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AyaqGuyaq

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  1. Sounds like a "deja vu" for be, but I had 22 years of faithful mileage "under my belt." I had to spend $7,000 in attorney's fees (Q: What do attorneys and @Unchileno have in common? A: What DON'T they have in common? Lol, JK, Oon-Chillay-No) just to be able to see my kids. This too, shall pass. Like @J3st3rXI said, it probably wasn't meant to be, anyway. I'm actually talking to a woman right now who wants to have my next baby, and we're not even "going" together. She told me any baby I make will be good-looking. (No, it's not who you think it is, @TBB--she is actually here in the same town in which I reside--notice I didn't end with a preposition by not saying "she's here in the same town I'm in?" Hmm? Cleared the grammatical stuff with the likes of @Hoth.) Bottom line, Blackened Crow, hang in there. As hard as it is now, this is part of God's plan. Ayaq
  2. @WeednFeed, please post a picture if any of them coming out looking like @TBB. . . por favor. Lol. Ayaq
  3. You got lots of people praying for your recovery, @Mule. Awwwwwwww!! Awwwwwww!! Ayaq
  4. @Joe Canadian is just down-in-the-dumps lately 'cause Moose-Pimp Extraordinaire TBB raised his moose' hourly rates. And took away Joe's "Frequent Flier" discount privileges on top of that. Lol. Ayaq
  5. Hey, Grandpa Weed: Happy birthday to you, sir. Ayaq
  6. Happy day to you, buddy. Many more too, eh? Ayaq
  7. Hey, Misty Mae, hope you have a great birthday, Sweetheart!! Ayaq
  8. Yeah--thanks, @TBB--thanks A LOT!! LMAO. Someone with less self-confidence, a lower sense of self-esteem, and a diminished flatulence rate would take offense ("offence," if you're @RobMc, aka "Run D.M.C.), but not me, bud!! Welcome to the >XI< forums, Doobie-doobie-doo!! Ayaq
  9. That's a statement an innocent person usually doesn't say, eh? Just observin'. Ayaq
  10. Sweet Run D.M.C., you gotta 'splain to the American-folk that Darlington, on the west coast of Darbyshire, population: 5,672, is well renowned for its "Fox and the Hound" historical activities. Lol--I have no idea, just surmisin'. Bruce Willis must have roots in Darlington: in Die Hard, didn't he say "Tally-ho, mother fuckers!!"? Still "lol-ing." Ayaq
  11. What @TBB, times 56, because, well, you know . . . Happy Delivery Day to your mother!! Ayaq
  12. @sandradee2, aka "Sweet Sandra Anne:" how about a sig of Marilyn Monroe standing over the train cooling vent, you in your white dress and all? Lol. This time, don't pull your dress down!!! Lol, again. Ayaq
  13. Hhehehahhahehehehehhehaehehehhe!! Great one, @RobMc. Instead of "McRib," would you prefer "Run D.M.C.? Lol, bud. Ayaq
  14. ^ | See, Dave, you just got your first one . . . Hey, Captain Dave, any relation to "Super," or "Morgan?" Hmm? "Super Dave," or "Captain Morgan?" Just wonderin'. @bds1961 wanted me to ask for him, anyways. Welcome to the >XI< forums. Ayaq
  15. Hey, @LtLaszlo, my [B1] buddy--Happy birthday to you, Sir Laszlo, Count of Betties-A-Lot. Or was it "Dies-A-Lot?" Harkening back to the [B1] days of yore, bud, with you and @SGTSmeg. Lol. "Swing lowwww . . . Sweet Lasz-lo, coming forth to bring carrion on hommmmme . . . Swing lowwwww . . . Sweet Lasz-lo, coming forth to bring carrion on hommmmme . . ." Or something like that. Happy birthday, Lord Laszlo, Squire of Paints-A-Lot (recalling the pictures of your re-did house. Lol). Ayaq
  16. Happy birthday, Sweet Betty. What @TBB is gonna say, times 25 to the 10th power--because my birthday wishes are invariably genuine and more heart-felt than his. Just confessin'. Ayaq
  17. Awesome post, Sgt. Scottie!! Great day, indeed, especially since you all made it back alive. Ayaq
  18. Hey, Dark Inside, missed the original post yesterday. Hope you had a great birthday, bud. Ayaq P.S. - What @TBB said, +100.
  19. True dat, what @TBB said--pass the eye bleach, please. Incidentally, that's TBB walking away on the right in his pretty pink robe after taking in an eyeful. After bleaching his eyes, he's taking an "eyeful shower." Just observin'. Lol. Hey TBB: Happy Day, you Mother!! Love ya, bud. No, really. Ayaq
  20. Yes, Happy Mother's Day to all of our Luscious, Lovely Ladies of >XI<! And to the Strapping Gents (?) of >XI<: Happy Day, you Mothers!! Lol. Hey @Pimp, if you were a private investigator trailing someone for a while, you would be "Pimpy Long-Stalking." Just sayin'. Ayaq
  21. Don't feel bad, Oreo . . . @TBB had a very similar question several years ago. Remember that song? "Oreo-reo?" Ayaq
  22. Happy birthday. You should take @luke144 for a plane ride . . . Then, you would have "Luke Sky Stalker." Hope your day is great. Ayaq
  23. Flench Flies? Mmmmm . . . Ayaq
  24. Nice post, @djMot!! Very well done; I imagine that those drawings took some time. Ayaq
  25. It looks really well-rounded, Boom-Boom, like it's gone through some melting. Did you try it out first--on yourself--before setting it on the ground, you know, after it melted too much? Hmm? Lol. Ayaq
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