AyaqGuyaq

Are you Republican, Democrat, or Independent? We'd like to know if you're "Right Lane," "Left Lane," or "Middle-of-the-Road Lane." Lol. Welcome to the >XI< forums. Ayaq

Awwwwwww!!! Awwwwwww!! Happy birthday to Sir Mule, Count of Awws-A-Lot! Ayaq

My name is "Derxos." I live on the second floor. You live upstairs from me, and yes, I think you've seen me before . . . Welcome to the >XI< forums. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Up-John. My 24% lead-crystal ball sees many more in your future . . . Ayaq

Amen, Jack Black, things could always be worse . . . The "glass is half-full" kinda thing. Ayaq P.S. - Hope you heal well. You have good company, with the likes of McRib, aka" @RobMc," to heal with you. You've heard of the "Smothers Brothers?" Hmm? You two (not making fun here) can be called the "Suture Brothers." Fast healing wishes to the both of you Strapping Gents (?) of >XI<!

Hey, John, Dear, happy birthday to you, sir-bud. Many more to celebrate, eh? Ayaq

What TBB said, plus 3, multiplied by 5 (to the 10th power). Divided by 3 . . . (just 'cause.) Happy birthday, Noah's Ark!! Ayaq

Happy birthday to Miss Dee Shell. That's "Ms. Shell" if you're nasty . . . @TBB, please address her as "Ms. Shell." TBB? TBB?? Why does everyone keep mentioning that curse-ed name, "TBB??!!" Lol. Ayaq

Yeah, McRib, wasn't there a separate forum for ex-es to "have at it?" Coulda sworn . . . Lol. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Bloody One-Eye . . . Sorry, "Ribeye . . ." Ayaq

Happy birthday, Daniel. I heard that your parents were so happy about the joy your birth caused to many people that they called you "Daniel Boon." To society, you know? Lol. Happy day. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Mr. "Skill Cannon." Hope you enjoy many more. Ayaq

Thanks, buddy. You just reminded me that my Xfire handle was "ayaqguyaq100." Believe it or not, "ayaqguyaq," "ayaqguyaq1," and ayaqguyaq10" were already taken!! So, I went with the 100 . . . who in the frick would want a name like "AyaqGuyaq?!" As our eloquent, effervescent, and irascible friend @TBB would say, "Oh, Ayaq? I know Ayaq!" Or something like that. Lol. Ayaq

Reminds me of that "Three Stooges" episode, where Curly is singing to that voluptuous, bosom-y lady, and the three of them were adopted "Little Refugess . . ." Curly, dressed up in shorts (American "shorts," @dadda2, not "pants with a high hem-line") and in his beanie, is singing to the lady, who they called "Mammie." Or was it "Sammy?" "Oh, Sammy, when I think of you, I see the moon over Miami . . . Oh, Sammy, you always dress me in my pajamies . . . Oh, Sammy, (then Moe kicks Curly in the rear and Curly falls into Mammie's (Sammy's) "breast-chasm.") . . . Sammy!!!" You gotta see it (again in Al Pacino voice) to unnerstan'. Watch out for his "little friends." Ayaq

Why not "Thunder Gun" or "Six Cats?" Lol. Ayaq

Alright, @Sammy, the big "5-0," the age where all of your old battle wounds start to hurt when a low-pressure area is coming in, and where you proudly display your "little blue pills" to your date, and--ala Al Pacino in Scarface--exclaim "Say hello to my little friends." Lol. Ayaq

@NumNutz, you got your poppy plants to sprout pizzas, too? Sweet!! Ayaq

Hang in there, buddy. "Grumpy, old codger bastige," huh? That could describe many of the Strapping Gents (?) of >XI<. Lol. Try to find the humor in life to help carry you through the day. My Heaven-dwelling Grandma always told me that every dark cloud has a silver lining. It's always darkest before dawn. Every bad experience in life should teach valuable lessons. Don't find your "next wife" in a bar, because that means she has drinking problems and will likely cheat on you. You know, that kinda stuff. Hang in there Sire Eric, Mrs. Jergen's "Customer-of-the-Month" for April, 2018. Lol. Ayaq

