WeednFeed Posted October 31, 2010 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 39 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2333 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 3799 Achievement Points: 24047 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 35 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: iPhone Share Posted October 31, 2010 My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.I really need you to pay me a compliment.'I replied, "Your eyesight's perfect."And then the fight started........* My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust."And then the fight started...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NightmareXI Posted October 31, 2010 Member ID: 68 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 62 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2709 Content Per Day: 0.51 Reputation: 132 Achievement Points: 14854 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 20, 2022 Birthday: 04/13/1969 Share Posted October 31, 2010 WeednFeed - Compliments for your wife My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." And then the fight started...* I know that...LOL good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Nobodygood>XI< Posted October 31, 2010 Member ID: 219 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 492 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 108 Achievement Points: 2906 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 2, 2018 Birthday: 04/28/1957 Share Posted October 31, 2010 My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming Anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale. And then the fight started... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Nobodygood>XI< Posted October 31, 2010 Member ID: 219 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 492 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 108 Achievement Points: 2906 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 2, 2018 Birthday: 04/28/1957 Share Posted October 31, 2010 My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started. come on lets keep it going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Belle Posted November 1, 2010 Member ID: 503 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 181 Topic Count: 71 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2461 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 1213 Achievement Points: 15555 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/24/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 22 Device: Windows Share Posted November 1, 2010 When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But somehow, I always had something else to take care of first: the shed, the boat, making beer. It was always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again , I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." And that's when the fight started.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BiG CheesE Posted November 1, 2010 Member ID: 589 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 347 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 1346 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 341 Achievement Points: 10798 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/18/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 06:53 AM Birthday: 07/04/1979 Device: Android Share Posted November 1, 2010 I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" And that's when the fight started.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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