Kansas88 Posted November 8, 2011 Member ID: 2904 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 81 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 157 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 159 Achievement Points: 1944 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 1, 2018 Birthday: 07/31/1969 Share Posted November 8, 2011 A woman went to her boy-friend's parents' house for Christmas Dinner. This was her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman began to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains were almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decided to relieve herself a bit and let out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boy-friend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!" The woman thought, this is great and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer "rrriiippp........." The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!". Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted November 8, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14888 Content Per Day: 2.77 Reputation: 7829 Achievement Points: 91105 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: iPhone Share Posted November 8, 2011 Lol good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Texas Posted November 8, 2011 Member ID: 2821 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 70 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 553 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 348 Achievement Points: 4523 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/18/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 31 Birthday: 08/07/1984 Device: Linux Share Posted November 8, 2011 lol thats good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Exe Posted November 8, 2011 Member ID: 2567 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 41 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2904 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 983 Achievement Points: 17118 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 12/11/1986 Device: Windows Share Posted November 8, 2011 Ahah nice one. It's good to laugh by waking up in the morning, thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
cooner Posted November 8, 2011 Member ID: 2960 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 7 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 45 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/03/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 6, 2013 Birthday: 06/04/1983 Share Posted November 8, 2011 lol nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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