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Tom Henderson Is A Wanker


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So, I've heard the term "wanker" before but never understood exactly what a wanker is. So I looked it up in Wikipedia. Here's the definition: "Wanker is a pejorative term of English origin, common in Commonwealth and ex-Commonwealth countries, including Britain, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa. It initially referred to an onanist but has since become a general insult. It is synonymous with tosser."

 

And now, I'm even more confused.

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Yes Harry a wanker is also a Tosser, just look at my Avatar if you want the real meaning of Wanker/Tosser :hrhr: Tom Henderson is an Onanist just does'nt have the same impact

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He's talking about jerking off Harry.LOL

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Although the term "Wanker" or "Tosser" are linked to masturbation, if we were talking about somebody who was masturbating then we would say he is having a "wank" or he is "tossing himself off", if the person was an habitual masturbator we would probably just say he was a "Perv" if someone calls you a wanker or a Tosser it has nothing to do with Masturbation, it means they think you are a "plonker" a "nobhead" a "dickhead" a "twonk" or some other derogatory term, but the word "Toss" can also be used as in "i don't give a toss" which also means "i don't give a fuck" which also has nothing to do with anything sexual at all, it just means "i don't really care" the only time "Wanker" is really used to mean masturbation is if you called yourself a "wanker" as in the "winkers (misprint) song" from Ivor Biggun but calling yourself a "wanker" could also mean as i said earlier that you just thought of yourself as a "plonker" a "nobhead" a "dickhead" or a "twonk"....hope this clears things up for you Harry. :rofl:

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No sorry Johnny that clip has nothing to do with masturbation at all :no:rofl: But this one does

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Aha, a dolphin flogger, a monkey spanker, a pud puller. You Brits are so confusing in your terminology.

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Although the term "Wanker" or "Tosser" are linked to masturbation, if we were talking about somebody who was masturbating then we would say he is having a "wank" or he is "tossing himself off", if the person was an habitual masturbator we would probably just say he was a "Perv" if someone calls you a wanker or a Tosser it has nothing to do with Masturbation, it means they think you are a "plonker" a "nobhead" a "dickhead" a "twonk" or some other derogatory term, but the word "Toss" can also be used as in "i don't give a toss" which also means "i don't give a fuck" which also has nothing to do with anything sexual at all, it just means "i don't really care" the only time "Wanker" is really used to mean masturbation is if you called yourself a "wanker" as in the "winkers (misprint) song" from Ivor Biggun but calling yourself a "wanker" could also mean as i said earlier that you just thought of yourself as a "plonker" a "nobhead" a "dickhead" or a "twonk"....hope this clears things up for you Harry. :rofl:

Damn Kev...........you better than Wikipedia ffs.
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