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That was his first one. Would hate--yes, indeed I would--to see his "current" one. Lol. Ayaq

"John, John, the grey goose is gone, and the fox is with the Stinko, Stinko, Stinko . . . I said, John, John, the grey goose is gone . . ." Anyone remember that song besides me? Hmm? Or was it "The fox is in the town-o, town-o, town-o . . .?" Hmm. Welcome to the >XI< forums, Stinko. Ayaq

Yo, @Frenchi, all you're missing is your Napoleon Bonaparte hat!! And, you gotta wear a jacket so you can tuck your right hand inside the slit!! And, you . . . Lol. Nice pic, bud. Ayaq

Nice intro, Angel59, welcome to the >XI< forums. I seem to recall nading you several times . . . "Hamsterland." Good one, Beers. Lol. Ayaq

That's great news, Big Papa Joe. The only thing that comes to mind is "The Good Lord provides." Stiff upper lip, bud. Ayaq

Hehhehaheheheaheheha, Un-Chilay-No!! First time I saw that clip. I honestly thought the fight was real until the midget cops showed up. I laughed hard when the midget paramedics dropped the guy on the stretcher. Heheahaehaehaeahe!! That was funny. No disrespect to midgets, however, because they are people, too. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Duc, sir. We appreciate your work--as well as the other usual suspects'--work on behalf of us dummies . . . I mean, "Idiots." Ayaq

Happy Birthday, @Hxtr, you son-of-a-maraca!! "Let's Make Health Care Great Again!!" Or, maybe not. I hope you have a wonderful day, bud. Ayaq

Welcome to the >XI< forums, Personal. Watch out for what Sweet @Athena means when she says "It's always nice to play with you." They say the most wicked of souls usually have the nicest of smiles. . . Just warnin'. Lol. Ayaq

Nice intro, Mule. Welcome to the >XI< forums. Ayaq P.S. - Awwwwwww!!! Awwwwwwww!!! Lol.

Scrip, what da )*&^%#! is up with the face mask? You gettin' ready to hold up another bank, what da? Lol. Ayaq

That was funny. Man, he doesn't care much for the French, does he? The only segment I didn't care for was how he "dissed" America for the bombing of Pearl Harbor. I was at the Pearl Harbor memorial, and I made it a point to read every single name at the memorial. The "center" of the globe happens, in my humble opinion, to revolve around the U. S. of A., and not "His Majesty" Donald Frump. Just sayin'. Ayaq

Sweet @Angelz, don't be a-lyin' now--you couldn't click on the post fast enough. The only one that clicked faster than you was @IceQueen, aka "Sweet Ice Cream." Crazy ladies. @Hxtr came in third. Ayaq

Hi, ho, the derry-oh, what? Lol, "No more Mr." Nice_Guy. Ayaq

Crazy Aussies. Lol. Love ya, Crazy @Hellkid and Crazy @Bosun. Question: How come the Crazy Aussies are driving on the "wrong" side of the road? Sheesh. Ayaq P.S. - Nice post, Mr. Cod.

@Icequeen, aka "Sweet Ice Cream," like Austin Powers said, "Oh, behave!!!" Or was it "Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?" I can't remember. I'm almost (no, I'm not!) as old as Sweet Mr. Dos. Lol. There're no holding-of-the-tongues allowed here, young lady. Shag-alicious? Crikey. You crazy ladies and lady-esses. The human race thanks you precious ladies. Guys are such wimps (Oh, I have the flu! Oh, my back hurts! Oh, I stubbed my toe! Etc., etc.) such that, if it were up to us to propagate the human species, we woulda been extinct many millennia ago. True dat, gents? Any gents here? Lol. I am the proud father of a son in college (near Boston, Massachusetts, USA) and a "Straight A" daughter in her freshman year in high school. I was there when both were born, and the doctors were more concerned about me--it seemed--than her. I was really pale during one birth, puked during the second. Beautiful experiences, really. Childbirth is a miracle. You ladies rock!!! Guys are wimps. Lol. Ayaq

HERnia? HERetic? HERoin? Lol. And those are just off the toppa my head. Maybe I'll consult our illustrious "Mr. Webster" to see what kinda damage "HERs" have caused us over the millennia. Lol. Drink some more coffee. Oops, sorry, wrong one . . . That's the one I meant. Or (snickering), maybe not . . . Ayaq

Sweet @Angelz, so where does HERpes come from? Hmm? Lol. Ayaq

Happy birthday, XtremeDistance. Hope your day is fantastic. Ayaq

Lol, "Welcome, baby." Welcome to the >XI< forums, Tim. Ayaq

Heheahhehaeahahehaeh!! A rare gem from you, Mr. @Nice_Guy, sir. Heheahehahahaehaehe! Priceless. Ayaq

@RobMc, aka "McRib:" First of all, congrats again on your sparkling and brand-new >XI< tags. Secondly, pray tell, sir, what in the #$%#@! is a "bairn?" Ayaq

Great intro, Bish. Welcome to the >XI< forums. Ayaq

Wasn't that one of the lyrics from Dr. Hook; i.e., "Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones?" Just reminescin'. . . Lol, good one, TSW. Ayaq

My ex-wife used to like to talk to me during sex. I always hated it when she called me from her hotel room. Ayaq P.S. - @AngelZ, Sweetheart, you were told you had a "natural eye?" I certainly hope they're natural--just sayin'. Lol.