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You'd be @Sweatnbullets if'n you happened to eat some really hot @Jalepeno's for breakfast, and especially after a hard night a' partyin'. Happy birthday to you both--hope they're awesome and memorable. Ayaq

You'd like to pleasure both of them? What da? LMAO, sir. Ayaq cc: @codpiece. Lol, bud, felt like you needed a "finger." Maybe E-raser can oblige . . .

How in the heck don't they know how to spell "Dickhead?" Hmm? LMAO, just kidding (mostly), bud. Ayaq cc: My buddy, @RobMc

Based on the post, I vote "no." But then again, only an idiot would make a post like that without reading the rules, so perhaps I vote "yes." Lol. Idiot. But you are not a TRUE IDIOT until you get the privilege of donning the ">XI<" tag. Nah, I vote "no." Lol. Ayaq

Hey, happy birthday, buddy! You share the same birthday as my daughter, Isabella, who is 17 years old today. Have a great day. Ayaq

@J3st3r doesn't like giving "reach arounds?" Not what I heard on-line, bud. Hehahehehehahehaheahehahae!! Ayaq

Just put some extra maxi-pads underneath your coat, buddy. Hehehehaehehehhaeheheehahahe! Ayaq

Happy birthday to the two of yous--I hope you are both showered with love on your special days . . . Ayaq

Is that the "Welsh pick-up line" for sheep, buddy? "Shall I shag you now, or shall I shag you later . . ." Lol. Ayaq

Happy birthday, everyone!! Hope your special days are abso-frickin'-lutely awesome! Ayaq

Yes, Sweet @Angelz, down there, where @TBB has his dumpster bolted to the ground and to the wall, and has been modified with a solid-steel lid that can only be locked from the inside . . . Down there, TBB's dumpster has 4" holes strategically drilled on three sides, so the occupant can thrust his sharpened sticks at anything trying to wrench open the lid . . . Down there, where even @HookerHeels prefers to work the corners with broken street lamps so he wouldn't be so visible to prying eyes . . . Yes, down there, where @RobMc has "run quiet" scooter tires and tasers designed to shoot shocking-darts on all four sides . . . Yes, down there is where you'll find @Unchileno's buried admiration for Sweet Angelz' work . . . Down there. Ayaq

I very, very rarely give the "Middle Finger Salute" to anyone, but @Unchileno, sir(?), I am merely returning the friendly gesture. You know you like Sweet @Angelz gif, was it? Deep down there, where children run screaming through the night in vacant streets, where even the dogs run away yelping . . . Yes, down there, where a working streetlamp is a scarce sight to see, and the wind constantly howls through countless broken windows . . . Down there, where even rats are afraid to venture, and unseen beings are heard scuffling about in the darkened alleys . . . Right there, where vicious cackles and moans can be heard echoing off grimy buildings . . . Down there, where the flash of a lightning bolt reveals dozens of gleaming, reflecting eyes looking right at you . . . Yes, right there . . . There . . . There . . . Ayaq

Lol, Sweetheart. I'll bet @Unchileno appreciates your work. Deep down in there, somewhere, in the abyss, where even the faintest of sunbeams are rarely seen . . . Where bats flutter amongst the scraggly trees, and the "hooting" of owls is the most common sound . . . Lol. Ayaq P.S. - Had to include my buddy, @RobMc And another Sweetheart, @Icequeen . . .

Happy birthday, Sweethearts!! And you, too, @Scarlett! Lol. Hope your birthdays--and on a Saturday!!--are all great. Ayaq

Hey, @ANVIL and @!CHIEF? , buddy, I hope you both have awesome birthdays. Sorry for late post--just got offa work in the frickin'ly beautiful "Bay Area." Ayaq

Yeah, what [B1] Station LtLaszlo said, X4, since there are, well, four of yous. Lol, Laz. You remember my nades in the [B1] days, don't you? @SGTSmeg musta forgot . . . Ayaq P.S. - Haven't found an apartment yet here in the San Francisco Bay area; when I do, I'll be back on with my lightning-fast internet connection (I say that because it's bound to be faster than that I was getting in frickin' Alaska!!). Can't wait. Miss you lovely guys and strapping gals . . .

Crikey, Eric, you sound like the frickin' "Cookie Monster." Lol. I, like you, bud, had to click on the link because of the thread title, with a picture of a pretty lady attached; i.e., "Hot and Affordable." If not that, I was thinking about @RobMc's scooter batteries after he over-heated them trying to make his get-away from the old ladies hobbling after him, and his lap was full of their purses. And he's dumping his "40-ouncer" on his battery pack to keep it from over-heating. And the old ladies are gaining on him because he's trying to climb a steep hill in the rain . . . Hey, Run D.M.C.--don't get me started!!! Lol. Ayaq

Probably not, bud--they'll just revive him just like they did with Bernie in "Weekend at Bernie's." Remember that movie?

Happy birthday, gentlemen! Wishing you many more, too. Ayaq

Uh-huh . . . This from the guy that, while in the prison showers, would always yell out "Oops, I dropped my bar of soap again!!!" Lol. Ask @RobMc--he was video-taping and eating popcorn. Lol. Ayaq

That pic was taken right off the shore of @FRENCHI's house. Frenchi is wildly-waving @Unchileno's golden dildo around in the air . . . Lol. Ayaq

Lol, @Timmah!, someone told me yesterday that Jim Nantz isn't dead yet. I didn't know. My son aspires to be the next Howard Cosell. You'll see him on National T.V. someday, mark my words. He's my retirement plan. You'll see him on T.V., and you'll see me "lurking" in the background, waiting for my weekly stipend. "Pay up, son. I brought you into this world--I can take you out!!" Lol. Nevah. Really proud of him and his sister. Ayaq

Lol, Sweet @Angelz, that's why Canadians (Canadienne's?) also prefer the proverbial "doggy-style." That way, they can both watch the hockey game. Lol. Huh? Ayaq, and I'm gonna "cc:" my buddy, Run D.M.C. cc: @RobMc P.S. - told you so . . . .

Lol, bud. Blighter? Ex-naval conscript guy, "Limey?" Hhhehehaehehhhheheheaw! Meh, Raptors don't have a chance. Sorry, Oon-Chillay-No. Ayaq

@FRENCHI now has the dildo? Hehehehahhheheahehaehheaaheehaeh!! Ayaq