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AyaqGuyaq

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  1. Looks like there is just enough room for your "magnum" butt-plug, Sweet @hxtr. Lol. Nice gun collection--just in time for the zombie apocalypse, brought on (no doubt) by all the "chem-trails" you keep squelching about. Ayaq
  2. Nice intro in the >XI< forums Kill. Ayaq
  3. Lol, @Kill. Coupla new ones for me. Question for you, sir: How do you keep a blithering, drooling dolt in suspense? Any guesses? Answer for you, sir: I'll tell you tomorrow. Lol, yet again? Ayaq
  4. Has anyone simply asked Sweet @dadda2to stop spamming all of ye? Lol. Something's rotten in Denmark--which of our >XI< brethren live in Denmark? Ayaq
  5. Hey, Mummbly--Happy birthday, buddy!! Ayaq
  6. Johnny Knox, aka "@JNashvilleXI," maybe they were complaining about what you were doing with your "hoo-hoo" in plain view, while waving your bottle of Mrs. Jergen's lotion with the other hand. I don't know, just surmisin' . . . Lol. Ayaq
  7. Lol, you haven't read enough of my posts to know that was joking. I know next-to-nothing about MC, but it's one of my daughter's faves. Ayaq
  8. Geez, @RobMc, aka "McRib," if we didn't "tease" @hxtr from time-to-time (okay then, ALL the time!!), it would mean we didn't love him. Wow, Hexter, buddy, it must have sucked being a teenager and stoned when you knew your Dad was coming home soon. Lol. Ayaq
  9. @Rickfried, maybe they voted to banish you while you were gone? I don't know, just wonderin' . . . Ayaq
  10. @FUNky, bud, "cleansing" would be more like it. @SGTSmeg, bud-sir (bud-sir?), you can't go wrong with a Ford, baby!! @RobMc, aka "McRib," I don't believe it was "Wally" that @Hxtr was so good at finding in the crowd . . . Lol. Ayaq
  11. Lol, Sweet @hxtr, I'll bet you were good at finding that guy in a red-and-white-striped shirt in the crowd, too (can't remember the character's name off-hand). You had all of us looking. I noticed that his dash could use some "Armor All (trademark)," too. Ayaq
  12. You found the "missing link" sleeping in your bed, Mr. Dos? That bed must have been "just right," as opposed to being "too hard" or "too soft." Now, I gotta go find some bleach for my eyeballs . . . Ayaq
  13. Condolences out to you and your family, FBI. She sounds like she had a big, loving heart. People like that go to a really, really good place. Grandmas are special--I know mine was. Ayaq
  14. Happy birthday!!! Party like it's 1999!!! Ayaq
  15. Hey, Mr. John, Dear, is having a birthday . . . Happy birthday, bud!!!! Many more to ye, sir. Ayaq
  16. Hehahahehahahahehahah!! Great ones, @tsw 8.5, all of 'em. Ayaq
  17. (in my @TBB voice, which is not dissimilar from Yoda's) "What @FRENCHI said, +1, divided by 2, and multiplied by the square root of 3." Or something like that. Lol. Ayaq
  18. Coop, Shoopa-Doop, Shoopa-Shoopa-Shoopa-Doop . . . Happy birthday!! Ayaq
  19. Looks like big, fat-ass butt-cheeks to me, Dos, seriously. Those'll do, too. Lol. Ayaq
  20. AyaqGuyaq

    Yo!

    Lol, Pengy, you tell him, Sweetheart!! Nice post, Justice League, welcome to the >XI< forums. Ayaq
  21. They showed respect, awesome. Untold leve1ls
  22. Geez, I only checked out the post 'cause I thought desecration was 'goin on--for real. Nice thread title. Ayaq
  23. Humna, humna . . . Lol, did you see that run up and slap her ass, then run away? I don't know, but I'm guessing that @NumNutzjust dropped her off . . . Whew. Ayaq
  24. Count @Dukoo, sir, he's asking about the price of admission, not about the price-list of your personal, dark-alley "offerings." Lol. Ayaq
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