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Aw Crikey, @Hunter, I've been to the CN Tower in Toronto. I didn't dare walk on the plexi-glass floor 'cause I'm afraid of heights, and given my "lack-of-lucky streak," the glass would choose to give out just when I was on it. I'm allergic to 700-foot plummets. Shee-ite, and all that jazz. Ayaq

Incidentally, buddy, I forgot to mention: Nice fish. Looks like a great time. My buddy, Run D.M.C., aka @RobMc (why doesn't the "@" symbol bring up any names anymore? Hmm?) texted me and said "Ayaq, does John, Dear, shave his arm-pits? We don't do that here in the U.K." Just passing on the question. Poor messengers of yore got drawn-and-quartered for delivering a frickin' message. Lol. Nice fish, bud. Ayaq

What the heck, Oon-Chillay-No, you can't spell "neighborhood" right, Bludger? Hmm? Lol. Ayaq

John, Dear, who is holding whom? Lol. Nice pics, bud. "Dolphin fish" to you, @Elvis. "Mahi-mahi" to those that have been lucky enough to catch one off the beautiful shores of Oahu . . . If you did indeed catch a "Mahi-mahi," and not a meager "dolphin-fish" off the shores of Honolulu, to you, sir (edited here to insert "Sir Elvis"), I owe an apology. Ayaq

I'll bet ya I woulda brought Sweet @Athena back to San Francisco with me . . . Why doesn't the "@" thing work anymore? Ayaq

Happy birthday, Whore-Hay-Quayvo, and you!! Lol. I hope you have great days, gentlemen . . . ?? Lol, yet again. Ayaq cc: @mccrib, and what da frick happened to auto-adding? P.S. - Hmm?

You, sir, are not official yet. Welcome to the Forums. (snick, snick!) Ayaq, in California. Still looking for new hotel--frick current hotel!! Looking for new one. (Please 'scuse me, ladies). P.S. - Welcome to the forums. Company is paying for everthing: I just don't know this place. Excelling in job, two-days "on."

Roger, Ranger, over? Welcome to the >XI< forums. Over and out. Ayaq

I'm fucking moving to San Francisco on your wonderful day! Ayaq

Yeah, what he said . . . Hope you have a wonderful day. Ayaq

ADHD! Read earlier post to see what that stands for . . . Ayaq

Any kinda pepper that has the word "ghost" in it . . . Ayaq

So the new nickname, Jonny, might be "Goonies" instead of "Twonies?" Ayaq

Happy birthday to you, Mr. Osbourne. Ayaq

Hey Run D.M.C., in your sig, it looks your character is about to shred your country's flag--the "Union Jack," is it? What gives, pray tell? Hmm? Lol. Ayaq

You're getting excited for the onset of winter already, bud? Alaska and Great Britain are in the same (northern) hemisphere. We still have snow on the ground here in Alaska--and I think it's safe to say that ALL Alaskans are glad winter is over. I'll be in California, so it'll be quicker to sail through the Panama Canal in your new canoe. If you want, you can stop at Quebec and pick up Sweet Athena. Maybe have her meet you at Old Orchard Beach, near Portland, Maine. Been there, absolutely beautiful! And cheap lobster in Maine! Maybe invest in a few gallons of Gorilla glue to hold your canoe together, buddy . . . Lol. I'll bet we'd have a blast, and Sweet Athena could take our drinks away if'n she thought we'd had enough. Lol. You crazy bastige . . . You know . . . Ayaq

Hey buddy, that's how you can get from there to San Francisco, by way of the Panama Canal--in your douche canoe!! It'll hold more beer, and you can tow your scooter equipped with floats. Lol. Ayaq

Wow, lotsa birthdays today! Happy birthday, gentlemen! Ayaq

Happy birthday, Johnnybegood; you have this special day all to yourself. Ayaq

Well, if I used it, you'd have the same, except for the used syringes: there'd be empty Grey Goose bottles and a panty, maybe two? And a bong lying sideways on the floor in a pool of its own water . . . But yeah, the window butt-cheek impressions of various dimensions would probably be there, yeah. Lol. Ayaq

Probably come back with puke and used condoms in the back, buddy, and a few dirty syringes laying on the floor, and butt-cheek marks on the inside of the windows. Lol. Ayaq

Hunter, why? "AthenA76" has some kinda ring to it. How about "AthenA Blade," 'cause I still recall your butchery-skills . . . Lol. Ayaq

You could be "Hunter69." Whoo-hoo! That's my Uncle Fred's favorite number, which he proudly exclaims to friends, family, strangers--in front of wife. Lol. Gotta love my Uncle Fred. Ayaq

Update: signed the contract today: they'll be paying TWO month's rent plus help with utilities' expenses, plus a week in a hotel while I find a place to rent, plus pocket money to help with incidentals, in addition to the free Uber rides. Guess they really want me. It's good to feel wanted, isn't it, brethren and sisteren? @RobMc--start installing your floats on your scooter, buddy. I'll see if I can negotiate with the Panama Canal Authority for your free--and safe!!--passage through the canal, buddy. I had to promise them you wouldn't litter the canal zone with your empties. Lol. I feel truly blessed, indeed. Ayaq P.S. - Edited to clarify that I'm not trying to brag. It's just that I'm getting much more than I asked for, and I really do feel truly blessed. I got tearful thanking the Lord for this excellent opportunity.