AyaqGuyaq
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@RobMc is everybody's "first customer," just professin', and confessin', and congested, under Oath, sir . . . "Raise your right hand . . ." Ayaq
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Yeah, @TBB, you and Run D.M.C., you funkers!!! In a non-gay, you know . . . (Yoda) "Hmm?" Ayaq
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LMAO, Sweet @BlackRose . . . I thought your thread title was "How do you add clan tags to your name?" And I was thinking, "Huh, shouldn't she know by now?" Lol, Sweetie. Ayaq- 1 reply
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Lol, @Sgt.Balls--that's a great "handle--" wish I woulda thunk of it, first . . . Ayaq
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Post-Script: If Mr. Run D.M.C. is unavailable, we have the resident "Incomprehensible" back-ups, @TBB, @bds1961, @SGTScott, etc. to step in and help out. You don't have to send them money, even though they'll ask for it . . . just advisin' . . . Ayaq
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Hi, Psycho-Dad, welcome to the >XI< Forums. We have "resident translators" for people who are French and having a bit of difficulty speaking/typing English, and for the stuff that's hard for us to understand, our "Incomprehensible" resident-speaker, @RobMc, aka "Run D.M.C.," is usually very quick to step up and volunteer translation duties for that type of thing . . . Again, welcome to the Forums, sir. Ayaq
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Did they use the 16p nail-gun on you, too, buddy? I'm gonna hang up my tags at 9-years, 364-days . . . lol. Ayaq
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Lol, bud does a nail-gun with 16p nails sound about right? (Yoda) "Huh?" Ayaq
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Look at, you, Sir Morris da Cat, havin' a birt-day all to his-self . . . Lol, Morris, Happy Birthday!!! Ayaq
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Lol, Sweet Janey, I had to look twice . . . I thought it said "Circumcision!" (Yoda) "Huh?" Lol, Sweetie, stay strong. Paul, aka "Ayaq"
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Careful--they might pin the "medals" to your scrotums . . . Hoth's "left sac" and your "right." (Yoda) "What in da!!??!!" Lol. They'll probably pin Hoth's to his right butt-cheek . . . Ayaq
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Uh-huh-huh . . . hmm . . . yay-yay . . . we're all "shook up . . ." Happy birthday!!! Ayaq
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Happy birthday, gentlemen, and many, many more!! Ayaq
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Sweet Queenie, there's a male-only prescription for that called "Growacet." @TBB is currently on that medication, along with his prescription for "Mycoxafloppin," a Viagra-alternative. (Yoda) "Mm-hmm." Lol. Ayaq
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Heavens yes, "Happy Birthday" to the 4 of you, today . . . Ayaq
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Hhehehaheheaheheheheaheehheehehwaahehaahhahew!! Buddy, I usually start laughing before I even read your posts . . . After I've read your posts, I start sobbing . . . LMFAO, you crazy cork-sucker . . . in a loving, non-gay kinda-way, as per the contract, etc., yadda, E. Pluribus Unum, por favor, Perestroika, Glasnost, an "easening of yadda, yeah, so much for that." Ayaq
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Yeah, I probably shouldn't have any more kids, anyway . . . BUT, I had a dream recently that I had a beautiful baby girl, who looked more like "Momma" than "Daddy;" hence, she was beautiful . . . I am still "potent." A few ladies told me that whatever baby I have will be beautiful. And then they would add, "As long as it looks like the mother. Just sayin'" And I'm like, what da? Lol. Ayaq
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I was thinking, "Damn, do you ever wanna dare venture into THAT? (Yoda) Hmm?" Lol. Great post. Ayaq
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Duck Dodgers in the 25th-and-a-half-Century? Look at you, celebratin' a birthday all by yo' self . . . Lol.--hope it's awesome. Ayaq
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Happy birthday, My Saliva, Pussy Socks, Spinal Tap, and Yakuza!!! And many more to ye . . . Ayaq
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Whoo-hoo, three great birthdays today!! Happy birthday, gentlemen, and Pawn Bear! Lol. Hope your days are absolutely-frickin' spectacular . . . Ayaq
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Tackling up for October trip
AyaqGuyaq replied to DEEJAYKEG's topic in Hunting, Shooting, Fishing, Boating
Sweet ride, buddy!!! All you have to do it put paddle-tires on your rig, mount it on your Union-Jack sail-equipped catamaran (with flexible solar panels on the opposite side of your flag to power your battery), and you'll be littering the Panama Canal with empty beer cans in about 1.5 weeks (U.S., 1.2 weeks British-pounds . . .). Lol. Ayaq -
Happy birthday, Timbuktu!!! You got da whole day, DA WHOLE DA, all to yo-self!!! Hope it's awesome. Ayaq
