WarDragonXI Posted September 21, 2011 Member ID: 257 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 280 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 45 Achievement Points: 1673 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2023 Birthday: 10/02/1950 Posted September 21, 2011 One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the Church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's Ultimate Enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yup, sure do." Satan asked, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Satan was more than a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why not?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years!" Awards
BUDMAN Posted September 22, 2011 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7116 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4657 Achievement Points: 60611 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 43 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted September 22, 2011 NIce War Dragon.... Awards
hxtr Posted September 22, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted September 22, 2011 hahahahhaha i read that so slow to get the full effect. great joke!!!!!!!
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