Hunter1948 Posted March 15, 2012 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.60 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted March 15, 2012 The train was quite crowded, and a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.' The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired..' She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!' This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window and sat down. The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour! This American should be put in his place!' An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing......... You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.’ Awards
TBB Posted March 15, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21156 Content Per Day: 3.74 Reputation: 22850 Achievement Points: 151792 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 410 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 21 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted March 15, 2012 lmao - good one - finally some British humor I understand - thanks Awards
Exe Posted March 15, 2012 Member ID: 2567 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 41 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2905 Content Per Day: 0.57 Reputation: 985 Achievement Points: 17127 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 12/11/1986 Device: Windows Posted March 15, 2012 Why is it a french woman? lol Awards
Sonovabich Posted March 15, 2012 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.87 Reputation: 5198 Achievement Points: 131537 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 9 Device: Windows Posted March 15, 2012 We don't even understand ourselves
KenMan Posted March 15, 2012 Member ID: 410 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2033 Content Per Day: 0.35 Reputation: 428 Achievement Points: 10669 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/16/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 15, 2020 Birthday: 12/04/1948 Posted March 15, 2012 Good one Awards
HarryWeezer Posted March 15, 2012 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.79 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 17 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted March 15, 2012 Why is it a french woman? lol Cause the Polish woman would long ago have turned the dog into sausage. Awards
GhostHunter Posted March 15, 2012 Member ID: 1370 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 18 Topic Count: 19 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 149 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 37 Achievement Points: 1117 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 10, 2014 Birthday: 07/12/1966 Posted March 15, 2012 Compu'a Sas...........LOOOOL !!!
BiG CheesE Posted March 15, 2012 Member ID: 589 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 347 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 1346 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 341 Achievement Points: 10798 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/18/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 02:13 PM Birthday: 07/04/1979 Device: Android Posted March 15, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9sXBlIMQrA Awards
BiG CheesE Posted March 15, 2012 Member ID: 589 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 347 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 1346 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 341 Achievement Points: 10798 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/18/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 02:13 PM Birthday: 07/04/1979 Device: Android Posted March 15, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq0U-B_c1Yc&feature=bf_next&list=PL480A79E9BAB9EDDE&lf=results_main http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nROzUIt7PgI&feature=bf_next&list=PL480A79E9BAB9EDDE&lf=results_main Awards
BiG CheesE Posted March 15, 2012 Member ID: 589 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 347 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 1346 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 341 Achievement Points: 10798 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/18/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 02:13 PM Birthday: 07/04/1979 Device: Android Posted March 15, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGrEL9h1T88&feature=bf_next&list=PL480A79E9BAB9EDDE&lf=results_main Awards
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