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Hello? Is it me, you're looking for . . . I can see it in your eyes . . . I can see it, in your smile . . . Wait, what da? Frickin' "midges?" We call them "No-See-ums" in Alaska, frickin' blighters!!! Not you, them!! How can an insect, so small, leave such a big, flippin' welt? Frickin' No-See-ums . . . Ayaq

Gotta respect our fire-fighters. Driving up to Yreka, CA last week (just south of the Oregon border, so close that all of our television stations were broadcasting from Oregon, at the "Baymont Yreka" hotel. Beautiful country. Shasta Lake is awesome. People in California are awesome. People in general, are awesome. You are all awesome. Ayaq

Sweet Pengy, Laz gets a tattoo in 77 days? Two tattoos? Of handprints on both of his bums, what'd you say? With lettering that says "Slap Here!!" underneath each palm print, what? What you selling, Sweetheart? Hmm? Lol. Ayaq

What in da frick are "midges," buddy? Hmm? Ayaq

Sure? We got lotsa "sage advice (in Minnesotan voice), don't ya know?!" Ayaq

Musta been sleepin' . . . Ayaq

Tried turning off the "porn down-loads" yet? Hmm? My buddy, @RobMc, has some more "sage" advice . . .. Ayaq

Was there an earthquake in the San Francisco Bay area? Hmm? Recently? (Again, in "Yoda" voice): "Hmm?" Ayaq

LMAO, VHS, buddy, you "cracker-ass-cracker!! (Eddy Murphy movie, not sure which one . . . [Disclosure Statement]: Not meant to be a personal attack--Eddy Murphy did say that, and I'll remember the movie's name later), lol. Huh? Ayaq

Sweet @Icequeen--I was talking to Run D.M.C.--I hope you didn't think I was typing "I love ya, babe!" to you? Just for clarification purposes. @RobMc is the "jealous type," if (in Minnesotan voice) you know, don't ya know? Laugh My Frickin' Arse Off, just now!!!!! I love you guys and gals. And @LaRSin, our "birthday wisher." Lol. Ayaq

The "We are the World" video (1985) was awesome, and teary--I was trying to count how many of those awesome vocalists have passed on . . . I wonder why Whitney Houston wasn't included? Maybe they were scared she woulda stole the show from Michael? Hmm? Just wunderin', not accusin' . . . Beautiful video (and song), nonetheless. Ayaq

Buddy, your cat looks half-Lynx . . . Or Bobcat--it's got that "feral, wild look" to it--like it should be pouncing on @RobMc's sheep, or sumthin' . . . Hope it doesn't hurt my buddy's sheep; I read somewhere that he's pretty fond of them, and extremely partial and protective of one, maybe two, but definitely, one . . . Huh? Lol. Ayaq

Wallace!! Wallace!! Wallace!!! Sweet @Icequeen, follow your dreams, or opportunities. I did, after divorce, and I ended up in the "Bay Area (still looking for apartment, by the way. BUT, I like women cleaning up after me . . . just sayin' . . .), and I absolutely love it "down here." California is beautiful, and went up to "Yreka (and Happy Camp)" just last week. Beautiful country, though scarred with black trees from last year's burning season . . . "Down here" comes from our usual saying in Alaska, the "Lower 48" states. Maps suck, because they always show Alaska and our sister-state, Hawaii, as 1" x 1" insets to the left of the "Contiguous, Lower 48" states . . . Texas would fit inside Alaska, without any of its borders touching any of ours--2.5 times the size of Texas, she is . . . Alaska comprises--fully--20% the land area of the "Lower 48." Google it. Okay, Sweetie, what was your original question? Hmm? Lol. Love ya, babe! Ayaq

Hhhhehahehahhehahheahehahheaahahhahea!! In my "mind's eye," buddy. Ayaq, who usually talks about himself in the "third-person context," can visualize Ms. Sweet Ice Cream running away from you with your wallet, waving it in the air and yelling "Whoo-hoo!!!," and you, kind sir, trying to chase her whilst attempting to pull up your trousers, sir. I can see it . . . Lol. Ayaq

