TheLastColdBeer

OK SlowFry, added you. Don't go cutting your throat just yet........ BTW, need another chess lesson?

Didn't see the earlier thread....sorry Little Ol' Man! Happy Birthday Pete, and mom always said to be nice to the "special people".

Hats off to Jolly Old England!

A birthday Pete? How innocent.....for such a rotten bugger! Have a great one, and many more..... Jim (lastcoldbeer)

Take care of business Trolloc. That's what's important. We'll wait, spawn camped & all!

It's a crying shame m8. First they try to make you feel bad about who you are, then make the politicians and media back up their lame ideas. Rank arse crap it is. I think the flag of union will be flying under the stars & stripes at my place tomorrow. Might fly the St. George flag, but here in Illinois, few know what it means.

Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag! Happy Birthday Bückling!

precious.....bout' wet my pants laughing. Ty!

Tree rats..... That's what we call them here too! Main issue got started when a neighbor put a salt block out. WTF?!? They're sorry now, but the damage has been done. Might as well send an invitation to a rapist for your teenage daughter......d'oh!

Thnx Boss; will check out. Harry, how can you hate shotties? Can't have any more mindless fun with your clothes on.

BOA is a poor business model. Sold a bike in TX and received a cashiers check from BOA in payment. They wouldn't transfer the money to my account because I wasn't a BOA account holder. Really? This is how you handle things? Ain't never gonna be one of your customers either. If handling money is too complicated for a bank, better sell pencils on the street corner.

It's Adolf's birthday, and Columbine's anniversary, but I don't know why the heads celebrate today. Haven't smoked since they brought out the CDL program. I always had to pee in the bottle, so I quit.......soooo sad.

Welcome Gents; have a great time & help yourself to anything you wish!

Read the comments last night, what a treasure chest of sarcasm. I especially liked the one describing the toy as non-functional, just like the TSA itself. What can you say, truth hurts. It's nice to know people can still lay down a scathing line of scorn when given the opportunity.

Thanks for the advice everyone. Put down ground chilli pepper on everything last night. I think the jalapeno idea might be the best. Main thing is to stop them from starting a pattern around the house. They'll walk around an acre of alfalfa & clover down below to bite off a row of blue spruce down our lane, just because it's on their path. Maddening thing is they'll bite it off and spit it out. Not tasty, it's just something different. Only things I've found they won't bother are marigolds & cedar trees. Lori doesn't like marigolds, and I've transplanted 30+ cedars all around. Some have grown into beautiful trees, but I never cared for cedars to begin with.

Let the politics be for today, or rant your head off, it's your Birtday! Happy Birthday!!

Happy Birthday Arty! Now get back in dm & tdm so's we can kill ya.

Had our strawberries mowed off the other night, severely ticked me off. Our lovely four-footed beasts have now destroyed a stand of tulips in the front yard and ruined some emerging hostas & coral bells. I've caged all our remaining buckeye & maple trees. Tempted to sit on the front landing all night with a mauser, but our neighbors might object to the noise. Anybody have quiet, less lethal suggestions for discouraging deer? They are creatures of habit, and we want to break their habits.

Grand, gave me my morning chuckle. "Never felt better in me f...ing life!" That set the mood for the day.

Take care Gorilla, if you get bored, you could help clear up downed trees in our yard. High winds have wreaked havoc here.

Howdy, welcome, enjoy yourselves!

Ted, was this a cheap attention getter?.......well, it worked . BTW, I killed your brother GRENDEL for u today.

Well LOM, you b gettin' older! Happy Birthday Olde Sod! Hopefully many more!

Oh WhiteBoy, using ass to further your cause? That's wrong.......just wrong......But it got my attention . Heck yeah, call 51 dead and spread your time between TDM & DM. Both are fun!

Hey Hey Nightmare, Happy belated birthday! Hope you had a great time!