WolfTiS Posted January 10, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Rodney Dangerfield........... My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home! A hooker once told me she had a headache. I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service. If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. I was making love to this girl and she started crying I said, 'Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I hate myself now.' I knew a girl so ugly... they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early.' I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Blackbart Posted January 10, 2011 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.08 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted January 10, 2011 LOL...He always had some good one liners... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KenMan Posted January 10, 2011 Member ID: 410 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2033 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 428 Achievement Points: 10669 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/16/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 15, 2020 Birthday: 12/04/1948 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Very funny guy, thanks Wolftis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted January 10, 2011 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.36 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I'd have to say he was the best.Plus he had those weird bulging eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damage_inc- Posted January 10, 2011 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted January 10, 2011 GREAT STUFF.Rodney was the best.thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted January 10, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 284 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18846 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 21210 Achievement Points: 138075 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 322 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted January 10, 2011 Good ones - thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
The Czech Posted January 10, 2011 Member ID: 1432 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 473 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 2533 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/21/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 08/15/1991 Device: Windows Share Posted January 10, 2011 Blackbart LOL...He always had some good one liners... +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickTheGrip Posted January 11, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Share Posted January 11, 2011 RIP Rodney - you rocked Hard to believe he has been dead for over 6 years now In honor I could tell my parents hated me, my bath toys were a toaster and a radio I know I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it I have good looking kids. Thank god the wife cheats on me I haven't spoken to my wife in 10 years - I don't want to interrupt her I worked in a pet store but people kept asking how big would I get I'm taking Viagra and prune juice. I don't know if I am coming or going My mother never breast fed me. She said she only liked me as a friend My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I kept finding them With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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