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Leave it up the great U. S. of A. to sink that beast and fight the war on two fronts, too. Like the legendary (legendary?) Sly Stallone said: "He drew first blood, not me . . ." Yee-haw, you Yanks? And Southern Yanks, too? Ayaq

LMAO, @Elvis9--GREAT POST!! Ayaq

Hey, English-Bob, my ROTU Zombie 2.2.2. buddy--happy birthday. Ayaq

Happy Day, Happy Day. We appreciate your work. Ayaq

Lol, @TBB. Kept forgetting that my young son knew how to pick the lock when me and my ex-wife were "talking about bills" in our bedroom. He would usually have his younger sister in tow, sucking on her "paci," asking if Mom was okay 'cause he heard noises. That's why we always had a comforter at the handy for a quick disappearing act. Shoulda put in a dead-bolt, in hindsight. Our usual response was that she was only giving Daddy a "massage." He frowned, though, 'cause he knew he always had his massage face down. Lol. Nice (albeit rare) funny post, bud. Lol, again. Ayaq P.S. - "I love you, man!!! (Budweiser commercial. Give me your damn beer!)

Hey, Corpse-See!! Happy birthday to you, Sir Corpse-See, Duke of Laughs-A-Lot. Many more, bud. Ayaq

The Romans also gave us Benito Mussolini, "El Duce," with an apostrophe above the "e." Just professin'. Ayaq

I like your disposition, @7Toes. Make sure you don't lose your "big" toes--you need those for balance. Ayaq

@7Toes, second cousin (twice-removed) to "Camel." Happy birthday to you, sir, and have many more while you're at it. Ayaq

Yeah, thanks, @Trailrtrash, same to you, bud. He has indeed risen!! God bless you precious ladies and gents, again. Ayaq P.S. - And @TBB.

Happy birthday to the "Bane of our Existence!" Make it frickin' awesome. Ayaq

Don't see you yet, @BlackRose. Sweet @AthenA, come join us, Sweetheart . . . Ayaq

We have a Clan Battle in 4 hours--join our "Three Musketeers" clan with me ("Falcon Falcon") and @Jeroen v.2 ("Buck von Squeek"). Me and Jerome are both Co-Leaders, and there are 5 in the clan so far . . . Ayaq

That's wonderful news, Burt. Ayaq

Welcome, Yakuza. Ayaq

Sweet @BlackRose, click on the bottom-right "Y" flag, hit "Join a Clan," then "Search Clans" for "Three Musketeers." Me, @Jeroen v.2 ("Jerome"), and two others are in there. Our Clan Power is 1751, and you, Sweetheart, will bring our numbers up to 5. Then, we'll be able to play in the next Clan Battle. Will be looking for you!! Ayaq

I'll be on as soon as I complete my alcohol outpatient program and find a J-O-B, bud. I miss you, too. Anyone else wanna come join me and @Jeroen v.2 in the Angry Birds 2 "Three Musketeers" clan, Gold Level? I'm "Falcon Falcon" and Jerome is "Bucky von Squeek (sic)." The "sic" means that it should be "Squeak;" I checked with @Hoth. Lol. We need some Luscious, Lovely Ladies of >XI< in there. Sweet @Icequeen? Sweet @BlackRose Sweet @SandraAnne? Sweet @TBB? Shucks, can't add any more "@" names. Hope to see you in there. We can insult each other in team chat, too. Lol. Ayaq

Okay, I'll be looking for you, Jerome. Anyone else wanna come in? We need at least 5 members for Clan vs. Clan Battles. Come on, Sweethearts. Ayaq

There are like 5 clans called "The Musketeers." Mine only has 3 members: Me ("Falcon Falcon"), Concha, and Jet Swanson. See you in there, bud. Ayaq

I'm in the "Gold League" as "Falcon Falcon." Concha and Jet Swanson need more to enlist for Clan Battles . . . Any Beautiful Ladies of >XI< wanna join me? Look forward to complimenting and harassing you there, too. Lol. Ayaq

But Damaged_Inc., what's Gumpie gonna tell him? Hee-hee, sorry, Gumpie, gosh-darned Beelzebub made me do it!! Ayaq

The only time, bud, that you can associate the word "blubber" with me is when I've had too much too drink, think I'm the smartest man in the world, and then proceed to try convince everyone around me that I, dear sir, indeed am. That's when I blubber. I'm actually considered a genius in some circles. True, they're pretty small circles, but (in Yoda voice), nonetheless circles, they are. Ayaq P.S. - How's your congealing process? Did they up your daily dose of arsenic? Prozac? Mycoxafloppin? Lol.

Happy birthday!!! Maybe it's time you traded in your belt for bona fide, jen-you-ine paddle . . . @Belted ---> <---@Athena

Sweet @BlackRose, maybe if you weren't so damn hot, it would work fine. Wish I had something constructive to offer, Sweetheart, but good luck. Ayaq

Hey, you Strapping Gents (?) of >XI< and Luscious, Lovely Ladies of >XI<, I just wanted to take a moment to say "God bless you." I love you Strapping Gents (?) and Luscious Ladies, and I felt the inspiration just now. That's all. Ayaq