pwrcrzy52 Posted April 27, 2012 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 10:50 AM Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted April 27, 2012 WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack... You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes. BeerGoat, DEEJAYKEG, Gatorgirl and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bushape Posted April 27, 2012 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Good one Power Crazy. And we can play chess, oh wait a minute I was thinking of Slow Fry. Damn, I am getting old and can't remember shit anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted April 27, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 268 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18189 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20225 Achievement Points: 133298 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 267 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted April 27, 2012 So true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WeednFeed Posted April 27, 2012 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 39 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2341 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 3812 Achievement Points: 24105 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 35 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 19 hours ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted April 27, 2012 It's a great life!v Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LtLaszlo Posted April 28, 2012 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 186 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9146 Content Per Day: 1.70 Reputation: 24303 Achievement Points: 94214 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 315 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 hours ago Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted April 28, 2012 I love being a dude!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Joe Canadian Posted April 28, 2012 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted April 28, 2012 Agree, soooo true!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Harleyfreak Posted April 28, 2012 Member ID: 3235 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 25 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 229 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/23/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 28, 2012 Birthday: 02/07/1990 Share Posted April 28, 2012 That sure explains alot.. lol xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyDos Posted April 28, 2012 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Pretty much how I've lived.Nice PWRCRZY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PimpedOutPete Posted April 28, 2012 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14886 Content Per Day: 2.77 Reputation: 7827 Achievement Points: 91090 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Share Posted April 28, 2012 I agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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