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Hopefully, to "Heaven." We can insult each other there . . . Eventually, but not too soon. Just preachin', but not really. Yeah, I'm preachin'--I just felt the inspiration. Ayaq

Ah, nice video: the only thing I have against Sweden is that they've always remained "neutral," even in WWII. Just like Switzerland. You gotta pick a side: "Good," or "Evil." Good thing Sweden didn't pick the side of the Nazis . . . Ayaq

Okay, let's make this all about @icequeenherb . . . What did you mean, Sweetheart, about him being "in charge, for once," hmm? Whips and chains excite you? Bondage (with my buddy @EastCoast50 being gagged and tied to the bedposts)? Hmm? Lol. Ayaq P.S. - You still love him--just ask @RobMc.

Bazzzahhhh!!! Happy birthday to you, sir. And, many more. Ayaq

Nice intro. Welcome to the >XI< Forums. Your name sounds reminiscent of "Hexter;" any consideration to changing your name? Hmm? Lol. JK--welcome. Ayaq

Sweet @Angelz, I'm not watching anymore of your posts on this particular topic. The first one was disturbing enough . . . Ayaq

@VHS2, buddy, you're still lobbying for a "fisting" icon, huh? I say we give VHS his sought-after "fisting icon!!!" LMFAO!! Ayaq

Stay the course. You are probably 5 years from retirement. Don't let them win. As you lay down on the beaches of Hawaii 5 years from now, you'll thank me. Ayaq

Isn't that good for the 13 machinists? 1.5x hourly income? Just asking, bud, not judging. But, I will say this: it's not good for company morale, that's for sure. Bean-counters won this one . . . Ayaq

Ree-ko . . . Swa-vay . . . We get steaks like that in Alaska, USA, bud. But that particular steak would cost $50 (U.S.). Just supportin' . . . Ayaq

A "split" roast meal made outta @piglo? Seasoned right, it might taste good . . . Probably need lotsa salt . . . Ayaq

$120 BILLION PROFIT? What's their gross annual income, eight-trillion (American) dollars if they made $120 billion in profit in three months? Wow! Ayaq

How much is that, piggy . . . in the window--oink! oink! Ayaq

"Tell him I'll be there!!! I'LL BE THERE!!! AND HELL'S COMING WITH ME!!" "Why Johnny Ringo . . . you look like someone just walked over your grave . . ." "Fight's not with you, Holiday. I was just kiddin'." "Well, I wasn't . . . play for keeps, remember?" (Quick 180-degree switch to "Three Amigos"): El Guapo: "Jefe, would you say that I have a 'plethora' of piñatas?" Jefe (after pausing for a moment): "Oh yes, El Guapo--you have a plethora of piñatas!" El Guapo: "Jefe, what does it mean to have a 'plethora?'" Jefe: "Why, El Guapo?" El Guapo: "Because if someone tells me I have a 'plethora,' I would like to be sure that they know what it's like to have a 'plethora!'" Jefe: "Uhh, El Guapo, could it be that, once again, you are mad at someone else, and choose to take it out on me?" El Guapo: "Mmm." Jefe: "Is it because Carmen chooses to die instead of spending a night with you? Why don't you just 'take her?' When you want the Carol, you take the Carol! Why don't you just 'take her?!'" El Guapo: "Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot "force open" the petals of a flower; when the flower is ready, it will choose to open up its petals for you." Jefe: "And what if Carmen 'refuses' to open up her petals for you?" El Guapo: "Then, I will kill her!!" Lol. Ayaq cc: My buddy, @RobMc

It looks like @piglo is "dry-humping" the toilet paper roll . . . And smiling 'cause he just got caught doing it . . . Lol. Ayaq

Nice-looking 5-lb. (2.4 kilogram) steak, Duc! Reminds of the farmer in Palmer, Alaska that had a three-legged pig hobbling around his front yard. I asked about the pig, he said she was special, that she ran into their burning house to alert the whole family, and everyone made it outside just in time. "And what about the missing leg?," I asked. "Oh, a special pig like that, you don't eat all at once!" Ayaq

Buddy, you been video-taping me, hmm? Huh? That includes one second of "fore-play." Lol. Nay. Hheheahheehhehahehhaahhehaeheah!! Ayaq

Lol, Big Papa Joe!! Love you man, in a non-gay kinda-way . . . Ayaq P.S. - Don't tell @RobMc, he's the "jealous type." Lol.

LMFAO, Sixgun, sir. I'll have you know, sir, that I tried to join the U.S.M.C. when I was 17--young, invincible commercial salmon fisherman from Bristol Bay, Alaska, wrestler, basketball player, Captain of the cross-country running team . . . I wanted to "bag" me some Russians, but doctor that spotted my perforated eardrum said "No." I appreciate your service, sir. I tried. Ayaq

Sweetheart, "Area 55?" Must be a more advanced secret-weapon site than "Area 51." I'll look for it on the Discovery Channel . . . Ayaq

Careful, bud, about the "services" you have to offer. You might have some takers--not me, I might add. Lol. Ayaq

Lol, Sweetheart--you're still "batting 1,000." Unlike my buddy, @RobMc . . . Ayaq P.S. - LMFAO!!

That's my favorite pick-up line: "Me bang-bang you long time . . ." Lol. Ayaq

"Mary Poppins." "Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang." Ayaq

P.S., bud--I thought you were going to change your avatar? It still looks like you're about to slash the Union Jack . . . Ayaq