Blackbart

Say the word Newf...he's been warned already...if its still happening,his time here is done as far as i am concerned.
No-one has to put up with that crap.

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
 
2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
 
3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
 
4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
 
6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
 
7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
 
8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
 
9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
 
10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
 
11. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
 
12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
 
13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
 
14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
 
15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
 
16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
 
17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.
 
18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
 
19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

Went from 54c Idle to 27c HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

TY Wizard for sending me a free CPU Cooler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And it rocks shutting down putting it in now!
 
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16835106102&Tpk=thermaltake%20V1

> An atheist was walking through the woods.
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> 'What majestic trees!'
> 'What powerful rivers!'
> 'What beautiful animals!'
> He said to himself.
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> As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind
him.
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> He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
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> He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that
the bear was closing in on him.
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> He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.
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> He tripped & fell on the ground.
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> He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him,
reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
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> At that instant moment, the Atheist cried out:
> 'Oh my God!'
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> Time stopped.
> The bear froze.
> The forest was silent.
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> As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
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> 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even
credit creation to cosmic accident.'
> 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?'
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> 'Am I to count you as a believer?'
>
> The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be hypocritical
of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make
the BEAR a Christian?'
>
>
> 'Very well', said the voice.
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> The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his
right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
>
>
> 'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through
Christ our Lord, Amen.'

Gunship is now out of the server....lets see how people react to it

Happy B-Day Buddy...I hope you have a great one... :)

No worries . An education is more important then gaming.

I didn't weigh him or measure but I think he is 5-6 pounds. What do you guys think?
 
 

Tried it once, wife was at work, drank the case of beer and got her to get a bucket of KFC on the way home. Worked for me. Just sayin'.

Hey Bogleg, that's a great Brown trout. Looks to be in the 5 + range. I caught this the other night after work. Hardare no flie rod. Every once in a while we eat one so this one is well gone.

I am a die-hard fly fisherman. SW Wisconsin has hundreds of miles of spring creeks filled with wild browns and brookies.
 

It is y'all's server if you want different maps by all means suggest away...I will start the list with a couple of maps that I feel should be changed and you guys can add to it...Also if you have a particular map that you would like added please suggest it... 
1) The Tower
 
2) Scope shot2

mount woman from behind take hair, pull head back, whisper on ear Your sister was better than you and try to hold on for 8 seconds...

The quote of the day comes from David Burge at the Iowa Hawk Blog:
 
"Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine."

Glad you're home. Enjoy the time off.
One of these times through Arkansas you're gonna have to stop in though.

Henri...Welcome to our servers and forum...We won't hold it against you that GenVonSykes is your brother-in-law...LOL... :)

Great Work Helping that Miserable Asshole Find The Door!

The sad thing is that there are teachers like that everywhere, and it isn't only special needs kids that have to deal with them. When my now 21 year old son was in 4th grade we noticed him getting very depressed and not wanting to go to school. It was really out of character for him and we couldn't figure out what was going on. Finally we received a call from the mother of one of his friends who was upset that their teacher was screaming obscenities at my son and a couple other kids. Little did we know at the time but one of the other kids parents slipped a tape recorder in a backpack and recorded the events of the entire day, just like the dad did in this video. What we heard was a mid 40's man yelling at my son and two other kids to "shut the fuck up" or they'll get detention that day, no recess or lunch. He was slamming books on the table in front of these kids and was just making their life miserable. My son actually rubbed off one of his eyebrows from worrying about it so much. Finally when we asked our son he broke down and told us that this asshole was screaming at him every day and it had been going on for months.
 
My wife and I went strait to the school and to the principals office. All she said she could do was monitor the teacher and that she would not listen to the recording because it was illegal. Two days later we received a letter from the school board threatening to sue us if we spoke about this matter with anybody. As it turned out this teacher was tenured and couldn't be fired because of the very powerful teachers union in California. Needless to say that pissed me off even more than I already was, and I took the recording to the local newspaper and a San Francisco TV station. That night the shit hit the fan and it was all over the news including the recording. This district and the unions had an army of lawyers that tried to discredit us and our son, and I had an army of lawyers willing to take on our case for free, all wanting us to sue the district for millions because they knew it would be a slam dunk in front of a jury. They tried to offer us a few hundred grand to make it all go away, and we refused any legal advice from anybody, and simply asked for the resignation of the teacher and didn't want a dime from the school. At first they refused because the union was pushing them hard, but when I finally said if this asshole somehow kept his job we were going to sue for 20 million and have a very public trial, they gave in and fired the guy.
 
If you have kids in elementary school pay close attention. This shit happens in special needs and public schools. If your children are acting odd don't be afriad to find out why.

not a good idea.... i seen that before in quake 3 and it got abused. People kicked because they did not like the person winning all the time. Leave it up to videos and admins. They can handle it even if not around at the time or all the time. 
Taking the video is what they need. Then they can handle.
 
 
 
Maybe we should get their cell numbers so we can call them. lol
 
Ring ring....
 
Bart: Hello?
 
hxtr: BlackBart or Roger?
 
Bart: Yes... who is this?
 
hxtr: Me jeff.. hxtr.
 
Bart: Hi Jeff.. you do know it is 3am right?
 
hxtr: yea but we have a hacker in COD2 server.
 
Bart: You are called me at 3am to tell me that?
 
hxtr: Yea sorry.... you weren't busy where you?
 
 
hahahahahaha Just a funny thought i had. I will be calling you tonight Roger.. at around 2 to 3am to test that out. And if you dont answer I will be calling Gorilla even if he is out of town. lol hahahhaha

Never seen Littlest Hobo. Hell I have been watching "Rawhide" reruns with Clint Eastwood. It is remarkable that some of these old shows are better to watch than some of the bullshit drama shows of today. It is pretty cool to see some of these old shows and think of how easy it was to entertain people back then.

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


 

Men Are Just Happier People --



What do you expect from such simple creatures?



Your last name stays put.



The garage is all yours.



Wedding plans take care of themselves.



Chocolate is just another snack...



You can be President.



You can never be pregnant.



You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.



You can wear NO shirt to a water park.



Car mechanics tell you the truth.



The world is your urinal.



You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.



You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.



Same work, more pay.



Wrinkles add character.



Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.



People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.



New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.



One mood all the time.



Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.



You know stuff about tanks.



A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.



You can open all your own jars.



You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.



If someone forgets to invite you,



He or she can still be your friend.



Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.



Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..



You almost never have strap problems in public.



You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..



Everything on your face stays its original color.



The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.



You only have to shave your face and neck.



You can play with toys all your life.



One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.



You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.



You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.



You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.



You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives



On December 24 in 25 minutes.

Nothing in Scranton, but on the way to Columus Ohio I was filling up and saw this sticker. Sorry, only pic from tyhe last few days.
 

This is mine and Widowmaker's son tonight before the dance with his girlfriend. Man why do they have to grow up so fast.