Kansas88 Posted December 23, 2011 Member ID: 2904 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 81 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 157 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 159 Achievement Points: 1944 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 1, 2018 Birthday: 07/31/1969 Share Posted December 23, 2011 A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy , clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?" The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Spartacus Posted December 23, 2011 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 2485 Achievement Points: 19552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted December 23, 2011 LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Syckle Posted December 23, 2011 Member ID: 2694 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 115 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 424 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 322 Achievement Points: 5513 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 07/26/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 16 Birthday: 08/11/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted December 23, 2011 HA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LilAcorn Posted December 23, 2011 Member ID: 1818 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 61 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1042 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 556 Achievement Points: 14310 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/21/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 5 minutes ago Birthday: 06/12/1975 Device: Windows Share Posted December 23, 2011 should have said it was down in his pants.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
DIRTRIDER Posted December 23, 2011 Member ID: 1113 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 18 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 159 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 985 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/09/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 2, 2020 Birthday: 03/14/1962 Share Posted December 23, 2011 ITS IN THE MEAT DEPARTMENT FOOL EVERY ONE NOS THAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
2_MANY_BEERS Posted December 23, 2011 Member ID: 96 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 107 Topic Count: 1048 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 8813 Content Per Day: 1.64 Reputation: 3300 Achievement Points: 62183 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 22 hours ago Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted December 23, 2011 DIRTRIDER ITS IN THE MEAT DEPARTMENT FOOL EVERY ONE NOS THAT Home depot has a meat dept.? I didn't know that. Maybe it's one of those demonstrations they have and they show you how to handle your meat. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenMan Posted December 23, 2011 Member ID: 410 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2033 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 428 Achievement Points: 10669 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/16/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 15, 2020 Birthday: 12/04/1948 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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