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What @TBB said, +10, 'cause mine is bedder . . . Ayaq

Let's pray for this sinful ignoramus, what you say, Joe? You want Plumped Out Pete to have an affair on his birthday, what you talkin' 'bout, Bart? Lol. Happy day to you, Sir Pete, Lord of Ages-A-Lot. Ayaq

Sorry, Steve-Oh, on two counts: The movie was "Jackass," not "Assholes;" and It is poor McRib, aka @RobMc, who is on the mend, not you. I just got the two of you confused between "physical ailments" and "mental deficiencies;" it is McRib with the physical ailments. I apologize for any inconveniences this may have caused . . . Ayaq

Happy birthday, Sweet @Xalandra. I think it was you, in particular, that ABBA had in mind when they sang "There was something in the air, it seemed, when you smiled at me, Xalandra . . ." Or sumthin' like that. Many more to you, Sweetheart. Ayaq P.S. - Haven't "met" you in-game or on T.S.--I hope you're a lady. I got confused with @TBB, too, so don't feel bad . . .

@bds1961, buddy, you're normally a funny guy, and I so-wanna see the humor ("humour" if you're @Uk300 (happy birthday, by the way) or @RobMc ("McRib") or Sweet @Raven or Even-Sweeter @dadda2, or etc.--fill in the name of your favorite Brit here ______________) behind your particular post. I don't know Painkiller personally, so I'll have to make my comments based on the emancipating and soul-killing posts I've read about him so far . . . Is your post funny because Painkiller has just "dropped trow" in front of her, and she's thinking "they come in mini-mini-sizes?" Is your post funny because she's thinking "I've experienced your 'performance,' and I'm better off doing it myself, so don't even try?" What? What? Pray tell, por favor, Sir BDS, Duke of Shirks-A-Lot. Ayaq P.S. - Pray tell, mon ami (or however @FRENCHI likes to butter you up).

Hey, @HookerHeels, happy birthday!! Hope you got some shiny new pumps to help you with your "pumps." (wink, wink!) Lol. Hope it's (which could be a contraction of "it was") awesome. Ayaq

Hey, Steve-Oh (of "Assholes" fame. Wait, what was that movie where those guys do dumb things and prank each other?), happy birthday, bud. Many more to you, Sir Steve, Lord of Heals-A-Lot. Ayaq

Yeah, Weed, maybe @bds1961 will share his corner with you. Careful with @TBB, though, he usually gets a "frequent flyer discount" from BDS, and will likely ask you to honor the same rates . . . Lol. Congrats, I suppose. Ayaq

It's @KillerKitty's birthday, too? Happy birthday, Sweetheart--you share it with @Timmah!. He likes to share his stuff. Make sure he doesn't share his "stuff" started with "H" and ending with "erpes." Lol. Ayaq

A "pre-emptive spite . . ." I mean, "strike," @Sammy? Julius Caesar's last words were "Et tu, Saaaammmmmyyyy . . .?" What about poor @RobMc, aka "McRib?" He was born on February 29th. They call it "Leap Year" because after McRib was born, his parents jumped off a cliff. Lol. Just kidding, McBud. Ayaq

"Someone's in the kitchen with De-Anna . . ., someone's in the kitchen I know-oh-oh-oh . . ., someone's in the kitchen with De-Anna . . . strumming on the old banjo . . ." Happy day, happy day to you, young lady. Ayaq

What I meant to say was (to steal from @TBB's playbook): "What TBB said, plus 2 integers." Lol. Yeah, Happy birthday, Timmah! Ayaq

Yeah, Happy birthday, @Timmah!!! I usually wish the mothers "Happy Delivery Day," too. Yeah, true story. I'm Ayaq, I would do that kinda thing. And I do. Lol. Hope your day is special, Timmah! Ayaq

Hey, that's @TBB in the back with the cigarette in his mouth!! @bds1961 is wearing the blindfold, and the others are @SGTScott (darn can't pull up names with the "@" symbol anymore)--holding the other end of the flag, @TSW on the back right, and wait . . . @Little Old Man on the back left, looking surreptitiously available for the cameraman? It's LOM's birthday, so maybe . . . Lol. Ayaq

Hey, @KingStinger!--what @TBB said, multiplied by no-less-than a factor of 1,000,000. Therefore, my birthday wish to you is better than his . . . Lol. Happy birthday, bud. Ayaq

