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Nah, there ain't no cool people here . . . Lol, JK, you crazy bastiges and bastige-esses. Ayaq

Lol, Pistol-packin', cigar-chompin', camel-whippin' gas-stealin' Pete!! Sweet performance by both dog and trainer. Can you imagine some of us fat and old mo-fo's panting and wheezing, trying to keep up with the damn dog--with a bottle of Jack in one hand and a bong in the other? No, us, not the dog . . . Lol. Ayaq

Yeah, Sammy, what @TBB said, +3!!! The >XI< family appreciates all of the work you do for the servers. Hope your day is (was? I didn't see your birthday post, either) absolutely awesome. Ayaq

Great fish, Lead!!! Umm, aren't the hypodermic syringes supposed to go into your veins, and not in your knuckles? That's the way they do it in the movies anyway. Lol. "Needle Finger?" Ayaq

Sounds like a marriage-counseling thread--cheating gets you divorced!! lol. Ayaq

Truly a blessing. Won't be long before you gotta "stash your stash." Lol, kids grow up really, REALLY FAST, so get as many hugs and kisses in there while they're still utterly helpless. I miss my kids as babies, all 'cept for diaper duty (dooty?) You getta change your baby's diapers when they come into this world, and they getta change yours on your way out. Just kidding, they'll probably just let me starve so I won't be "regularly regular." Wait, you Lady Asylum, you, how'd you manage to get me going on that particular tangent? You gotta blame someone, for it would be un-American not to, Sigh. Lol. Ayaq P.S. - It's difficult to type with a broken pinky finger. Damned ice in Alaska. Consarned distilled spirits while walking on that ice in Alaska . . .

Cool build, JShirey. I was looking at your castle and couldn't help but notice the guy taking a dump in one of your parapets . . . I don't play Mine Craft (daughter does, though)--when someone drops a load In your castle, is that you refer to as "griefing?" Just wonderin'. Ayaq

Holy crap, Wild, no words can even come close--no parent should ever have to bury one of their children. Heart-wrenching news, buddy. She looks like she was a "good-souled person:" you can see it in her smile and in her eyes. Heaven indeed gained another angel, and I pray for your and your family's strength, and a belief that you'll see her again in Heaven some day. Every parent's worst nightmare. Hang tough for those that need your support, but allow yourself to grieve--I believe that it is perfectly fine for a grown man to cry. Geez, I wish that I could take away some of your pain. God bless you. Ayaq

Hey, Steve-O, hope you have a wonderful birthday, bud. Ayaq

Couldn't read it, Nom de Lafayette Frenchi... Can you post in English? Do you understand the words that are coming outta my mouth? Lol. Ayaq

I'd like a membership to "Drunken Dough-heads," @Nice_Guy, you wearer-of-sparkling, new >XI< tags-you. Welcome again to da club. Some of your joke posts are really funny: Knock it off with the not-so-funny ones, eh? Lol. Ayaq

(Milky Way commercial) "No REGERTS?!?!" I like that particular commercial, BTW. Ayaq

Hey, Stinger, happy birthday, bud. Ayaq

Nice intro, Shelby--welcome to the >XI< forums. Ayaq

Bummer, Mr. Weezer. By the way, thank you for your service to your country, sir. I tried to join the U.S. Marine Corps when I was 17, but my perforated eardrum got me disqualified. Ayaq

I think it was a great drop, myself, regardless of who ordered it or who should be ordering it. I value human life, but not the lives of those that think it's perfectly okay to kill innocent people. Oops, didn't mean to stray into the political arena. Ayaq

Lol, Raisin, I had to read your post twice because I thought you weren't playing many PC games because of "adultering." Nice post--welcome to the >XI< forums. Ayaq

Lol. Ow, my burning eyes!!! At least he came prepared--he has his baskets in the back to hold a half-rack each on his daily trip to the ABC store (note: we call them "liquor stores" here in Alaska). Yeah @spinpuppy, I have the same question that @TBB asked: You would know that Beers wears a pink thong hooooooowwwwwwwww . . . ? You crazy guys and guy-esses. Ayaq

Indeed, Ghost Looper, Happy Easter to all of you. Ayaq P.S. - Edited to add that I was a gonna type "Ghost Doofus," but opted instead for "Ghost Looper." Ayaq is a nice guy that likes to talk about hisself in the third-person context. Lol. Ayaq

Good luck to you, @hxtr, bud. Don't scare your customers and potential customers away, though, by talking about your gay-midget porn and butt-plug collections. Just suggestin' . . . Lol. (In Cheech Marin voice) You can do it, Pato!!!! Ayaq

Lol, a "knifing perk" so Un-Chilay-No's teammates can run by him and knife him just to make sure he's dead. Whatta team, whatta team!!! LMAO. Ayaq

Welcome to the >XI< clan, John 3:16--er, Romans 3:23. Ayaq

Beautiful young lady, Trailer. Her mother must be absolutely gorgeous. Just sayin'. Lol. Ayaq

Welcome to the club, Lug. Ayaq

I guess "congratulations" are in order, MarkOff. From your distant brother, "Jack." (Hmph, hmph!) Ayaq