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Yeah, @Rugger, but he's only been doing it since 2017, so maybe it' okay? Lol. Ayaq

Sweetheart, communication? I know a coupla guys whose idea of foreplay is saying "Okay, brace yourself." "Quest for Fire" fans here, hmm? Besides @RobMc, I mean. Why doesn't my "@" symbol make the names turn blue anymore? Speaking of "turning blue," Run D.M.C., if it turns purple, that means you're squeezing it to hard. Lol. You know . . . Ayaq

LMAO! My thumb (all the typing I do is on my Samsung, which is pretty tough when you have thick thumbs!) was hovering, albeit momentarily, over the "middle finger button," but I didn't punch it because I laughed out loud. Lol. Ayaq

LMAO!! Right after I got married in 1992, my then-wife gathered all of my pornographic VHS tapes and threw them away, saying "You won't be needing these anymore." Poor guy. Not me--him!! Ayaq Cc: @RobMc

LMAO, buddy. I gotta leave my heavy armory at home, but I think I'll bring my Ruger Mark I pistol to plink away at the squirrels under the cover of dusk, being careful to tape a 20-ounce (in Minnesotan voice "Empty, don't ya know?") plastic soda bottle over the barrel to muffle the reports. Can't have those blighters keepin' ya awake at nights, don't ya know? One thing I'm really excited about is the prospect of high-speed, non-satellite-reliant internet service so I can get back to tossing tenderly and lovingly-cooked nades at my COD4 Server 1 foes . . . and friends. I've been to San Francisco before, and it's absolutely beautiful, especially its China Town. Its definitely the cleanest, non-stinkiest one I've been to yet. The China Town in New York City is cool, but stinks because the seafood vendors--or a lot of them, at least--dump their spoiled products down the sewer grates. Not a good smell in early August. Put some floats and a sail on your scooter, load it up with extra batteries and several cases of beer, and sail over, buddy. You'd be a sight to see on your passage through the Panama Canal, swearing at all the railway workers and tossing empty beer cans "overboard." Make sure you wear a British Flag tee-shirt so they know where you're from. I'll pick you up in the Bay, and we'll take Uber back to my apartment, where you can pass out and wake up the next day exclaimimg "Criminy sakes, where in the blazes am I? And where's my wallet?" LMAO, bud. Ayaq

It looks like I'll be getting a job offer tomorrow that'll pay the salary I asked for (I reasoned that the Bay Area has a high-cost of living, which it does), moving expenses from Alaska, first-month's rent/security deposit, and free Uber rides to and from work. I'll be getting the contract tomorrow. It'd be cool to meet some of you in person, if nothing else than to insult each other face-to-face. Lol. Run D.M.C., you live in the Bay area, buddy? Hmm? Why don't you scootch your island a little bit closer . . . Aya

Nice, and it's a Ford! It'll last forever if you change your fluids (don't forget the oil!) when you're supposed to, but, preferably, BEFORE you're supposed to. Ayaq

Happy day, happy day to the both of you. Ayaq

Geez, Sweetheart, I'll bet when he was married to you, he learned how to sleep with one eye open!! Lol. Ayaq

LMAO, buddy-- my new acronym for you is "ADHD." ADHD? Always Delivers Humorous ("Humourous," if you're Run D.MC. or Sweet @Athena) Dialogue. What, pray tell, did you think it stood for, good sir? Ayaq

She still has "burning desire" for you, buddy--I can tell!! Lol. Ayaq

You offering "full facials" to those that join, TSW, sir, what!? Lol. You left your door wide open, bud. Ayaq Cc: @RobMc

You both got it wrong: the giraffe was knitting a bong, and asked if it was "Happy Hour" already. You gonna tell a story, you gotta do some fact-checking . . . Ayaq

Happy birthday, gentlemen. Ayaq

Chin up, Mr. Dos--I'll keep you in my prayers. Ayaq P.S. - Edited to say I just read @Spartacus's post, and he copied me. Plagiarism! P.P.S. - Lol.

Whoa, buddy, when I first glanced at your post, I didn't see the "l" in "flags." True story: I even called up @RobMc, and he told me "lt's there, it just kinda blends in because it's so close to the "f."" Lol. I'm glad you had a great day, and I hope the other three birthday-mates of yours did, too. Ayaq

Happy birthday to the four of you! Many more, too. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Artimus Gordon. Say "Hi" to Jim West for us. Ayaq

Guns for sale? Never been fired, only dropped once, what'd you say @J3st3r? Huh, Eric the Red, hmm? Lol. Love ya, bud, but don't tell @RobMc--he's the jealous kind. Look up "jealous" in Webster's 9th Collegiate Dictionary and you'll see his picture, him in his nitrous-equipped scooter, with the Wal-Mart employee running after him because he heisted some laxative suppositories. Yeah, that guy, with his "Chicago Bulls" baseball cap worn backwards. Yeah, him, with an orange-flavored Tootsie pop in one corner of his mouth and a Camel unfiltered cigarrette in the other. Uh-huh, him. Lol. Ayaq

At least he was strapped in. "TBB" is an acronym for "Turkey Belt-Buckle." Lol, love ya bud, in a non-gay kinda way, of course. Ayaq P.S. - Don't tell Run D.M.C., aka @RobMc, I said that--he's cut from the "jealous cloth." Lol.

Welcome, Fucking Josh. Ayaq

Lol, bud. Ayaq Cc: @RobMc

Happy birthday, gentlemen, and @KingStinger! Lol, JK bud, a very special happy day to you, too. Ayaq

Hi, Hotrod. You can't truly be an American (don't worry, I am one) unless you can blame someone else. Tongue-in-cheek "Lol." I was wondering, though: shouldn't you be bitching out your "sucky" eye-sight and slow reaction speed, and not the poor hapless gamers that have the better of both? Just wonderin'. Ayaq