Geez, don't be mean, Ayaq. Ayaq

Hehehahhehewhehehhehehhewehaaweh!! Better laughing emoticon, better laughing emoticon!!! A single "" does not do you justice, Sir BDS, Count of Looks-Back-A-Lot . . ., especially with @PainKiller lurking about and licking his chops. Hail!! Hail!!! No, outside my window, it's hailing right now. Lol. Ayaq

Don't know why my prose "copied over" in black, fixed it . . . Ayaq

Hehehhaehehhehaehheheahaeheha!!! Can someone create an emoticon for when you're really, REALLY laughing!!! Hehheehehehehehehehehehea!! You crack me up, bud. Thank you, Sweet Rose--that's the kinda "atta-boy" I was looking for. Just started the book--in a compulsive flash--last night, after a few (few?) shots of vodka. The book will be solely-based on my experiences with Sasquatches (is that the plural form of "Sasquatch?" @Hoth, help me out, bud) while gold-prospecting along the Nushagak River last summer. Perestroika, glasnost, nyet, da, dacha, vodka, Mikoyan Bureau, Sukhoi, Kalashnikov, etc. I must be part Russian . . . LMAO. I'm a gonna nurse this hang-over of mine with a little more distilled spirits, then get back to writing. Someone stole my headset from beside my Dad's computer (yeah, I know, to what depths shall ye drop before heeding God's call?). I was on TeamSpeak several months ago listening--not talking, the mic musta broke in transit--to the likes of Sweet @ChknFngr, Sweet @Sally, Sweet @BlackRose, Sweet @SGTScott (Yeesh!! Lol, love ya, bud), Sweet @sandradee2, Sweet @dadda2, Sweet @SGTSmeg, Sweet @T-Rat, etc., etc.--you know, the "usual suspects" on FT1. But most of all, listening to my karaoke partner, Sweet @AH1. I couldn't talk, but I could type, and he obliged my type-written requests to sing songs that we used to when I still owned a house in Anchorage. "Every . . . Rose, has it's thorns . . . ." was one of his and I's faves, as we serenaded Sweet Black Rose. "Oh, Sandra . . ., you came, and you took, without giving . . ., and Geoff took you away . . ., oh, Sandra . . ." God rest your soul, buddy, as I know He has. I told you before you're passing that I hope to be messing up your beautiful voice in Heaven someday!!! Come on, now!! Lol. I haven't felt this enthusiastic about anything in quite a while. In a fit of inspiration, I just started writing. As many of you know by now, Ayaq, aka "Paul," has more talents besides his (there goes third-person context again, lol?) rugged, good looks. And a voice that will send crying women heading out to buy new windows and mirrors . . . Love you all, you Strapping Gents (?) of >XI< and Luscious, Lovely Ladies of >XI<. Ayaq

Geez, who's mother you calling a "bitch," @cdsinuk? We don't insult other's mothers here. Sheesh. Ayaq

He's not a candidate for membership, is he (she)? Read my as-yet-unpublished book. Ayaq (third-person context again, lol.) tells no lies, nor casts dispersions of such. Read your post twice, probably one-too-many-times, @cdsinuk. Ayaq

Lol, @deerejon, aka "John, Dear." Patience, young Padoine. I'm thinking about how to structure the dialogue, just starting. The seeds have been planted. Thanks to @T-Rat, who once remarked "Ayaq should write a book." At first, I thought he was being condescending and emasculating. But, upon further reflection, I thought that maybe he was serious. If I ever can ride a rocket, ala Slim Pickens in "Clockwork Orange," you, my brethren and sisteren (sisteren?) of >XI< will profit from Ayaq's generosity and gregarious personality. Lol. Don't worry, a significant portion will go to churches. That's what rich people do, as they lie gasping on their deathbeds: establish charitable foundations and try to "buy their way into Heaven." "Buying ones way into Heaven," in my humble opinion, is not a singular act: it is comprised of selfless acts committed over one's lifetime. Crap, I shoulda become a preacher. Lol. Ayaq