TheLastColdBeer

Yep, it was closer to 20 for me, but I never clean anything out. My main folder is jammed. Last time I swept it out I tossed a stock .iwd and can't play mpHarbor anymore. Too lazy to re-install. My COD2 came on 6 cd's. I think our ci's were Window's fault anyway. The floor shook & the walls cracked the minute he put "Admin" after his name. Right Rahm?.....I mean Blago......d'oh!...Window! I get you guys all confused.

Oh Spanky, didn't know the sights were set on you. Oh well, attention is attention, gotta luv it. I kinda enjoy shooting Spank while he's cooking one. The explosion covers his corpse. Cum get sum!!!

Heineken? Oh my, that just won't do. No, not at all. At least they mentioned John Smiths bitters in the vid. Have to visit a company store if all you are offered is heinie in the free pubs. Thanks for the Thornbridge tip, probably rarer than hen's teeth here, but I'll give it a go!

Nade only w/unlimited nades? Ohhhhhh, the mind reels.

ESB, like my beer with flavor! Mostly drink high hop content pale ale's & Ipa's. When we were in London, it broke my heart how good the draughts were. You have no idea how good you have it in England (beer wise). It would crush you to come here and have to order a Miller lite on draft......ick!. Our craft beer is finally getting somewhere, and you can get a good draft of beer, but you have to look for it. Still rather be sitting in Kensington, having a pint of Fullers, freshly pulled, watching the crowds go by........sigh.

Lol, "them tossers". I'd remember that England is on the world stage, and there are things the British do better than anyone else. Putting on spectacle and ceremony is a forte of the UK. Been nice if they would have fired HMS Belfast's six-inchers in salute, but ya can't have everything. Cheers! Gonna have to pop a pint of Fullers today while watching.

Yep, I've managed to wear the enamel off the back of my upper front teeth. Dentist wants to reduce all these teeth & cap them. Plus wear an anti-grinding device at night. Doc, you wouldn't suppose my overbite has finally allowed my upper & lower teeth to mesh would you? He grumbles, because he told me I needed this done a decade ago....lol Love when they look at how much insurance money you have left, then decide what NEEDS to be done immediately.

I support that Dean, but so much of our base production has left. Don't think I could get through a day without parts made in China. Sad, but true. BTW, took me awhile, but I got my wife to look at where things are made, and she now makes choices based on that. If I got at least one person to take notice, a difference has been made.

Bass line brings a smile......

No hxtr, cut n' paste! If I typed all that there would be a thousand typos & grammar errors.

When I was working on my own, I didn't carry dental. Everything came out of my pocket, so I was a little choosy what got done. Cracked wisdom teeth? Pull em'! One upper molar cracked, and I had it pulled. Now (15 years later) every dentist I encounter wants to build a bridge to cover that lost back tooth. Oh, the lower teeth will move, space themselves improperly.....yadda...yadda. Just clean the choppers doc, and I'll see ya in six months. Lol Harry, my first crown came about from an infected filling. Root canal & crown, and I told Dr. Gillespie I didn't want a thousand dollar tooth. It topped $1100, and we all had a good laugh, cause' he kept his word, it wasn't a grand.

I had tears for a bit....seeping into the most private of eyes...cock eggs..grot bags... What the Brits can do to the English language.

Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, So I accepted. Here are the scorecards from the event: Chili # 1 -- Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili Judge # 1 - A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 2 - Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild Judge # 3 - Holy ****, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy. Chili # 2 -- Arthur's Afterburner Chili Judge # 1 - Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. Judge # 2 - Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge # 3 - Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. Chili # 3 -- Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili Judge # 1 - Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans. Judge # 2 - A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers. Judge # 3 - Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting ****-faced from all of the beer. Chili # 4 -- Bubba's Black Magic Judge # 1 - Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. Judge # 2 - Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili. Judge # 3 - I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. bitch is starting to look HOT -- just like this nuclear waste I'm eating. Is chili an aphrodisiac? Chili # 5 -- Linda's Legal Lip Remover Judge # 1 - Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. Judge # 2 - Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. Judge # 3 - My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks. Chili # 6 -- Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety Judge # 1 - Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers. Judge # 2 - The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic Superb. Judge # 3 - My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I **** myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. She must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone. Chili # 7 -- Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili Judge # 1 - A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. Judge # 2 - Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. Judge # 3 - You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like **** to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, its too painful. Screw it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach. Chili #8 -- Tommy's Toe-Nail Curling Chili Judge # 1 - The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. Judge #2 - This final entry is a good, balance chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor dude, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili.

Blondie, Romantics, The Cars, The Jam, Buzzcocks, Ramones, AC-DC, Kinks, Pretenders, Bangles, Clash, etc.....all on my nano as I treadmill. Gary Allen, Mavericks, Soundgarden, Tom Petty, Heart, Pearl Jam, Stones, Police, Warren Zevon, and.....oh my, even Elvis. I do rotate things to keep it interesting.

Lol, howdy Qball, and welcome to the forums.

Cheese is right Dean, better stick a couple more threads out there.

Welcome aboard DJ. Slap on some tags & open fire!

lol, might as well be Mitt Romney, after his comments. Looks like London is throwing another world class party. Wish we were there.

LOL, thnx P-man & Bama! Mechanica was one of my favorite maps too. Couldn't get to a window without RangerDC bashing you. OK, P-man, how did you get your images to display @ original size?

I'll agree w/Shamu. The board of trustees need to get off their collective asses and show the level of concern needed. Where is the uproar from the board & the Alumni? They're supposed to be on top of things, not sitting by the wayside, collecting a check.

lol, WDA was We Die Alot. First clan I was ever in. Great bunch of guys, and we still stay in touch. Never moved out of CODUO, so the clan faded away. As far as #1 spot, I still can rise to the occasion, but spend too much time laughing & chatting in game. That's a score killer, but much more fun. Cya's in game!

Ohhhh Bob, somebody needs some nair, or a hot wax. Any cling-on issues? Single ply paper just can't be tough enough. Oh yeah, Happy Birthday Keres! Trying to hold breakfast down as I type......

The NCAA is a sanctioning body. Not a legal jurisdiction. There are too many hard working innocents that are being punished because of Sandusky's actions. Since when does a civilian organization claim the power to levy fines, especially on this scale. Penn State can, and will, move on from this unfortunate event. As far as the football program goes, it can fall by the wayside, temporarily or permanently. The board of directors need to decide what is important to Penn State & the college students of Pennsylvania.

Little Toot, before XI

JohnnyDos before tags! Oh my...