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AyaqGuyaq

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Everything posted by AyaqGuyaq

  1. @J3st3r, what do you mean, "she looks smart by the look of her eyes?" She looks as dumb as rocks . . . But don't tell Sweet @blackcat . . . Shh . . . Lol. JK. Ayaq
  2. Dear Johhhhnnnnnnn . . . Big Dear Johhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn . . . Dear Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnn . . . You're the best, sir. Ayaq
  3. Welcome aboard, Adelle. Can you stop singing sad songs? Just askin' . . . Ayaq
  4. Hehehahahehehheheheheahehehaeh! Fricker! Hehehahehehahehhehahahahehahe!! Ayaq
  5. Flickin'-flunkers!! HHEheahaehehahhhehahaehe!! Ayaq
  6. Doesn't make any sense. Who gives a flying-frickin' shee-ite who read what!! Hmm? Ayaq
  7. .I.. that, @Liquid_poop--read that. Ayaq
  8. LMAO, @RobMc: Pork roast, pork loin, pork chops, pork ribs, ham, bacon, etc. . . . all of it on the run and working that yummy pork meat . . . (Homer Simpson drooling) "Mmmmmm, pork . . . . . ." Ayaq
  9. Nice intro, "dude." We are also "half-female." Well, not me, the last time I checked. Welcome to the >XI< Forums. Ayaq
  10. @FRENCHI, buddy, I didn't realize that you look so much like Cheech Marin, one-half of the cast from "Cheech and Chong . . ." Lol. Nice moves, though, bud. I guess . . . Ayaq
  11. Hackel-Slauss: Google "Welcome Back, Kotter." Popular T.V. show (in America, anyways) in the late 1970's, early 1980's: "Welcome back, welcome back, wel-come baaaaaaacccckkkkkk . . . ." Ayaq
  12. Hehhahheaheheaheheahehaheh!! LMFAO, bud! Ayaq
  13. Poor banana-pickers in Central America: the "Banana Spider" has no known anti-venin, and it's bite is invariably deadly . . . Heaven help those that happen to pick a "shoulder-load" with a pissed off spider. Anyway, welcome to the >XI< forums, eh? Ayaq cc: My buddy, @RobMc
  14. Hey buddy, what in the frick are @Streetcleaner's ambiguous and non-sensical rules? "5-7-5?" Sounds like the successor to Boeing's "7-4-7." Okay, I'll give it go . . . Somethings make me really wonder . . . How others can take things so seriously . . . And it makes me laugh . . . There!!! Whoo-hoo!!! Successor to "7-4-7," Haiku, baby!!! Lol. Ayaq
  15. Happy anniversary, @dadda2, and @sandradee2Anne!! Wait, deja vu . . . Ayaq
  16. Happy birthday, you blighters!! Many more to you, sirs. Ayaq
  17. Well said, Chief. Only one member feels that it's appropriate to give you the "middle finger," don't know why. Ayaq
  18. Hehhehahhhaeheheaahehehheheahahheaheeh!! Crazy bastige, in a lovingly, non-gay, well, you know . . . Ayaaq
  19. I wished I loved you. But thinking hard, I know it's "no . . ." Open the door, and blow . . . Ayaq
  20. @dadda2, sir, buddy, sir, umm, can't you count to "21?" Just askin' . . . Hehhhahhahahahahhahaehhhha! Miss you and Sweet Sandra Anne, sir--I'm in "Yreka, California (almost to Oregon border now)," investigating some leases. I'll be on before you and Sweet @Sally can say "pickin' eck!!" Lol. Love you all (well, most of you). Ayaq
  21. Does anyone have Whitney Houston? Any song she sang was great . . . Thanks in advance. Ayaq
  22. I can see if the farmer in Palmer, Alaska, can spare another shank from his heroic pig? But then, she'd have to drag herself around the yard . . . Ayaq
  23. Thanks for the info, Chief. >XI< members don't like to grow like mushrooms grow best; i.e., we "don't like to be kept in the dark." Thanks again. I liked Beers, but the "anti->XI< rhetoric" does seem to warrant the dismissal, as described. Ayaq
  24. Speaking "seals," @seal: My Uncle Bill used to work at Alaska Commercial Company's "A.C. Marina," in Dillingham, Alaska (Google it) as a snow-machine repairman. One day, a customer drove his snow-machine to the shop and asked Uncle Bill what was wrong--his engine was sputtering and lost lots of its power. After a quick check, my uncle said "It looks like you blew a seal." The customer wipes his mouth and says, "No, that's just snow . . ." Hmm? Ayaq
  25. Happy birthday, gentlemen, and many more to you sirs. Arr!! Arr!! (bark of a seal) My deceased brother, who was in the 82nd Airborne Division, taught us how to bark like that. And how to rappel down cliffs. "On billet!" "On rappel!" I wanted to be in the U.S. Marine Corps, "Force Recon," so he could jump in and steal my Russian kills. Lol. R.I.P., Brother. Ayaq P.S. - Happy birthday!! P.P.S. - I woulda been a sniper . . .
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