You 'da best, @dadda2 Mayonnaise!! FN-FAL: better to aim and shoot semi-auto than shoot 4 rounds in the air on "full-auto" in the Falklands. Thank you for your service, Sir. Americans and British are "tight," even though we make each other grind our teeth in anguish and consternation . . . Canadians, Australians, and New Zealanders are America's other, staunchest Allies . . . We always back each others' play, and I think that that's pretty cool . . . Ayaq

Nah, buddy, "Love heals." Love is good. The frickin' glass is half-full . . . There's lots of "fish in the sea . . ." Life is good. "Once upon a time, there was light in my life . . . . now, there's only love in the dark . . . . nothing I can say, just a "total eclipse of the heart . . . ." Depressing songs. Listen to something "up-lifting." Tiny Tim's "Tip-toe, though the Tulips?" Ayaq

Sweetheart, you are the nicest person I'd like to "meet," as I'm strolling down the street and seeing you running out of @RobMc's house, waving his wallet wildly in the air and yelling "Whoo-hoo!!!" And Run D.M.C. is trying to chase you while pulling his trousers up above his knees and yelling, "Come back here, young lady!! I only asked for the "free sample!!!" And you slip on the wet grass while trying to turn back and stick your tongue out at Run D.M.C. . . . Lol. Ayaq

Aw, Sweetheart, we love Canadians . . . eh? You take your kids for a walk "oot and aboot." Your damn strippers are insulted with "Twonie" tips--they'll take no less than "Queen Victorias," what da . . .?! Your sushi restaurants are superb. You have 6 beggars to every corner, especially in Toronto, in the summer-time . . . You have the best part of the Niagra Falls, what da . . .?! You have beautiful women . . . 'Nuff said. (Rodney King, again): "Can't we all just get along???" Ayaq

Buddy, I just thank God I can walk. The Captain, and his sister, and his Mom, all thought I was gonna sue him--for his Limited Entry Permit, for his boat, for his sandals, etc. I told him that I'm not the "sue-ing type," and that I was just glad I could walk. I'm not that fat lady that spills coffee on her lap and sues McDonald's and wins a million in court . . . I'm the kinda guy that appreciates life for what it's worth, and happy to be alive. My glass is usually "half-full," not like these "half-empty" pansy-frickin' asses that cry about everything . . . I'm the kinda guy that doesn't feel "bad" about having lost everything--EVERYTHING!!--in divorce; I look at it like, "Well, at least I got two beautiful kids outta the deal." Life is too short to cry over spilled milk. Over water under the bridge. Over sheep that always yell "Naaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" Wait, what? Lol. Ayaq

Give it a shot . . . what do you have to lose . . . Ayaq

Buddy, that was awesome!!! Ayaq

Sweetheart, the Great State of Alaska, U.S.A. looks to its left (looking down at the "Lower 48 States," as Alaskans call them), gives you a kiss on your right butt-cheek of "Yukon Territory," and says, "Good night, Sweetheart . . ." Ayaq. P.S. - Hmm? P.P.S. - hHhhhehaheheahehahehehahehewheaheha! P.P.P.S. - Hmm?

"Ha-ha." Paul was a "basketball star" in college . . . wrestled in high school, Captain of the X-Country running team, Alaska salmon-fisherman, etc., etc., yadda, shucks, "yawn,", yadda. Damn, almost died again last year--COMMERCIALLY SALMON-FISHING AT 51-YEARS' OLD, BABIES?" LMFAO!! Almost broke my neck, again--the first time was in 1986, Bristol Bay, Dillingham, Alaska, . . . fell 7.0' and landed on my head. Look at one of my earlier posts--I believe I documented everything. For "Posterity." Lol. Nay, Love you "Strapping Gents(?) of >XI<" and "Lovely, Luscious Ladies of >XI<!" Ayaq

LMFAO, buddy!!! That's the word for today: "Patina." E.g., "Rob's Knob doesn't need a new paint job: It just needs a buffing and clear-gloss coat to accentuate its "patina." Hmm? Ayaq

Geez, Sweet Athena . . . Julius Caesar's last words did not include "Brute," with an "apostrophe" mark above the "e" in "Brute . . ." Nay, they were, I'm sure of it: "Et tu, Athena?!?!" Huh? Ayaq