3r

    I am Groot? 

    1. AyaqGuyaq

      AyaqGuyaq

      Yeah, he's Groot.  You know, the paste you use to put tiles on the wall?

      Hmm?

      Lol.

      Ayaq

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  4. AthenA

    Happy New Year - Bonne Année everyone ! I wish you all the best !  ?

    1. AyaqGuyaq

      AyaqGuyaq

      Thank you, Sweetheart, and the same to you.

      I can't remember who sang the song "Oh Sheila!" in the late 1980's.  El Debarge?

      "Oh, Athee-na, let me shoot you 'til the morning comes . . .

      Oh, Athee-na, you like to cut me 'til my blood does run . . .

      Oh baby, oh!"

      Or something like that.

      Ayaq

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  5. AthenA

    Happy New Year !! I wish you all the very best ! :fun:

     

    1. AyaqGuyaq

      AyaqGuyaq

      Ayaq ---> :popo: <--- Athena

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  6. AthenA

    Happy New Year !! I wish you all the very best ! :fun:

     

    1. AyaqGuyaq

      AyaqGuyaq

      Wow, @AthenA (aka "A" followed by another "A") won the day on 10/19/2017 for the "most-liked" content.

      She also has a "Community Reputation beyond repute."

      But, we all knew that she had that "reputation" already, didn't we, team.

      But, we let her befriend us regardless.

      I think it was El Debarge that sang the song (song to the tune of "Oh Sheila"):

       

      "Oh, Ath-e-na, you like to slash me 'til the morning comes . . .

      Oh, Ath-e-na, you like to laugh while my blood does run . . .

      Oh baby, oh . . ."

       

      Lol.  Like Janet Jackson said, "It's Ms. Athena if you're nasty."

      Ayaq

       

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  7. AthenA

    Happy New Year !! I wish you all the very best ! :fun:

     

    1. AyaqGuyaq

      AyaqGuyaq

      Thank you, Sweetheart.  Coming from you, it is very likely believable.

      Lol.

      Hey, Sweet @AthenA (aka "A," followed by another "A"), how'd I get into this "Status Update" thing, anyway?

      Not complain', just wunderin'.

      Happy New Year to you, too, and anyone else who can read this.

      Ayaq

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  8. J3st3r

    Holy fuck am I bored!!!!

    1. AyaqGuyaq

      AyaqGuyaq

      Volunteer at your local mission, bud!

      Or take up crocheting, or sumptin'.

      Lol.  Ayaq

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  9. KillerKitty

    i am at the right age - i just dunno yet for what

    1. AyaqGuyaq

      AyaqGuyaq

      Holy Cree-ikey, I just stepped on a landmine!! Sweet Baby, no one looks as beautiful as you in ANY age!! Lol.

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  10. KillerKitty

    i am at the right age - i just dunno yet for what

    1. AyaqGuyaq

      AyaqGuyaq

      Lol, Sweet Kitty, you are looking more beautiful than you should be. Ayaq

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  11. Icequeen

    I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it!!!!!

    1. AyaqGuyaq

      AyaqGuyaq

      I'm glad you're excited, Sweetheart. What you excited about, pray tell?

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  12. Streetcleaner

    Two wrongs don't make a right......but three lefts do

    1. AyaqGuyaq

      AyaqGuyaq

      I liked your post, bud, about going to war with reality . . . Lol.

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  13. KillerKitty

    soooon... soooooon..... very sooooooooooooon

    1. AyaqGuyaq

      AyaqGuyaq

      What's happening soon, Sweet Kitty?

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  14. Streetcleaner

    I went to war with reality....That Motherfucker he was waitin' on me

    1. AyaqGuyaq

      AyaqGuyaq

      Lol. That Mo-Fo is always waiting . . .

       

      Great post, better than most. Ayaq

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  15. KillerKitty

    sometimes life just sucks

    1. AyaqGuyaq

      AyaqGuyaq

      Sweet Kitty, sometimes life is absolutely beautiful. Hang in there, beautiful.

  16. LadyIngvild

    You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions.

    1. AyaqGuyaq

      AyaqGuyaq

      Lady Invalid, what? Hmm?

       

      Lol, Sweetheart. Ayaq

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  17. Icequeen

    No no no!!!

    1. AyaqGuyaq

      AyaqGuyaq

      With Frenchi, it's "Ho-ho-ho!" Lol.

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  18. Icequeen

    My scent is sweet like honey. But I am diamond hard.

    1. AyaqGuyaq

      AyaqGuyaq

      Lol, Nisty, they're like "Nisty Nipple Popsickles." You getta defrost 'em with your lips and tongue, then watch them freeze again. Mmmm . . . cold (female, mind you) nips in a hot mouth (drooling). Lol

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  19. Icequeen

    My scent is sweet like honey. But I am diamond hard.

    1. AyaqGuyaq

      AyaqGuyaq

      It's just your nips that are "diamond-hard," Sweetheart. Lol

       

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  20. KillerKitty

    i want a house!!!

    1. AyaqGuyaq

      AyaqGuyaq

      Sweet Kitty, I'll sell you mine!!! It's appraised at $400,000, but I'll give you a deal, just for you: $450,000!!!

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