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welcome back ..you idiot and stay here this time ..

Life sucks at times .but stay strong and thing's will work out

: Jane and Arlene Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her ...cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

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ZEN Teachings 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any. 3. No one is listening to you, until you fart. 4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.. 6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. 7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 8.. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it. 11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree. 13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. 14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment. 15. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works. 17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our butt .... then things just keep getting worse. 20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

My prayers go out to his family.

i'll be in there early so any one want to come in and f around .bring it

RIP COBRA . You will be missed

for the people that don't know what it looks like ..it is truly bad ass ..have a look

how do i know ..iam a idiot like you ..but come get you a few .you will like it ..

BF4 hardcore Knife Fight Friday Night 9;00 EST... till when you have had enough.. so bring you're Blades and get your ass cut up.. If you want some come get some

it's your lie tell it how you like ..just kidding .good to see you back now come play later ..

You went to jail we know ..you idiot ..come play some BF4 later ..

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