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An old  sailor puts on his old  uniform and heads for the  docks once more,
for old times sake.

He engages  a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon  going at it as well as he can for a guy his age,   but needing 
some reassurance, he asks, 'How am  I doing?' The prostitute  replies,
'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three  knots.' 

'Three knots?' he   asks.    'What's that  supposed to mean?'  She says,  
'You're knot  hard, you're knot in,  and you're  knot getting your money
back'. 

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LOL good one!

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