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A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy , clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."


The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."



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LOL!!!



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HA!!!



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should have said it was down in his pants....



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ITS IN THE MEAT DEPARTMENT FOOL EVERY ONE NOS THAT

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DIRTRIDER

ITS IN THE MEAT DEPARTMENT FOOL EVERY ONE NOS THAT

CoolCool

Home depot has a meat dept.? I didn't know that. Maybe it's one of those demonstrations  they have and they show you how to handle your meat. LOL



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