BUDMAN Posted December 1, 2011 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 136 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6956 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4498 Achievement Points: 58345 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 10 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted December 1, 2011 A WOMAN’S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.. I pray he’s rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won’t be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand.. Massage my feet and help me stand. Oh send a king to make me queen. A man who loves to cook and clean. I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits with my mother. A MAN’S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big knockers who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Syckle Posted December 1, 2011 Member ID: 2694 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 115 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 424 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 322 Achievement Points: 5513 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 07/26/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 04:23 PM Birthday: 08/11/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted December 1, 2011 fucking awesome!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LaRSin Posted December 1, 2011 Member ID: 45 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 68 Topic Count: 981 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 9032 Content Per Day: 1.68 Reputation: 3561 Achievement Points: 65956 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 6 minutes ago Birthday: 02/25/1951 Device: Windows Share Posted December 1, 2011 sends about right ...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted December 1, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1199 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6527 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63430 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted December 1, 2011 If you need a witness call me! LMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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