Hey, Buffalo, happy birthday to you, bud. Wasn't there a song about you, or sumptin'? "Buffalo Cody, won't you come out tonight . . ., come out tonight . . ., come out tonight, Buffalo Cody won't you come out tonight . . ." Or something like that. But, I'm sure it was written for you, in particular. Hope your day is awesome. Ayaq

BDS, bud, you want us to send you Vaseline because you're expecting a visit from the California governor and his cronies, what? Use "Crisco" shortening if you're hard up, bud--@TBB said it works just fine. McRib, bud, give that advice to BDS when the governor and his cronies come to visit him. LMAO. Sorry, guys. Our Prudhoe Bay oil fields are amongst the largest proven reserves in the country, yet all of our crude oil gets shipped via oil tankers (Exxon Valdez, anyone?) to California or Texas--depending on who has available refining capacity--to get refined, whereby they ship the resulting gasoline and other fuel products back to Alaska for resale. @bds1961, you wanna share some of that Crisco? Ayaq

We just won our second 6 vs. 6 Clan Battle in a row, even though one of our members didn't play (Sal Morales). We've only played 2 Battles so far, and we're batting 100. Come on, come all!! (Read about which Angry Birds 2 clan above.) Ayaq

GPA's in two colleges, one in each state? Hmm? If'n those be "dollars per gallon" gasoline prices, they are relatively cheap, by Alaska standards . . . Lol, "Blues Clues," I'm just joshin' you, man. Ayaq

Still lookin' for you Sweet members to join my Angry Birds 2 clan--I was promoted to Leader. Come on, now!!! Who . . . is . . . their . . . Daddy . . .? Ayaq

Hey, @Skuld-ee, happy birthday, Sweetheart. Ayaq

What makes America great--in my opinion, and in my opinion only--is that we are indeed the "melting pot" for the world. "Give me your tired, your poor, your wretches, etc. (or something like that. Lol. We got @TBB--ONE TOO MANY WRETCHES!!!)." Our soldiers fight hard for this beloved country of ours. Soldiers from all denominations and skin color. They're happy to be here, and have proven to risk their lives for it. I tried to join the United States Marine Corps right outta high school to serve my country, but my perforated eardrum got me (got me?) disqualified. The Japanese and Nazis (notice I didn't say "Germans;" it was the frickin' psycho-Nazis that started the crap, and Hitler was Austrian, not German) didn't have a chance once the Great U. S. of A. got involved. Our sheer industrial might and brave fighting souls won the day, along with our never-say-die Brit, Canadian, and Australian allies. Some idiot once said here that the Russians coulda beat the Nazis by themselves. Without America's help, our staunchest allies--the Brits--would been starved and bombed into submission. America lost tens of thousands of lives trying to ship food and materials ("materieles," if you're French-Canadian) to the United Kingdom. I truly believe that the gutsy Brits--who twice tried to take us back, but we love them anyway--wouldn't have surrendered, either. What's cool, now, is that the Brits are always the first to "have America's back," and vice-versa. We love you, man!!! We stopped making cars and other durable goods to crank out tanks, bombers, fighter-planes, and soldiers to combat evil. With Britain bombing Germany by night, and the Americans bombing by day, the Nazis couldn't spare the air defense ("Defence" if you're Brit or Aussie) resources that they direly needed on the Russian front. The Russians enjoyed air superiority on Germany's "Eastern Front" because all of the Messerschmidt ME-109's, Focke-Wulfe 190's, ME-262 "Swallows," Arrado 234's, Heinkel 188's, etc. (might have numbers wrong--who cares, as long as you get the point?) were busy defending against the Boeing B-17 Flying Fortresses, Boeing B-24 Liberators, Avro Lancasters, North American P-51 Mustangs, P-47 Thunderbolts, DeHavilland Mosquitos, etc. "Enter" key doesn't work, anymore (just now), so I can't add spacing, so gotta stop educational diatribe here. Ayaq

@TBB, @SGTSmeg, @tsw 8.5, @bds1961, @HookerHeels, etc., can make your "services" useful, Pimp. Welcome to the >XI< forums. Ayaq

Prayers out, Pete. Trust in God. Ayaq

Hey, Eric, I'm a prayin' and believin' man, I'll say a prayer for you and your Dad. Paul