You know you are Canadian if....

[Joe Canadian]

You stand in "line-ups" or "queues" (in Victoria, BC) atthe movie, not lines.
You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk".
You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I justspilled my bowl of poutine
You drink pop, not soda.
You had a Prime Minister who wasn't fluent in either of the official languages(English & French).
You know what it means to be 'on the pogey'.
You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at thecamp, eh?!"
You can drink legally while still a teen in some provinces.
You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place totravel with very good cigars.
When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it, insteadof telling them to stay out of it.
You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and you don'tWANT to know if he has!
You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."
You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."
You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.
You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
You drive with your headlights on during the day (since 1989, all new cars havebeen fitted with "daytime running lights").
You participated in "Participaction."
You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale, "What's goodenough protection for the Prime Minister is good enough for me."
You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.
Like any international assasin/terrorist/spy in the world, you possess aCanadian Passport.
You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u'sfrom labor, honor, color. etc.
You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and"no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingualcereal packaging.
You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
You can do all the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's"Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo" opus.
You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.
You were mad at the CBC when "The Beachcombers" were taken off theair.
You know who "Relic" is/was.
You know what a touque is and you own one and often wear it.
You have heard of ... and have some cherished momento of Bob and Doug McKenzie.
You still sing the "Great White North" theme song with pride ..."coo-ooh-coocoo-coo-ooh-coocoo".
You know Toronto is NOT a province.
You never miss "Coach's Corner" during Hockey Night in Canada.
Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favourite food groups.
If you live in some of the colder Canadian provinces, your car has a cord andplug sticking out of the grill ... it's a block heater for those sub-zero (inCelsius) days.
You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
The mosquitoes have landing lights.
You have more kilometres on your snow blower than your car.
You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat.
Canadian Tire Store on any Saturday is busier than most toy stores atChristmas.
You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above theground.
You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with frozensnow and slush.
You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8buttons.
You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, butrequires 6 pages for hockey.
The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
You head South to go to your cottage.
You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't prowl on yourdeck.
You know which leaves make good toilet paper now that there are no more dollarbills.
The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo, it's sausage making.
You find -40C a little chilly.
The trunk of your car doubles as a portable deep freeze.
You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewellery and yourSorels.
You can play road hockey on skates.
You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.
The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
You perk-up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada".
You pronounce the last letter of the alphabet "zed" instead of"zee."
and ... You end some sentences with "eh," ... eh? 

 

[PimpedOutPete]

Lol nice one Joe.

[hxtr]

that is way to much to read JC.................... can you call me and leave me a message with this?

[Joe Canadian]

lol. sure hxtr

[Darth Yoda]

I agree with hxtr, it is too much to read. Please text it to me.

[Chris]

I know I'm Canadian cause I'm freezing my BAG OFF RIGHT NOW!!!! Minus 29 FFS!

[PimpedOutPete]

Chris

I know I'm Canadian cause I'm freezing my BAG OFF RIGHT NOW!!!! Minus 29 FFS!

I agree...

[TBB]

Couple of points to make here:

1) Doesn't mater how long it is - Hxtr can't read

2) The only true way to know if your Canadian is if POP doesn't kill you in COD2  -          which never happens

3) lol - good one - thanks

[Astronomer]

Awesome list! I can relate to darned many of them too, eh?

[Ferret]

My buddy from Winnipeg sent me this:

 

 

[Ferret]

 

[TheLastColdBeer]

When we were working on the slope, the seasons were described thus: Last Winter, This Winter, and Next Winter. You only had three. Summer wasn't talked about because the mosquitoes owned that. First time I ever saw mosquitoes with colors. And they had heft when you smashed them against the truck window.

[Sgt Alvin York]

Eh?

[Sgt Alvin York]

You also know you're Canadian if you get hurt and have to got to Hospital.

[spanky]

funny shit joe!

sounds so nice i'm going to tell everyone in america to move  up there...

...then lets see how much you like it:)

[PimpedOutPete]

Hell now we have to build a fence! Hehehe..