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Hey, gentlemen (I hope you're all gentlemen, I know @luke144 IS NOT!!), Happy Birthday!!! LMAO, just kidding, Luke!!! Luke!!! Hmm? Lol. Ayaq

Congratulations!!!!! When both my son (who's a Senior at Indiana U.) and my daughter (who's a Senior in high school) were being born, born "birthing doctors" were more concerned about me, than her . . . I guess they could see that I was about to faint, or sumptin', or udder . . . Lol. I cried after both successful deliveries . . . the "guys" have the easy part in making babies, that's for sure . . . "Hats off to all you Mommas" out there!!!!! Ayaq

Laughing my frickin' and proverbial-arse off, buddy!!!! Damn fat typing fingers!!! I meant "yarns," to wit: I shot da-frickin' caribou from 700 "yarns" away . . . Happy? Hmm? Lol, nice catch, bud, on a rare "AyaqGuyaq" grammatical/typo-graphical/possibly-diametrical (Hmm?) mistake . . . Humbly yours, Ayaq . . . Hmm?

Congratch-ee-lations, Sweet @WldPenguin!!!! "Darn, Ayaq, ARE YOU FROZEN, AGAIN!!??!! I just de-frosted you!!!!" Lol. Ayaq

Man, there are only SO MANY games I can play, and work full-time. I miss the heck out of so many of you . . . The money I sent to my older sister to ship my computer (and I always leave lotsa of da proverbial "gravy" on the table, to make 'em "excited" to get-'er-done!!) from Dillingham, Alaska (shee-ite ain't cheap in rural Alaska, especially rifle bullets, true 'dat!! That's why people from Alaska who've joined one of the branches of the U.S. Military normally score "Marksman (easily), and "Expert." I've shot down caribou at 700 yrs. (I'm guessing here: 520 meters (or "metres," if'n you be Sweet @AthenA or Sweet @RobMc, or some other weird person that can't spell "meters" right . . .Hmm?), and I tried to Join the U.S. Marine Corps at 17, tender, but bullet-proof years, old, 'cause, since bullets in rural Alaska are NOT CHEAP, we try to make every expensive bullet count . . . See if any of you can see how many different stories I've just told in the previous paragraph . . . Hmm? Lol. Ayaq

Happy birthday, young men!!!! Ayaq

Lol, buddy . . . Sorry about the "middle-finger-up-your-arse" symbol, I just felt the inspiration. I love you, man!!!!!!! Can I get a sip of your "Bud Light?" Hmm? Lol. Ayaq

Yeah, thank you, very much, to all of our servicemen and service-women . . . Hats off, and then some . . . I tried to join the U.S. Marine Corps when I was 17 years old (and all the people that have ever played me in the COD4 FT1 server knows) and kinda aggressive. Heck, growing up in Bristol Bay, Alaska, and commercially-fishing for salmon since I was 13 (I don't know how many times I, literally, almost got-"died" fishing from 13 - 17 yrs. old.; you learn from your mistakes, that's for sure!!!), a wrestler in high-school, and Captain of the X-Country Running Team, I was frickin' and rarin' to go and bag me some Commie Russians!!! Lol. That was the fervor of a young, bullet-proof American ready to serve. Sadly, perforated ear-drum got the physical-inspection doctor shaking his head at me . . . But hey, I tried!!!! Hmm? Hmm? LMAO!!!!! Thanks again to all of our veterans, and even to those veterans who've served amongst our Allies . . . Salute. Good will always prevail. Ayaq

Wow, you're gonna "carve-up" some highways . . . I hope you get "frequent driver-mileage . . . Hmm?" Lol. Safe travels, buddy. Ayaq

Naw, Fuck Chile--embodiness of "misery." I shun people like him in real life, and kick the asses of the people that don't like me "not liking them." Lol, in my Old "fishing days," when all the Captains and deck-hands gathered at the bar in Bristol Bay . . . that's where you settled your "differences and atonement for any perceived trans-gressions . . .Hmm?" Lol. Fishing in Bristol Bay Alaska is da proverbial "cut-throat"business, and when you "cork" someone; i.e., et your gillnets right "below them," so that they catch the salmon that woulda been caught in your nets . . . that's somethin' you don't forget, and usually "gets resolved" at the end of the season, with lotsa pretty blue 'n red flashing lights . . . Hmm? Lol. Yeah, "Fuck the crying, whining Bastard." Ayaq

Lol," Fucking Josh!!!!" Nice shot. Ayaq

Happy Birthday!!! Open your own hotel, and call it "Comfort's Comfort Inn . . ." Hmm? Ayaq

Happy birthday, gents!!! Ayaq

This is a bunch of frickin' crap, @Ruggerxi . . . sorry, Sir, you know I respect you, Sir. @CryBaby, aka @UnChileno doesn't like the fact that I can't "dis-like" his posts, or post "I have read this . . ." Frick', there's a prescription for what he has (or hasn't): it's called "Growacet." Unbelievable. They sell pacifiers in "Adult" sizes, you know. Frick. Gotta "walk on egg-shells" around here for frickin' @Unchileno? Not worth it. Ayaq

"Once upon a time, there was light in my life . . . now there's only love in the dark . . . nuthin' I can do, a total @Eclipse of the heart . . . Turn around bright eyes, turn around . . ." Lol, Sunshine--"Happy Birthday!!" Ayaq

And the ground he walked on . . . Ayaq

Well look at you, celebrating a birthday today . . . Happy Birthday!!!! Ayaq

Make up your damned mind, Chicken-Got-Fingered!!!! Lol, buddy. Ayaq

And then you wake up? (Yoda) "Hmm?" Lol. Nay . . . Hehhehaeheheahehehaehehahheahehewh!! Crazy bastige . . . Ayaq

Hey, we got an @Ruthless @HarryWeezer . . . Truth be told . . . Lol. Happy birthday, you two!!!! Ayaq

Hey, Scoarchie--you got the whole >XI< birthday thread all to yourself, sir!! Happy birthday, and many more, bud. Ayaq

Happy birthday, guys!! And many more to you, each of you sirs . . . Ayaq

Hey, you gotta birth-day all to yourself . . . Whoo-hoo!!! Happy birthday!! Ayaq

Wow, Sweet @fruittropics gets ta enjoy the whole >XI< birthday all to her-self. Happy Birthday!!! Ayaq