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Well, well, well (sung like Cindi Lauper in the "We Are the World" benefit-song), @Ravenis celebrating his birthday, eh? Raven is well known for giving toy boats as presents to young boys, so one of his nomenclatures is "Lord Raven, Count of Give-A-Ship." Since he is also remembered as one who made sure that the kids were snuggled in their beds at nighttime, he is further known as "Count Raven, Duke of Gives-A-Tuck." Happy birthday to you, Sir Raven. Ayaq

Hey Bosun, upon first glance at your picture (which is very beautiful and tastefully-done, sir), all I could think of was the Disney classic "1,001 Dalmatians." Take another look at your picture . . . Lol. What was the original topic again? Ayaq

Yeah, all you Nederlander-ers: Sweet Ice Cream, aka @Icequeen, doesn't much care for your collective "Dutch Treats." Something about you guys leaving a bad taste in her mouth, or something. Just tryin' to defend you, Sweetheart. Ayaq

LMAO, @TBB--see what you did!!!!??? @HookerHeels, bud (or buddess? Need input!! Johnny No. 5 needs input!!!!), what Kickn is trying to say is that, even though it's not his much-preferred gender, he will still associate with females, if'n indeed you be "femalian (just made up my own word!!)" in nature. You might wanna give us more info, like, do you sport 6" stilettos or do you prefer pumps or walking shoes, which corner your frequent (in case @Jeroen v.2, aka "Jerome," wants to hobble over to you in his own stilettos to compare notes and such), if your heart is broken by a "promise I'll call you tomorrow," but the call never comes, etc., etc. Funny how mad they get--and what kinda excuses you can come up with--when they say "You were supposed to call me!!!" the next time you see them. Well, enough 'bout Jerome. Have fun in the forums and on the >XI< servers. With a name like yours, I'm sure you'll be popular. @SGTSmeg sent me a P.M. ("Private Message") yesterday saying that he wishes he woulda thunk of the name first. "SmegmaOnHookerHeels," or something like that. He said it was too long. Lol. Ayaq

Nice into, Hooker. With a handle like "HookerHeels," you'll probably feel right at home here in the >XI< forums. We have a few "Strapping Gents (?) of >XI<" that have been rumored to work the cobble-stone streets of Boston, Toronto, and the whole state of Pennsylvania that might share something in common with you. Welcome to the forums. Ayaq

Lol, Vossie, when I first read it, I thought it said "Edible." I thought you were trying to push under-garments, or something like that. @YACCster - You shoulda posted a pic of the "after report," where you had a big paint ball splatter right in the middle of your face mask. That was funny! Ayaq

Wow, Funky, nice and saucy response! You've been hanging 'round these parts too much. Lol. I can imagine @J3st3rXI's laugh, too, as his "Kick FUNky" initiated-vote passes by an unanimous vote. Ayaq P.S. - Yes, you Cretans, it's "an unanimous." Ask @Hoth, who is less of a Cretan. P.P.S. - LMAO. Felt good to call you guys "Cretans." P.P.S. - Hehehheheheheeehheahheheheha!!

Wow, Count Dukoo, that is perhaps the most warming and heart-felt "Welcome to the Forums" welcome that I've ever seen. Hell, I feel like re-introducing myself. Lol. If, for nuthin' else, to see @TBB post "Ayaq? Ayaq?? Who in da c-ck s-cking sh-it is Ayaq???!!!" Oh, and by-the-way, welcome to the >XI< forums, @Randomag1. Ayaq

@RIP>XI<, bud, I'm surprised no wise-arse around here hasn't commented yet about you finally getting a little "pussy." Your post is relatively young, though, but it'll come--the comment, that is. Just gotta wait for it . . . Ayaq P.S. - Cute animals.

After 15 years of "trying," you must be tired. Did you sleep and get food in between sessions? Hmm? Lol. I'm just kidding. Congratulations on your new blessing. Ayaq

Ho-ho-ho!!! Happy birthday to our favorite >XI< member named "FRENCHI!!!" Much like I ask my only daughter "Hi, how's my favorite daughter?" "Dad, I'm your ONLY daughter." "Okay, then that also makes your my worse daughter . . ." Lol. Ayaq

Sweet @Angelz, me thinketh thou doth protest too much . . . Empty servers are great to practice timing your grenade throws, learning the map, seeing how far you can walk out on the ledge before falling, etc., etc. And besides, you'll be there to welcome the other "re-directees" and get that server smokin'. Happy New Year, Sweetheart. Ayaq

Okay, what Joe said, -3, to not only cancel his and @TBB's "votes," but to cast one in the other direction. I noticed Joe has been pretty quiet lately--must be rutting season in "Hoser Country," eh? Lol. Wasn't it in the Canadian movie "Strange Brew" where the phrase "Take off, you Hoser!" was first introduced to the unsuspecting world, in the mid-80's? Any-hoo, Happy Day-After-Christmas, everyone. TBB? TBB?? Who in the flying f -- ck is TBB???!!! LMAO. How's that, buddy? Ayaq

Happy birthday, Mot!! "Oh Merry Mot, Mot, Mot, . . . See what he's got, got, got . . . He's got some friends, friends, friends . . . All up 'n down the lot, lot, lot . . ." Ayaq

Yeah, brand @Mule with a red-hot iron in the shape of an "8" on his left butt-cheek. To go along with the "hand print" branded on his right. Lol. Awwwwwwwww!!! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! Merry Christmas Mule, and the rest of you. Ayaq

@Hoth, maybe she can cook? Too? Lol. It's all aboot the personality, doon't ya know (said in best Saskatchewan accent)? Ayaq

What Frenchi said, TIMES a factor of at least 10,000,000,000. Pfft. @TBB with his measly "+1." TBB? TBB who? Lol. Merry Christmas, all of you Lovely Lady Angels of >XI< and Strapping Gents (?) of >XI<! Ayaq

Hey, hey, @PimpedOutPete--could be in Alaska, don't you know (said in my best Minnesotan accent). Ayaq

JD, sorry for my lateness, bud--hope your birthday was awesome. Ayaq

"Idiot" is right. It's "an idiot." Idiot. Lol. Ayaq

Happy anniversary, you two!!! Here's to at least 37 more . . . Ayaq

Hey, @Gatorgirl? First off, Happy birthday again. Second off, there was a post in the Shout Box about @WildPenguinreleasing a sequel to your "Gator Girl Gone Wild!!" video. If you check, you'll see that these posts were indeed made--didn't get the name, though. Lol. Love you two? Won't leave scars or nasty limps? Lol. Love you two strong women. Ayaq

"You fought all the way, Insane-Reb, Insane-Reb . . ., you fought all the way, Insane-Reb . . ." Any "Johnny Horton" fans here? No? Well, any-hoo, happy birthday, Insane-Reb. Ayaq

Can't wait to see the video from Gator Guy: "Gator Girl Gone Wild!" Lol. Happy birthday to you, GG. Ayaq

Hey, Scrappy, my first (don't we all remember our "first?" Hmm?) and original >XI< Sweetheart. How's Florida treating you? The next time the Alaska Railroad offers you a job serving customers on the passenger trains, take it!!! Those passengers tip very well--I know I did. Ask @SGTSmeg--trip of a lifetime. Happy birthday, Sweetie. Ayaq