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Happy birthday, gentlemen--and wishing you many more, sirs. Ayaq

Hehhehaheheehhhheahehaha!! Nice one, buddy. Ayaq

Happy birthday to all of you, and especially you, Sweet @BlackRose. Sorry, guys, she's better-looking than you are . . . but "Happy Birthday'" to you two, nonetheless. Lol. JK--I hope all three of you have special days today. Ayaq

Snuffed Out, what you talkin' 'bout, Willis? Lol. Ayaq

Billy Rae Cyrus, you brought back good memories of college and MTV in the '80's, bud. Good on you. Do you have anything from the 50's for my good buddy, @RobMc? Anything by "Run D.M.C.?" Hmm? Lol. Great post. I'm a better dancer, by the way, in my own mind. Not the black guy--that guy is awesome!! Ayaq

Sweetheart, is that you wanted to say, really? "Keep fingering me?" Just askin', for clarification . . . Lol. Fuck @Unchileno, the punk. Ayaq

Okay, with all of the gushing "welcomes," @Billymilano, aka "Billy Rae Cyrus," you gotta give our resident Sweetheart, @Icequeen, a back massage, and you gotta crack her toes. No, don't "smoke crack between her toes," you just gotta crack 'em. Then, and only then, will you get the "He's an okay guy" badge from Sweet Ice Cream. Just advisin' . . . Ayaq cc: @RobMc--don't get jealous, bud!! Lol. There's a new suitor--I mean, "sheriff," in town.

Lol, Yaccie--get the de-contamination suits ready . . . Or, at the very least, make sure your stun-gun is fully charged. Ayaq

Beautiful pics, buddy. Who's that grumpy-looking guy standing next to the beautiful, young lady? Huh? Lol. Congrats to you and your beautiful daughter, and Momma, too. Ayaq

You gotta watch out for TBB trying to run up behind you to electro-scan your wallet for credit card info. Take a folded 3" x 7" strip of aluminum foil and place it inside the lining of your wallet--TBB hates those because his scanner was made in the Czech Republic, and not Uzbekistan. Lol. You're gonna have fun. I love the crowds. Ayaq is a "social beast." And Ayaq likes the third-person context . . . Still lol-ing. Ayaq

Hey, @Elvis9--you gotta check out Times Square at nighttime--preferably after midnight. It abso-frickin'-lutely comes alive at nighttime. You'll meet people from all over the world. And the street performers are awesome. Stay away from the hot dog vendors unless you like to spend "vacation time" straddling the porcelain throne. The U.S.S. Enterprise is a worthy visit: it's got the SR-71 Blackbird on it, lots of other planes, and for $20 extra, you can see the Space Shuttle. Lots to do. Take the train to Coney Island; we were lucky enough to ride the "Cyclone" before it got destroyed in a hurricane the next year. You have to go to the Empire State Building, but expect to wait 2 hours in line before you actually get to go out and take in the views. DON'T go to China Town; the vendors dump their unsold seafood down the sewer grates, so it spells awful. Have fun. Take a $100 horse-drawn carriage ride through Central Park. Lots to do. Don't rent a car--those damn New York (and New Jersey, mostly) drivers are absolutely insane. You'll love it. Ayaq

Maybe instead of "Snafu (since we already have one)," you can opt for "Snuffed Out." That name is still available. Hehehehahehhaheheeheheahehe!! Just kidding (naw, I'm not, really). Has a nice ring to it . . . "Snuffed Out." Ayaq cc: My buddy @RobMc

Billy Rae Cyrus, welcome to the club! Snap those hips, make @Icequeen excited. When you get to be old, however, be careful how you "snap" those hips. Lol. Ayaq cc: My buddy, @RobMc, with his nitrous-powered, 360-degree tazer-shootin', flame-thrower blastin' scooter. Sorry, bud. @RobMc

Fucking @Unchileno, you got nuthin' better to do than flip everybody off? Childish, at best. Just sayin'. Ayaq

Yeah, what @J3st3r said. Any more originality creeping around in those bones? Where you from? Where do you live? What's your credit card number, expiration date, and 3-digit security code (on the back)? Huh? You wanna become a "member," you gotta divulge it. "We don't want no scrubs, hangin' out the side of their best friends ride, wavin' and hollerin' at me . . ." Lol. Welcome to the >XI< forums. Ayaq P.S. - Had to include Eric, hence the edit.

Naw, @Unchileno, punk. Ayaq

Frickin' @Unchileno, punk . . . Wait, "retract, retract, retract!!" Ayaq

"Cascious Clay." Where you from, bud? How many blunts do you do a week, and have you ever made it (hopefully not) with your brother's wife? That's the kinda stuff we need to know so you can pass @RobMc's litmus test . . . Ayaq

Frickin' East Coast, buddy, was really impressed with your post . . . Until I saw that you misspelled "embedded." My buddy, @Hoth, and the guy that spec'd me on the best server (COD4 FT1) and said "Ayaq's a Beast!," and is our resident spelling and grammatical-correction expert, would agree. (In Yoda voice) "Hmm?" Lol. Rest was awesome, though, and message was not lost. Ayaq

"Barcelona?" Just askin'. Ayaq

Lol, Sparty, didn't mean it, but I gave @J3st3r the same "Middle Finger Admiration Salute!!" LMFAO!! Don't get your hackles up in your kilters; don't get your panties in a bind, it's a term of endearment, unlike @Unchileno. Lol. Ayaq

Frickin' Sammy, you told me so . . . went to downtown San Fran today on business and almost stepped in human fecal matter on the way to my Uber car. Beautiful city, though, 'cept that . . . Been to China Town after watching the Patriots whoop the Raiders six years ago; can't recall having to "dodge" human bowel-expulsions then. Ayaq

Hey, you still have time to hoist your Union Jack flag-sail and make way for the Panama Canal! I'll pick you up in San Francisco Harbor. They'll probably catch you before you get here, however: all they have to do is follow the trail of empty beer cans. Lol. Ayaq

Damn, buddy, still laughin'!!! You better put your scooter on "fast charge." Hehheheaheheahehaheheahehea!! Do they make nitrous for scooters? Lol. Ayaq

Hey, buddy, when "Dog the Bounty Hunter" shows up, he'll be looking for you!! Just sayin'. Lol. Hehehhahehhehaehaehehhaheheaw!! Ayaq